Battle of the action figures: Snake and Raiden versus Master Chief and Cortana

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#1 fuzzysquash
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Which action figures look more badass?

Team Metal Gear

Team Halo

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#2 ---OkeyDokey---
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i feel sorry for whoever ends up buying that garbage.
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#3 Ibacai
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Well, I'll get this out of the way....I hate Cortana and her action figure is stupid (In my opinion of course). Now, the MC and Snake action figures look very good but the Raiden figure is just plain awesome. And after the MGS4 trailer I actually have an interest in playing as Raiden again. Winning team - MGS4
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sam fisher?

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#5 Kook18
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they all look pretty meh, never was into figurines. and raiden's new upgrade just makes him look like a generic cyborg ninja, i liked that raiden was a noob in the series, he seems so out of character now, they might as well have written him off and had cyborg raiden a totally different character :\
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#6 the-very-best
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The Cortana figurine looks odd.

But I really like the other 3, especially Raiden's. Chalk up another win for Team Metal Gear.

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#7 MegaPigeon
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Personally, I prefer the grunt and brute models to Master Chief and Cortana :D

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Snake was about to kill master chief before an uncontrollable bowel movement left him open for an energy sword to the face

Poor old old very very old snake

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#9 GXR
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Well, I'll get this out of the way....I hate Cortana and her action figure is stupid (In my opinion of course). Now, the MC and Snake action figures look very good butthe Raiden figure is just plain awesome. And after the MGS4 trailer I actually have an interest in playing as Raiden again. Winning team - MGS4Ibacai

Right on !

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Snake was about to kill master chief before an uncontrollable bowel movement left him open for an energy sword to the face

Poor old old very very old snake

coakroach

...but right as Master Chief lifted his energy sword for the death blow, he was distracted by a dirty magazine laid down by Snake, and squatted on the floor to "read the articles."

At which time, Snake drew his pistol.

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#11 Locke562
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:lol:

Team Metal Gear and Team Halo. Is that as funny to everyone else or have I stayed up too late... erm, Early.

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#12 Locke562
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[QUOTE="coakroach"]

Snake was about to kill master chief before an uncontrollable bowel movement left him open for an energy sword to the face

Poor old old very very old snake

fuzzysquash

...but right as Master Chief lifted his energy sword for the death blow, he was distracted by a dirty magazine laid down by Snake, and squatted on the floor to "read the articles."

At which time, Snake drew his pistol.

Only to realize his primitive weapons cant penetrate the Chief's Armor all while Snake is having a... Bowel movement.

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Only to realize his primitive weapons cant penetrate the Chief's Armor all while Snake is having a... Bowel movement.

Locke562

...but unbeknownst to MC, Snake was prepared for the worst.

"Octo-diaper", a special undergarment designed by tech specialist Otacon, kept Snake composed while his bowels emptied uncontrollably.

Tossing his ineffective pistol aside, Snake reaches for his rocket launcher....

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#14 Locke562
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[QUOTE="Locke562"]

Only to realize his primitive weapons cant penetrate the Chief's Armor all while Snake is having a... Bowel movement.

fuzzysquash

...but unbeknownst to MC, Snake was prepared for the worst.

"Octo-diaper", a special undergarment designed by tech specialist Otacon, kept Snake composed while his bowels emptied uncontrollably.

Tossing his ineffective pistol aside, Snake reaches for his rocket launcher....

Oh no Chief has backup!!! It's the Arbiter and 500000000000000 Elites!!!!1

P.S. We just hijacked your thread.

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#15 fuzzysquash
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Oh no Chief has backup!!! It's the Arbiter and 500000000000000 Elites!!!!1

P.S. We just hijacked your thread.

Locke562

I just....owned myself?

:?..........................:cry:

Okay, back on topic: so yeah, I agree with others that the Raiden figure is the best.

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#16 Locke562
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[QUOTE="Locke562"]

Oh no Chief has backup!!! It's the Arbiter and 500000000000000 Elites!!!!1

P.S. We just hijacked your thread.

fuzzysquash

I just....owned myself?

:?..........................:cry:

Okay, back on topic: so yeah, I agree with others that the Raiden figure is the best.

It is the best. Do you have a picture that shows that whole Doll (sorry Action figure/Figurine) by any chance?

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#17 Locke562
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I wonder if you can remove his blade.

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#18 fuzzysquash
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It is the best. Do you have a picture that shows that whole Doll (sorry Action figure/Figurine) by any chance?

Locke562

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#19 Locke562
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[QUOTE="Locke562"]

It is the best. Do you have a picture that shows that whole Doll (sorry Action figure/Figurine) by any chance?

fuzzysquash

Thanks Fuzzy.

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#20 fuzzysquash
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no prob ^^

apparently you can pull the blade out. It looks badass. Might slice some onions with it.

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#21 Locke562
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no prob ^^

apparently you can pull the blade out. It looks badass. Might slice some onions with it.

fuzzysquash

Mini Toy onions I assume?

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#22 fuzzysquash
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[QUOTE="fuzzysquash"]

no prob ^^

apparently you can pull the blade out. It looks badass. Might slice some onions with it.

Locke562

Mini Toy onions I assume?

Well, I was thinking of real ones, but if I can find some mini toys one's I will be sure to cut them with a vengeance.

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#23 Zero-G_basic
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Man raiden was looking kool but those high heels havegot to go. looking very fruity. Master chief looks very kool also.
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#24 F-Minus
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These two are also quite nice, slighly off-topic,

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Many emo fans of metal gear will buy raiden action figure.. :lol:
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#26 Ballroompirate
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raiden will always be a lil girl (no offense to real girls)
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Cortana, you can see her inards.
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#28 eddy_of_york
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As far as badass goes...I'll say snake and raiden....chief is cool, but cortana is prettly lame. Why did she need DDs anyway?
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#29 deactivated-5f89ab8e63049
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they all look pretty meh, never was into figurines. and raiden's new upgrade just makes him look like a generic cyborg ninja, i liked that raiden was a noob in the series, he seems so out of character now, they might as well have written him off and had cyborg raiden a totally different character :\Kook18

A generic cyborg ninja?

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#30 Timstuff
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The MGS ones look better. But they're obscenely expensive. :(

I think that a lot of teenage Halo fans will be dissapointed with Cortana's lack of articulation. Enacting their erotic Master Chief on Cortana fantasies will be a lot more difficult.

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#31 taker42
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Raiden really looks badass, but I really really wonder why they have to design him wearing heels...
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That Raiden figure just blew my mind.
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#33 Harbadakus
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The MGS ones look better. But they're obscenely expensive. :(

Timstuff
How much? Maybe it would be better to compare them to the expensive Halo figures($99 ones)
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#34 akif22
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i like the detail on Raiden's

MC's is still my fave out of those 4 though

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#35 Jokul
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Team metal gear look much more detailed and bad ass
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#36 Eltroz
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Well they all look kinda good. I am a big halo fan so for me HALO of course.
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#37 Ilanna
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Oh Radon's look totally badass! Snake's well, it's good but he is olllddd!!!
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#38 Carmilla31
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[QUOTE="Locke562"]

It is the best. Do you have a picture that shows that whole Doll (sorry Action figure/Figurine) by any chance?

fuzzysquash

OMG! Raidens wearing high heels! :o
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#39 Ilanna
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Actually those aren't high heels.

Why is Raiden wearing high heels?

He's not. He's wearing one interconnected suit meant to maximize the potential of each part of his body individually, enhancing the whole. The contour of the foot part adds versatility to his actions. As you can see, he was even able to wield his sword using the suit-muscle and shape of the heel extension to grip
the hilt. For more, refer to the Raiden section in the Cast of MGS4 section.

Raiden's Boots

The other, much smaller issue regarding Raiden's suit is a purely aesthetic concern. Anyone who's seen the trailer or screenshots will notice that Raiden's not exactly wearing what anyone would consider normal boots or slippers. He has a uniquely designed foot-part, slightly reminiscent of something a mech is more likely to have than an actual human being. The base of the foot is thin and tilted downward, leading to a split-toe tabi shape at the tip of the foot. A tabi is a type of Japanese sock or shoe where the big toe is split from the remainder of the toes. Certain designs of tabi are designed for work purposes, softer and more flexible in favor of heavy steel toed workboots, the tabi give comfort to the wearer with the addition of the ability to grip and contort their feet against the ground in more versatile ways, and give added agility in general.

In the case of Raiden, this will help in combat situations, as his combat ****leans more toward that of a ninja than a soldier, he needs to be able to grip firmly but move quickly, flex, react, and run without the weight and restriction of general warfare combat gear. The most striking part of the foot-part is that the inside curvature of the foot is carved out, leaving a gap between where the toe and heel come in contact with the ground, giving the impression that he's "wearing high heels." In fact, he is not wearing high heels at all. He's not "wearing" any shoes. He's wearing an entirely interconnected suit with no individual pieces that would give way to such fashion choices as high heels. As we can see in the trailer, this too is a tactical design function that only serves to make Raiden even more versatile in battle. Raiden is able to use the space between the toe and heel to actually grab and grasp items as if it were in his hand, and wield them as such. Raiden equips a sword and tears Gekkou to pieces by slashing away at them with free-form martial arts all with his foot. I think it'd be hard to call such an ultimately subtle design choice truly detrimental to Raiden at all.
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#40 TheDarkDisciple
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they all look kinda bad but Snake looks even worse than the Cortana one, so i'll say Halo wins.

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#41 buuzer0
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[QUOTE="fuzzysquash"][QUOTE="Locke562"]

It is the best. Do you have a picture that shows that whole Doll (sorry Action figure/Figurine) by any chance?

Carmilla31

OMG! Raidens wearing high heels! :o

:lol:

IfCortana ever decides to wear clothes she can borrow some from Raiden.

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#42 SHADOX22
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Raiden looks so badass.

Team MGS WINNNS!!!!!

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#43 crunchUK
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why on earth does snake have a womans figure?