A tutorial on how to become a true Lemming.

Step 1:

When you are SEVERELY BUTTHURT, just pretend that you never were a Lemming in the first place.

Step 2:

Don't even THINK about cancelling your X1 pre-order.

Step 3:

Never let THE TRUTH get the best of you.

Step 4:

Actually BUY a Xbox One.

Step 5:

Never get caught owning a PS4 after trying to let people think that you hate everything PlayStation related.

Step 6:

Only COWS use Metacritic! http://imageshack.us/user/rr360dd

Tutorial on posting in System Wars:

DO NOT MAKE FANBOY WARS THREADS.

Please let's not make lesson two necessary.