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#1 curono
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The thing in here is to post an idea of a videogame that WILL NEVER EVER EVER HAPPEN, don`t use the post to do trash as a "capcom game that doesn`t sucks.." or things like that. Here are some I thought some.

Pokillmon: A FPS  game rated M+17. The thing is to hunt each and every pokemon until your rage is satisfied. Kill each pikachu on your way with machine guns, neuter that damn charizard. Mutilate the goriest way any Pokemon in your way!!!

Mario PIMP: In this slightly different minigame compilation, rated Adults Only, Mario has lost every coin in Mushroom kingdom, so he needs to work with ladies. Pleasure them with your Wii or Koopa troops will get you!

Gears of harvest: After defending the world, Marcus phoenix needs to restart the world save. In a peculiar  way, similar to Harvest moon, Help Marcus find a date, become friend of the town and plant as many happy plants and get as many smiling cows as you can.

 

 

 

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The thing in here is to post an idea of a videogame that WILL NEVER EVER EVER HAPPEN, don`t use the post to do trash as a "capcom game that doesn`t sucks.." or things like that. Here are some I thought some.

Pokillmon: A FPS  game rated M+17. The thing is to hunt each and every pokemon until your rage is satisfied. Kill each pikachu on your way with machine guns, neuter that damn charizard. Mutilate the goriest way any Pokemon in your way!!!

Mario PIMP: In this slightly different minigame compilation, rated Adults Only, Mario has lost every coin in Mushroom kingdom, so he needs to work with ladies. Pleasure them with your Wii or Koopa troops will get you!

Gears of harvest: After defending the world, Marcus phoenix needs to restart the world save. In a peculiar  way, similar to Harvest moon, Help Marcus find a date, become friend of the town and plant as many happy plants and get as many smiling cows as you can.

 

 

 

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LOL.. (Okay, give me a minute to write my own)
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Mushroom Kingdom Hearts - Mario to join Sora, Micky, Donald and others in the fight against the Heartless on the Nintendo Wii
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Planet Earth: Real time Planet Earth simulator, with real-to-life graphics, full sized planet Earth, and every single person on earth correctly represented.

You can choose your race, nationality, birth-place, characteristics, personality, all that stuff. 

 It'd be like a huge RPG where you're just a person, and you can do whatever you want. Become a stock broker, become a bank robber, join the military, whatever. Basically an Earth simulator... of course a good alternative is just going outside, but I can dream!

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Shenmue III.
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Super Giraffe Rider. Using only a small stick and a cell phone you need to guide a giraffe through an intricate maze to a delicious reward of goat cheese and acacia leaves.
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Super Mario Drive By, the next generation of mario kart, everyone is not racing against each other, but trying to get the most civilian kills before time runs out. Killing opposing gang menbers counts as double points! McClancy's Rainbow Six: Salt Lake City.... I think the name says it all for this one. I'll see if I can come up with any more.
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Duke Nukem Forever - Review
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Grand Theft Walmarting - Raise up from petty street thrug to petty shoplifter in the back-isles of Wally-World, where small junk and unneeding items are everything. Sneak past highly trained, and higly old wal-mart greeters, bare-fist your way though achne-faced and saggy boobed empoyees of minimal wage, and try to stuff those loosely fit jeans. Cramming ever orifice with stolen merchandise and be the number one shoplifter. Rated I for Immature. Buy this game today and help throw society in the sh*tter, and I said buy! Buy today.
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God of Katamari - Kratos must use his powers to create a Katamari so big that he can use the Blade of Chaos to climb into the heavens for the ultimate battle with the King of All Cosmos.
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#11 PSBox3SixWi
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A Capcom game that doesn't sucks
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God of Katamari - Kratos must use his powers to create a Katamari so big that he can use the Blade of Chaos to climb into the heavens for the ultimate battle with the King of All Cosmos. TekkenMaster606
lol
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King of Iron Fist Night : Round 4 - Steve Fox battles his way through the rankings to claim the unified belt in every weight class.

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The Silent Dating Sim - Help Gordon Freeman hit it off with other silent game characters like Link, Claude or Crono.
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Legend of Zelda: Combat Evolved - In this new game in the Legend of Zelda, Link is back and and he had enough of this Swords and Bows sh*t, this time he gonna shove a grenade up of Ganondorf's @ss! Back with new weapons and equipment, new ones like the AK-47 and power saw to show a new fear to the same old enemy. This time, Ganondorf is going be his b*tch and he will show that hussie Zelda who is her ruler! It's Legend of Zelda meets The Punisher in new installment in Legend of Zelda.

No more Mr. nice Elf, the gloves are off. The legend never dies, but his enemy do with extreme prejudgist. Rated AO.

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Death by Tetris - Nina Williams must fight through levels of deadly blocks hired by the Mishima Zaibaitsu.

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FF WARS-Tired of being the main character and the only one who cares about earth being destroyed?? Tired of useless quests to obtain an ether?? Lead your sniper team and instantly HEADSHOT that crazy summoner who tries to save the world.

 Superman 64 IInd take- Nuff said.

The  hospital Sims: Are sim games too complex? Create your sim with 4 different personalities: Coma sim, Narcoleptic Sim, Dead Sim, near death sim, and the all new doped sim. See your Sims in bed, not moving, in wait for a possible recover. Cry and laugh with them, as you see them in their beds struggling for their life.

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Grandma 5000: You play as Granmama and are tasked with the huge quest... to reach the top shelf! Mini games include slowspeed races in supermarkets for canned goods and trying to renew your driver license! Rated M for Nudity.

Phoenix Thompson: Ambulance Chaser: As Phoenix Thompson you must go after cases and blame them on video games! Ends with a case where you must defend yourself from fraudlent lawyer charges by blaming your onw game! Rated M for Language and blood and gore.

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#20 Kev_Unreal
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hmmmmmm imagine a Unreal MMO.:P
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#21 TekkenMaster606
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Bumpity ump.

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hmmmmmm imagine a Unreal MMO.:PKev_Unreal

Teh world of Unreal!

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A pokemon game with blood and gore. Yo play as a vioent charizard and must hunt for food(any small pokemon, I mean ripp them to peices) and kill all trainer who try to caputre you
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#24 curono
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A pokemon game with blood and gore. Yo play as a vioent charizard and must hunt for food(any small pokemon, I mean ripp them to peices) and kill all trainer who try to caputre youLucifer007
Actually that would be good. see a charizard hunt, kill dismember and eat another small pokemon, something simelar to "when pokemons kill for food"
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Steroid Prime - You play as Samus Aran, who recently has crashed landed on a planet of body builders. Samus enters a weight lifting competition to win money to repair her ship. Will you work hard and become the strongest person in the universe, or take drugs to achieve your goals? Whatever you do, you must help Samus return to outer-space to battle the evil space pirates!
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Dead or Alive : Extreme Portable Ops - The girls of Dead or Alive come to the PSP in their very own stealth game. Featuring busty babes hiding in cardboard boxes and chicks with purple hair snapping necks.
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Kill all Miis- imagine unreal tournament where you can blow miis heads off in a bloody mess.
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#28 Kev_Unreal
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Kill all Miis- imagine unreal tournament where you can blow miis heads off in a bloody mess.laughingman42

wow........:P that awesome!

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Kill all Miis- imagine unreal tournament where you can blow miis heads off in a bloody mess.laughingman42

 

Bloody Mess - Fallout Style. :)

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#30 curono
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[QUOTE="laughingman42"]Kill all Miis- imagine unreal tournament where you can blow miis heads off in a bloody mess.Kev_Unreal

wow........:P that awesome!

Yeah... a suicidal  minigame compilation

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A ultra realistic MMOFPS based on the Cold War where it breaks into full-scale war.
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Train the Kitty: Teach a cat to do tricks.

Tortilla Flat: A video game based on the John Steinbeck classic novel!

Beyond Good and Evil 2:.........why does it have to be impossible? :cry:

Mirror Simulation: Play a virtual simulation of yourself playing a virtual simulation!

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Natalia Lafourcade??? o_0
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#34 curono
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Natalia Lafourcade??? o_0kvnmitnick
What's wrong?? Don't you like her??? love her songs!!!
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#35 bc1391
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A new 3D Sonic game that doesn't suck.
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#36 ArisShadows
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Wow, this didn't die!
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#37 xXMercenariOXx
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Doom 4...Rated M for Gore, Realistic Blood, Violence and Language
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lego starwars... oh wait that already happened.... um...

the dog game. its just like the guy game except all the girls are replaced with dogs

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The game is called System Wars: Its a RTS like Warcraft3 only there is only 3 raqces. Cows sheep and lemming. The cows have bulls and other things. Sheep have little lamg and are good with resources(there wool). Lemming are the fastest at reproducing there are so many of them.
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Metroid prime: the Ing War

 

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An RPG where you can customize every aspect of your spells would be nice...
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#42 curono
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A fifa game in which you can take guns in the middle of the game to kill your opponents!!
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Resistance: Spore of the Old Republic.

You manage the evolution of a new species to become the ultimate Jedi for the defence of the Republic against the Chimera threat. 

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Ultimate Synchronized Swimming.  Rated M for Explicit Language