Bill Gates Buys A PS3! :)

It has been reported that Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Corporation Worldwide has purchased a brand new Sony PlayStation 3 60GB. Despite him owning the company that fronts the PS3's main opposition, the xBox 360, He has purchased one in favour of his Xbox unit.

Gates stated: "The PS3 has real potential in games console market, and has home media centre capabilites which excel those of my company's Xbox 360. Internet browser functionality, a 60GB HDD Blu-Ray DVD CD Drive and flash card slots all in one package make it a lot more practical and aestetically pleasing than the 360.

"I have also purchased a copy of Motorstorm, Resistance: Fall of Man and Black Hawk Down on Blu-Ray movie disc (holds up case of Black Hawk Down BD Movie).

"To sum up I would like to say that PS3 will be the technology to aspire to in this generation of home entertainment. Sadly enough, the PS3 is not my company's machine, but Microsoft will be doing its best to reach the kind of power that the PS3 displays."

This sudden change of heart has shocked the gaming community to the very core. Most people are asking the question 'why?'. Obviously, the PS3 fanboys out there are thinking to themselves, "it's about time".

link http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i19178

your thoughts!

What is Bill Gates on? Or is this another one of his master plans? Kill it with kindness. :P

Wait, someone by the name of "Hilton" wrote this article? Pass! ;)

You cite this crap from "The Spoof?"

Please...

In their science and technology section they have an article reading:

so don't try to pass this thread off as fact or news. 

OMG! MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!111!11!!

edit: you got me lolz :? 

My thoughts on a spoof?

Please tell me you read all the way to the bottom where it says that the story is SATIRE AND COMPLETELY FICTITIOUS!!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitous.

 I found this below the story. 

It has been reported that Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft Corporation Worldwide has purchased a brand new Sony PlayStation 3 60GB. Despite him owning the company that fronts the PS3's main opposition, the xBox 360, He has purchased one in favour of his Xbox unit.

Gates stated: "The PS3 has real potential in games console market, and has home media centre capabilites which excel those of my company's Xbox 360. Internet browser functionality, a 60GB HDD Blu-Ray DVD CD Drive and flash card slots all in one package make it a lot more practical and aestetically pleasing than the 360.

"I have also purchased a copy of Motorstorm, Resistance: Fall of Man and Black Hawk Down on Blu-Ray movie disc (holds up case of Black Hawk Down BD Movie).

"To sum up I would like to say that PS3 will be the technology to aspire to in this generation of home entertainment. Sadly enough, the PS3 is not my company's machine, but Microsoft will be doing its best to reach the kind of power that the PS3 displays."

This sudden change of heart has shocked the gaming community to the very core. Most people are asking the question 'why?'. Obviously, the PS3 fanboys out there are thinking to themselves, "it's about time".

 

link http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i19178

your thoughts!

uforaverwill

My thought = "The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious."

Did you get all happy, and copy and paste??

i told ya! its irresistible!! when he saw it he was like :shock: so... how do i turn this on ?? touch-sensitive on button! WOW!!!

yep i guess he wants to play the warhawk beta! or he might bought it to enjoy motorstorm resistance and wait for Home, little big planet, Uncharted..etc or he bought it as a cheap blu-ray player! we never know...

Im a Sony supporter and even I did not believe that XD

i told ya! its irresistible!! when he saw it he was like :shock: so... how do i turn this on ?? touch-sensitive on button! WOW!!!

yep i guess he wants to play the warhawk beta! or he might bought it to enjoy motorstorm resistance and wait for Home, little big planet, Uncharted..etc or he bought it as a cheap blu-ray player! we never know...

arabi_89

Meh, if he wants one, he should be able to have one without getting hated on. Good for him.Nitro720

lol, its a fake story from a website devoted to satire.... man, nobody in SW checks up on stuff, they're just happy to yap.

His 360 is probably in for repairs and he wants to play a system that won't break or scratch his disks.flazzle

man, you should take your material on the road -- it's pure gold and absolutely original. i CANT stop laughing. Seriously.

Fake story, obviously.

But he probably does have one and I think it would be somewhat stupid for him not to.

[QUOTE="arabi_89"]

i told ya! its irresistible!! when he saw it he was like :shock: so... how do i turn this on ?? touch-sensitive on button! WOW!!!

yep i guess he wants to play the warhawk beta! or he might bought it to enjoy motorstorm resistance and wait for Home, little big planet, Uncharted..etc or he bought it as a cheap blu-ray player! we never know...

lockjaw333

yep its quite cool in here... wait huh ? i just got a PSN firend request Billgate_M$_69 :? wtf ?!

JP :P

It's a joke people! although, I must admit it's not that funny...

"The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious."

[QUOTE="Nitro720"]Meh, if he wants one, he should be able to have one without getting hated on. Good for him.3picuri3

lol, its a fake story from a website devoted to satire.... man, nobody in SW checks up on stuff, they're just happy to yap.

What! Even if this was true, he should still be able to buy one without getting hated on or whatever.

His 360 is probably in for repairs and he wants to play a system that won't break or scratch his disks.flazzle

Man thats Cruel !

[QUOTE="flazzle"]His 360 is probably in for repairs and he wants to play a system that won't break or scratch his disks.3picuri3

man, you should take your material on the road -- it's pure gold and absolutely original. i CANT stop laughing. Seriously.

Awww, did this strike a nerve?

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s5i19178

your thoughts!

uforaverwill

this thread doesn't get locked, but every thread about Haze is being locked.... gotta love the mod mentality.3picuri3

I know, I don't get it...

 So now can we post random joke articles from satire websites about systems we hate?  What's the point?

What the hell???  Why would you post this then link it to show how even more retarded you are?

THIS IS ALL FICTICIOUS....that's what your link says.

it's on Spoof and has this on the bottom

" The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious."

I think it would be very good froma  business standpoint to buy an opponents system......"Know thyn enemy"

[QUOTE="3picuri3"]

[QUOTE="flazzle"]His 360 is probably in for repairs and he wants to play a system that won't break or scratch his disks.flazzle

man, you should take your material on the road -- it's pure gold and absolutely original. i CANT stop laughing. Seriously.

Awww, did this strike a nerve?

your poor attempt at humor? lol - yes it did. i feel for ya buddy, i really do.

if you're a gamer and have enough money to afford all three consoles then why the hell not?nickmag

Exactly, but I have trouble believing that he said all that.