50 Cent Sequel's Story Is AMAZING

common what could beat this:

*disclaimer: this is actually all real

"...what's inspired the title is, 50 and G-Unit are putting on a sold-out performance somewhere in a fictional Middle Eastern setting. This is where the 'blood on the sand' comes in. They put on the performance; the people are pleased, but the concert promoter stiffs them and doesn't give 50 and G-Unit their payment.

So, of course, 50 isn't going to leave until he gets paid, so he hassles the concert promoter, [saying] if he doesn't come up with the money now, there will be consequences. And instead, the promoter offers him a very valuable gift - something that's valuable to this particular country - a diamond encrusted skull.

So 50 gets the skull, and as he's about to leave this war-torn country, when they're ambushed and the skull is taken. They escape the ambush, but they're without the skull. So 50's motivated to get what belongs to him. So basically, throughout the game, he's trying to track these people down and find out who they are and why he was ambushed."

Really? This is the story? Tetris has a better story.TDLlama

:lol:

sadly that's true

I'm convinced. Let me go and cancel my GTA 4 pre-order.dracula_16

Looks like Zelda: OOT will be losing its crown on Gamerankings.EVOLV3

I have yet to find a game that takes place entirely in a gay bar. Why can't we have that instead?Cerussite

Some people would find the game TOO fun.

I stopped reading after "They put on the performance; the people are pleased"

This upset me deeply.

When does L block come in?

Oh wait, wrong game.

I stopped reading after "They put on the performance; the people are pleased"

This upset me deeply.

AAllxxjjnn

well thats why its a video game. Things that can't happen logically in life usually happen in games....you know, Princess being saved by Mario, Glaives on peoples hands, Bi-pedal tanks, Chainsaw guns and enjoyable 50 cent concerts.

If this is a second 50 cent game, shouldn't the game becalled a dollar?fugwit

[QUOTE="fugwit"]If this is a second 50 cent game, shouldn't the game becalled a dollar?Cerussite

[QUOTE="Cerussite"][QUOTE="fugwit"]If this is a second 50 cent game, shouldn't the game becalled a dollar?Gh0st_Of_0nyx

I don't mess around.

I thought he was going to rescue Beyonce or something...aka_aj03

and the sad thing is this is probably gonna be a Million+ seller too.......now all we need is the pussycat dolls to come out with a game

[QUOTE="aka_aj03"]I thought he was going to rescue Beyonce or something...club-sandwich

Meh, I think Guitar Hero has a better story.Saturos3091

No, dance dance revolution does.

[QUOTE="club-sandwich"][QUOTE="aka_aj03"]I thought he was going to rescue Beyonce or something...Gh0st_Of_0nyx

[QUOTE="Gh0st_Of_0nyx"][QUOTE="club-sandwich"][QUOTE="aka_aj03"]I thought he was going to rescue Beyonce or something...aka_aj03

hey look, a screenshot.

why would we want to play as a rapper?musicgamerguy

Your right. I'd much rather be a plumber in a red jumpsuit. Or one of those transexual JRPG main characters

ohhh. Or a gorilla! Thats awsome too!

hey look, a screenshot.

cobrax25

YAY! i cant wait for this, the 1st one was pretty good and im sure the second one will be even better! :)

SIKE

these games suck

I used to work at an amphitheatre a while back, during the Anger Management tour I think. 50 refused to go on stage because he couldn't finish his excersize routine because our gym didn't have one specific piece of equipment. So some poor sap had to run into town, find a sporting goods store that carried this random machine, set it up, then let Mr. Cent work out on it.

His punk ass came on three hourslate, and I had the pleasure of dealing with the crowd during that period.

My initial reaction to reading that for the first time was: "Ha, so you decided to make fun of the game."

Reaction upon realizing it was not a joke:

That's right, I was surpriseohdeargodwtfisthisforreallaughing.

The first one only had a small budget, but now I hear they have millions of dollars and hundreds of employees. Thats sure to make it GOTY.

*cough Killzone 2 cough*