Angry Joe reviews The Order: 1886

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#151 tymeservesfate
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@Bread_or_Decide said:

@GoldenElementXL said:

I think I have caught on to Angry Joe's winning formula.

1 - Search internet message boards and Youtube comments for negative opinions towards games.

2 - Make a list of these comments and then yell them into a camera for 20-30 minutes.

3 - Wait a week to 10 days before posting the video.

4 - Sit back and watch people who have never played the game say the review is "spot on."

Joe taps into what normal gamers think of most games. Some of his gripes are completely overlooked by the mainstream critics.

bingo!

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#152 speedfog
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Cows don't love AJ anymore :(.

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#153 Stevo_the_gamer  Moderator
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@Ballroompirate said:

@Bread_or_Decide said:

Joe backs up his critiques with actual game footage. Like the busted AI for the wolves and the last battle which is a repeat of an earlier boss fight.

He also spends a solid 25-30 minutes discussing a games pro's and cons. Most professional sites have a five minute review that tries to explain huge games and they often miss some important aspects to the game.

His humor may be a bit cheesy but his reviews are very entertaining. I don't think Joe has ever not been able to justify the score he gives a game.

If I wanted to watch someone with dull humor, bitch and complain about 90% of the shit they are trying to discuss I'd go to 4chan, and the sad thing 4chan is fraking dumb as hell and is the mos eisley of the internet.

So much saltiness. So are you saying his critiques are not valid because of the attitude he showcases in his videos?

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#154 deactivated-59d151f079814
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@ghostwarrior786 said:

bitch ass joe is a known xbot. he didnt even have a ps3 last gen lmao

He gave TLOU a glowing review..

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#155  Edited By AzatiS
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Even if 4/10 seems a bit harsh i agree with what he has to say in his review video and i laughed my ass also with it . Potential wasted is what Order 1886 really is

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#156 Bread_or_Decide
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@AzatiS said:

Even if 4/10 seems a bit harsh i agree with what he has to say in his review video and i laughed my ass also with it . Potential wasted is what Order 1886 really is

Steampunk king arthur....STEAM PUNK KING ARTHUR...it takes a special kind of wrong headedness to mess up an idea that good.

STEAM

PUNK

KING

ARTHUR

Ready at dawn should get ten lashing for ruining such a good initial concept.

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#157 mitu123
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Lots of cows getting mad over someone's opinion in here it seems even though the game is a flop critically, lol.

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#158 Mr_Huggles_dog
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@mitu123: Lots of hermits and lemmings pathetically thrilled that the game isn't the second coming like so many of them wanted it to be just so it could flop.

Mirrors and such.

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#159 mitu123
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@mr_huggles_dog said:

@mitu123: Lots of hermits and lemmings pathetically thrilled that the game isn't the second coming like so many of them wanted it to be just so it could flop.

Mirrors and such.

That's fanboys for you, if it flops, they will gloat about it failing.

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@mr_huggles_dog said:

@mitu123: Lots of hermits and lemmings pathetically thrilled that the game isn't the second coming like so many of them wanted it to be just so it could flop.

Mirrors and such.

i think it's hilarious because it shows the status of big budget console titles lately

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#161 Mr_Huggles_dog
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@wis3boi: Yes....I'm sure your reasoning is very admirable.

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#162 speedfreak48t5p
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I watched the review.

I was not dissappointed.

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#163  Edited By Vaasman
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@mr_huggles_dog said:

@mitu123: Lots of hermits and lemmings pathetically thrilled that the game isn't the second coming like so many of them wanted it to be just so it could flop.

Mirrors and such.

What is this your first day on system wars?

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#164 darkangel115
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I haven't seen his review, but I did beat the game and I'm 100% sure his review is more entertaining. This game flat out sucked and deserved every bad score it got. It was terrible as both a game and a movie wannabe

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#165 Mr_Huggles_dog
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@Vaasman: No...just figured I'd remind those that forget. B/c it seems to happen all the time here.

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#166 Snugenz
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@mr_huggles_dog said:

@mitu123: Lots of hermits and lemmings pathetically thrilled that the game isn't the second coming like so many of them wanted it to be just so it could flop.

Mirrors and such.

Well i'm not one of them. I'm not at all happy it's such a shit game, i'd have been very happy if it had turned out to be amazing.

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#168 slim70
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Wow I can't believe how a console with so many shitty games can be so popular must be hype.

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#169 musicalmac  Moderator
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I appreciate the effort he puts into his reviews, but they're a little slow-paced for me.

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#170 Roler42
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@mr_huggles_dog said:

@mitu123: Lots of hermits and lemmings pathetically thrilled that the game isn't the second coming like so many of them wanted it to be just so it could flop.

Mirrors and such.

That's ironic coming from you :)

To be honest, I wanted ready at dawn to shut me and everyone up, show us that The Order would be this new classic instead of the piece of trash paceholder movie we got, I want devs to prove me wrong and deliver big time, but oh well...

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#171  Edited By Doozie78
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Awesome, thanks for the heads up DaVillain! Angry Joe is one of a few reviewers I trust, he's always straight to the point and explains his reasonings in great detail. He trashes every side, which is perfect. All of these gaming companies and devs deserve to be destroyed for their fucking worthless business practices. A shitty game is a shitty game, nuff said.

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#172  Edited By Mr_Huggles_dog
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@roler42: I'm never happy that a game does bad....dunno where you got that from unless you're just one of the ones that don't know me and wants go along with the "Huggles is a cow - GET HIM!!!" thought that ppl who want to be a part of something seem to jump on.

I don't want MCC to get poor scores....that game is one reason why I would have bought an X1. I have a PC, contrary to popular belief....I'm playing FC4 right now on it.

I just defend against stupid shit and give shit to those who give it.

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#173 Ribstaylor1
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Another great angry joe review. Not a fan of his other content but he all ways gives it straight with his reviews and I keep coming back because of it. Don't know any other people big into reviews that are as honest straight forward as him.

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#174 princeofshapeir
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@ribstaylor1 said:

Another great angry joe review. Not a fan of his other content but he all ways gives it straight with his reviews and I keep coming back because of it. Don't know any other people big into reviews that are as honest straight forward as him.

Projared and TB for newer games, and Matthewmatosis for restrospective sort of reviews

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#175 ConanTheStoner
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@mr_huggles_dog said:

@mitu123: Lots of hermits and lemmings pathetically thrilled that the game isn't the second coming like so many of them wanted it to be just so it could flop.

Mirrors and such.

I never want a game to be bad. As a matter of fact, I wish The Order would've been awesome sauce. Cool concept and some damn slick visuals, wish there was a worthwhile game underneath.

That said, yes I do revel in the flops bro. It's fun watching people lose their shit over someones opinion boiled down to a number.

MGSV, Bloodborne and ZeldaU are my most anticipated games and I hope they're great! But you better believe I'll be throwing salt on wounds and enjoying the tears if any of them flop.

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#176 carljohnson3456
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@davillain-:
"He gave it a 4/10 and I got to say that he cover up what was wrong with the game and it's a good thing I rented this shitty game last week. It was nice and all, but one playthrough is just enough and I couldn't do another one, Hell not even platinum this game."

Lmao. "I rented this shitty game last week.... it was nice and all" Doesnt make sense to me. If it's a shitty game how can you say the one and only play through you'll ever play was "nice and all".

I dont get gamers. They love to rip apart any game that doesnt set the world on fire, if not The Order as an example look at Watch Dogs and Destiny. Ripped apart by the gaming community. Why? Because it's cool to do that on the internet?

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#177 DaVillain  Moderator
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Judging by the comments, it seems you guys forgotten that AJ basically pointed out the issues here.

  1. $60 for a 5-6 hours was just way too much for a game like this.
  2. No MP or co-op.
  3. Combat was just shallow.
  4. Too many QTE and some felt out of place.
  5. Cannot skip cut-scenes, even you already beat the game.
  6. No replay value [no new game+]
  7. Broken A.I
  8. Collectibles were useless.
  9. Lacking any characters development
  10. Poorest Stealth I ever seen.

The rest that Joe said like Graphics are what's holding 1886 and only that.

@doozie78 said:

Awesome, thanks for the heads up DaVillain! Angry Joe is one of a few reviewers I trust, he's always straight to the point and explains his reasonings in great detail. He trashes every side, which is perfect. All of these gaming companies and devs deserve to be destroyed for their fucking worthless business practices. A shitty game is a shitty game, nuff said.

Your welcome I guess. But I do hope this is a wake up call to any game developers not to go the 1886 route.

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#178 LostProphetFLCL
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Watched the review earlier. Was great just like most of AJ's reviews (I did not agree with his Evolve review even if he did have some good negative points).

Haven't played the game yet. Might rent it at some point. With all I have heard so far though I really just have no desire to play the game now though. Ready At Dawn really shot themselves in the foot with their laziness this time...

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#179  Edited By Ribstaylor1
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@carljohnson3456:

I dont get gamers. They love to rip apart any game that doesnt set the world on fire, if not The Order as an example look at Watch Dogs and Destiny. Ripped apart by the gaming community. Why? Because it's cool to do that on the internet?

Those specific games got hated on because they fell far short of what the developers hyped the games to be. Destiny is a MMO/shooter mashed into one with all the worst elements of both, inlcuding massive game problems while having no real story line to follow. Watch dogs released broken, buggy, and far from as good looking as they showed at E3 two years in a row, and The order 1886, is well the video says it all. Each one deserved the hate.

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#180 clone01
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@R3FURBISHED said:

My response that I posted in his video:

I totally agree.

A question though, a 4/10 is slightly below average? Huh, always been under the impression that anything below a 5 (out of ten) is a bad video game that verges on being broken.

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The game is vapid. A stinking pile of bleh

Angry Joe's reviews are pretty much just as bad.

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#181 BlueEyedCasva
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@davillain- said:

Judging by the comments, it seems you guys forgotten that AJ basically pointed out the issues here.

  1. $60 for a 5-6 hours was just way too much for a game like this.
  2. No MP or co-op.
  3. Combat was just shallow.
  4. Too many QTE and some felt out of place.
  5. Cannot skip cut-scenes, even you already beat the game.
  6. No replay value [no new game+]
  7. Broken A.I
  8. Collectibles were useless.
  9. Lacking any characters development
  10. Poorest Stealth I ever seen.

The rest that Joe said like Graphics are what's holding 1886 and only that.

Pretty much every point he made is valid. I notice most people never come up with a legitimate reason to debunk most of what AJ pointed out in his video. To some people as long as they can find it enjoyable to shoot things even when AI are clumsy they will ignore these flaws.

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#182 Blabadon
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Great review as always, but I'm happy he cut down on the meta-humor and skits. The one near the beginning was pretty damn appropriate and funny. Not having more was a good idea.

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#183 AM-Gamer
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I loved this game, got the Platinum last night! Its certainly not perfect but its a good game and I enjoyed it. I think there is a lot of potential for a sequel.

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#185 GodspellWH
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good review

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#186 Shmiity
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He's right on the money. Like usual. The Order is very blah. Wasted setting, wasted characters, wasted potential.

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#187 -God-
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@Stevo_the_gamer said:

@Ballroompirate said:

@Bread_or_Decide said:

Joe backs up his critiques with actual game footage. Like the busted AI for the wolves and the last battle which is a repeat of an earlier boss fight.

He also spends a solid 25-30 minutes discussing a games pro's and cons. Most professional sites have a five minute review that tries to explain huge games and they often miss some important aspects to the game.

His humor may be a bit cheesy but his reviews are very entertaining. I don't think Joe has ever not been able to justify the score he gives a game.

If I wanted to watch someone with dull humor, bitch and complain about 90% of the shit they are trying to discuss I'd go to 4chan, and the sad thing 4chan is fraking dumb as hell and is the mos eisley of the internet.

So much saltiness. So are you saying his critiques are not valid because of the attitude he showcases in his videos?

Ballroom is a cow. He's just salty that Joe destroyed The Order.

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#189 -God-
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@sts106mat said:

@Shmiity said:

He's right on the money. Like usual. The Order is very blah. Wasted setting, wasted characters, wasted potential.

or maybe he just panders to the popular opinion and tells people what they want to hear.

Average Joe. He is afraid of losing susbscribers so sticks to the rule book

Yeah he totally shoulda praised the order. amazing game. pff lmao.

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#191 -God-
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@sts106mat said:

not sure if he even played it.

He had clips of him playing it to address every concern.

How much is Sony's payroll btw?

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#193 HalcyonScarlet
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@speedfog said:

Cows don't love AJ anymore :(.

They will when he calls out an Xbox game :-P

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#194 trugs26
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@sts106mat said:

@Shmiity said:

He's right on the money. Like usual. The Order is very blah. Wasted setting, wasted characters, wasted potential.

or maybe he just panders to the popular opinion and tells people what they want to hear.

Average Joe. He is afraid of losing susbscribers so sticks to the rule book

Or given that it's a popular opinion, there's simply just a high probability that he also falls into the same opinion as the majority?

We can theorise all we like. Regardless of the popularity of the opinion, the opinion still exists. Your dislike of where the review is derived from is irrelevant.

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#195 Kevlar101
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@ghostwarrior786 said:

bitch ass joe is a known xbot. he didnt even have a ps3 last gen lmao

He owns a PS4 and not an Xbone.

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#197 Wiimotefan
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@Kevlar101 said:

@ghostwarrior786 said:

bitch ass joe is a known xbot. he didnt even have a ps3 last gen lmao

He owns a PS4 and not an Xbone.

Also, didn't he give TLOU a perfect score?

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#198 Kevlar101
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@Wiimotefan said:

@Kevlar101 said:

@ghostwarrior786 said:

bitch ass joe is a known xbot. he didnt even have a ps3 last gen lmao

He owns a PS4 and not an Xbone.

Also, didn't he give TLOU a perfect score?

Indeed, he did.

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#199 Ballroompirate
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@-God-: Too bad I'm not a Cow, but that's probably just cause you're really that daft and thought just cause I defended a PS4 game I'm a Cow (congrats on being a blind window licker), which btw I've defended MS, Sony, PC and Nintendo games getting the shaft on reviews.

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#200 MidnightChannel
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I'll pick this up when it comes to a Redbox in my area.