A murderer enters your home, what Console would you protect yourself with?

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#1 deactivated-5b4ca38d5fcb0
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A murderer enters your home, he is threating to kill you. For some reason you got all consoles right next to you.

What console would be the best to protect to you? *peripherals and stuff that comes with the console included.

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#2 AmayaPapaya
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If I had a gigantic PC, I would use that to smash his head. If not, I would use my 360.
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#3 deactivated-5d6e91f5c147a
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No need for any of em, I'd press V to go into VATS and aim for the horn.
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#4 deactivated-5cf4b2c19c4ab
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I'd shoot him. With a gun. Or stab him with a knife. Why would i use a console as a weapon?
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#5 Riverwolf007
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i'm a american so yeah there is a gun in every room of my house.

ok, that's exagerating there are only 4 guns in my house. ;)

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#6 Yangire
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I only have a PS3 out of those but the PHAT would be only useful as a sheild.

So I guess I'd trip him and hit his stomach for massive damage.

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#7 deactivated-5b4ca38d5fcb0
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damn americans trying to outsmart me :roll:.... uhm... the murderer also took all your other weapons without you noticing. Now you a forced to pick a console

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#8 Blacklight2
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The Gamecube is pretty durable, I may use that.
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#9 skinny_man_69
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PS3. The thing looks like a damn riot shield as it is

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#10 BPoole96
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I would murder the murderer. The irony would be gold

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damn americans trying to outsmart me :roll:.... uhm... the murderer also took all your other weapons without you noticing. Now you a forced to pick a console

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I find that very hard to believe.
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#12 monson21502
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my ylod 60 gig ps3. its heavy and i could throw it with full force with outworry of any damage to it:D

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damn americans trying to outsmart me :roll:.... uhm... the murderer also took all your other weapons without you noticing. Now you a forced to pick a console

Robbazking
No I am not, I could simply run or face him in a....SUDDEN DEATH ROUND.
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#14 Silverbond
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PS3 Phat.

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#15 Yangire
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I would murder the murderer. The irony would be gold

BPoole96

But if you murdered the murder then wouldn't he be the victim? Who in fact did he murder if you killed him before he could murder anyone?

Sounds like TC wants us to go to jail, way to hit a new low.

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#16 Baranga
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PS3. Those edges!

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#17 Riverwolf007
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damn americans trying to outsmart me :roll:.... uhm... the murderer also took all your other weapons without you noticing. Now you a forced to pick a console

Robbazking

in that case the wii nunchuck and wiimote would be the perfect garrote.

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#18 navyguy21
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The original Xbox and its controller :lol:
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If I had a gigantic PC, I would use that to smash his head. If not, I would use my 360.AmayaPapaya
My 800d is 20kg :S
The original Xbox and its controller :lol:navyguy21
A orginal xbox 360 cord controller wont detach either? ;)
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#20 super600  Moderator
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Since I only have the Wii. I will use the Wii nunchuks to beat the heck out of the murderers.

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#21 MetroidPrimePwn
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The Wii.

The attachment controller is called the Nunchuk, it's just begging to be used for that purpose.

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#22 johny300
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360 since it's so hot from playing so long it would melt him lol.
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#23 Devil-Itachi
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PS3 phat looks like the best for defending but for fighting back the Wii. The wiimote may also work good for a projectile.
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[QUOTE="AmayaPapaya"]If I had a gigantic PC, I would use that to smash his head. If not, I would use my 360.Robbazking
My 800d is 20kg :S
The original Xbox and its controller :lol:navyguy21
A orginal xbox 360 cord controller wont detach either? ;)

you have a chunky case, my antec p160w with components weighs around 7kg.
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[QUOTE="Robbazking"][QUOTE="AmayaPapaya"] My 800d is 20kg :S[QUOTE="navyguy21"]The original Xbox and its controller :lol:ferret-gamer
A orginal xbox 360 cord controller wont detach either? ;)

you have a chunky case, my antec p160w with components weighs around 7kg.

my 800d with compontents weighs over 20kg :S if it was slightly bigger i would hide inside it like a bunker.

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#26 johny300
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You can use the V.A.T.S mode :P.
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#27 NaveedLife
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I voted for the Wii due to durability and the nunchuka :P. That said, if Sony had kept the boomerang controllers I might have picked the PS3 lol.

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#28 deactivated-5b4ca38d5fcb0
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Hang on...  Isn't that pretty usefull?

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#29 Kahuna_1
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HAF 932 to the dome, or the 60gb PS3.

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#30 painguy1
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My gamecube.

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#31 deactivated-5b4ca38d5fcb0
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My gamecube.

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oh yeah the handle is **** genius.

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#32 Riverwolf007
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[QUOTE="painguy1"]

My gamecube.

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oh yeah the handle is **** genius.

damn, that is a good choice, it wouldn't even break. later you could just wipe off the gore and play some of it's games like...like... doh! there is always a downside, well like i said at least you could murder with it.

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#33 LegatoSkyheart
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You call yourself a Video Game Nerd and you don't have a Samurai Sword ANYWHERE????? :P

Come on be real, this isn't a System Wars question...

(btw I'd use the Gamecube)

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#34 deactivated-5b4ca38d5fcb0
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You call yourself a Video Game Nerd and you don't have a Samurai Sword ANYWHERE????? :P

Come on be real, this isn't a System Wars question...

(btw I'd use the Gamecube)

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What console would you go to war with?

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#36 LegatoSkyheart
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[QUOTE="LegatoSkyheart"]

You call yourself a Video Game Nerd and you don't have a Samurai Sword ANYWHERE????? :P

Come on be real, this isn't a System Wars question...

(btw I'd use the Gamecube)

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What console would you go to war with?

None, a Console is useless in a war.

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#37 Verge_6
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My PC...it just happens to be in the exact shape of an AK-47 assault rifle...and it fires bullets. >>

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The Red Ring of Death. Enough said.

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#39 StealthMonkey4
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First I would throw my Wii at him, then I would bash my 360 repeatedly over his head, and if that doesn't work, I would use my PS3 and smack him repeatedly with it. Or I could just grab an actual weapon.

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#40 majadamus
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I'd just walk out the house and call the cops. I don't want to get sued for injuring the burglar.
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I'd burn him with the RROD and then bash him the giant power brick.
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#42 MrJack3690
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360 hands down, along with the console itself you have that Giant power brick which would make a great weapon, and the biggest controllers out of all the systems with a bulge sticking out on the bottom where the batteries are (for a little extra weight it'll make for a better weapon than other controllers)

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#43 painguy1
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[QUOTE="Robbazking"]

[QUOTE="painguy1"]

My gamecube.

Riverwolf007

oh yeah the handle is **** genius.

damn, that is a good choice, it wouldn't even break. later you could just wipe off the gore and play some of it's games like...like... doh! there is always a downside, well like i said at least you could murder with it.

hehehe. it wont die

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y46f76Bpneo&feature=related

it split in half in this vid & still works

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVRJtqPRZhQ

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#44 deactivated-61cc564148ef4
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Why are people being so lame and saying "why are you using a console" just go with the theme!

Anyway I would use a PS3 because that Blu-Ray will shine in his eye and BURN HIS FACE OFF

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Unfortunately were I live you would find youself in at least as much trouble as them if you so much as put a single finger on them
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The first xbox. That thing can take a bullet.
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my Glockstation 45
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I'd just walk out the house and call the cops. I don't want to get sued for injuring the burglar. majadamus
Thank God for Castle Laws, or else I'd have to worry about that too. :P
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No one is getting near my PS-Triple, I'll protect that thing till the end. I'll throw my brother's 360s at the muderer tho
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#50 Verge_6
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[QUOTE="Robbazking"]

[QUOTE="painguy1"]

My gamecube.

Riverwolf007

oh yeah the handle is **** genius.

damn, that is a good choice, it wouldn't even break. later you could just wipe off the gore and play some of it's games like...like... doh! there is always a downside, well like i said at least you could murder with it.

That 'Cube'll still run. Trust me.