Boy, I tell you! ThePS3 ain't good 'n stuff!

Man, I swear on Baby Jesus, himself, the PS3 ain't no good at all! It doesn't even play Halo 3 or Gears of War! I know, I bought Gears of War and put it in a PS3 and it didn't do nothin'! It just sat there! That's dumb, I tell you! Dumb! Why would anyone buy a machine that doesn't play Halo 3 or Gears of War? Dang-diddly! Those there games are like the best ever made in the whole entire world! Nobody wants no Metal Gears, or games with that little furry critter and his robot buddy! Those games suck! They're all kinds of stupid!

And almost all of the old PS2 and Playstation games run on it... how stupid is that? Why would I buy a new console if I wanted to play old games? Old games suck! They have them jaggies in 'em, and most of 'em aren't even Halo!

And the PS3 is so lame! It plays them movie things in HD right out of the box! Who wants crap like that!? I'd rather pay separately for that stuff and get a lower quality player! Blu-Ray sucks! We don't need no crappy Die Hard movies, or those crummy Spider-Man movies! Transformers is the best movie ever made! Michael Bay is the best director ever! Pirates of the Caribbean and Pixar films suck!

And dude, when I start playing my games too much, my 360 lets me know cause it shows me the red warning lights! Then I get to talk to some nice foreign type people on the phone and they send the man over in the brown suit that my cousin always tells me is my dad! My 360 looks out for me! Not like that stupid PS3 that works whenever you turn it on! And when my 360 starts really gettin' warm, I can throw some eggs on there and make breakfast! Stupid PS3! It can't do that!

Anyway, anyone who buys a PS3 is dumb! It don't got Halo! The PS3 sucks! The 360's awesomer than anything else out there!

/end parody

(There, fixed!)

sounds like something that would come with the 360 manual

sounds like something that would come with the 360 manual

river_rat3117

I stopped reading at "this was a parody".badgert

[QUOTE="river_rat3117"]

sounds like something that would come with the 360 manual

QuasidodoJr

[QUOTE="badgert"]I stopped reading at "this was a parody".QuasidodoJr

I stopped reading at "this was a parody".badgert

Haha yeah. If you're gonna satirize something, you don't actually announce right beforehand that you're going to satirize something. Shooting yourself in the foot before even starting.

[QUOTE="badgert"]I stopped reading at "this was a parody".QuasidodoJr

Well I read it happy? Actually the 1st time I stopped reading because you were some 360 fan boy but then I realized it was a parody on lemmings. So my bad!!

[QUOTE="QuasidodoJr"][QUOTE="river_rat3117"]

sounds like something that would come with the 360 manual

UltimateRAGEX

i have 1 complaint.

it was to short.

i have 1 complaint.

it was to short.

HappySunnGuy

lol

[QUOTE="QuasidodoJr"][QUOTE="badgert"]I stopped reading at "this was a parody".badgert

Well I read it happy? Actually the 1st time I stopped reading because you were some 360 fan boy but then I realized it was a parody on lemmings. So my bad!!

Man, I swear on Baby Jesus, himself, the PS3 ain't no good at all! It doesn't even play Halo 3 or Gears of War! I know, I bought Gears of War and put it in a PS3 and it didn't do nothin'! It just sat there! That's dumb, I tell you! Dumb! Why would anyone buy a machine that doesn't play Halo 3 or Gears of War? Dang-diddly! Those there games are like the best ever made in the whole entire world! Nobody wants no Metal Gears, or games with that little furry critter and his robot buddy! Those games suck! They're all kinds of stupid!

And almost all of the old PS2 and Playstation games run on it... how stupid is that? Why would I buy a new console if I wanted to play old games? Old games suck! They have them jaggies in 'em, and most of 'em aren't even Halo!

And the PS3 is so lame! It plays them movie things in HD right out of the box! Who wants crap like that!? I'd rather pay separately for that stuff and get a lower quality player! Blu-Ray sucks! We don't need no crappy Die Hard movies, or those crummy Spider-Man movies! Transformers is the best movie ever made! Michael Bay is the best director ever! Pirates of the Caribbean and Pixar films suck!

And dude, when I start playing my games too much, my 360 lets me know cause it shows me the red warning lights! Then I get to talk to some nice foreign type people on the phone and they send the man over in the brown suit that my cousin always tells me is my dad! My 360 looks out for me! Not like that stupid PS3 that works whenever you turn it on! And when my 360 starts really gettin' warm, I can throw some eggs on there and make breakfast! Stupid PS3! It can't do that!

Anyway, anyone who buys a PS3 is dumb! It don't got Halo! The PS3 sucks! The 360's awesomer than anything else out there!

/end parody

(There, fixed!)

QuasidodoJr

Thanks for the fix lol. Now its good stuff.

LMFAO

I laughed at that for some reason :lol:

Man, I swear on Baby Jesus, himself, the PS3 ain't no good at all! It doesn't even play Halo 3 or Gears of War! I know, I bought Gears of War and put it in a PS3 and it didn't do nothin'! It just sat there! That's dumb, I tell you! Dumb! Why would anyone buy a machine that doesn't play Halo 3 or Gears of War? Dang-diddly! Those there games are like the best ever made in the whole entire world! Nobody wants no Metal Gears, or games with that little furry critter and his robot buddy! Those games suck! They're all kinds of stupid!

And almost all of the old PS2 and Playstation games run on it... how stupid is that? Why would I buy a new console if I wanted to play old games? Old games suck! They have them jaggies in 'em, and most of 'em aren't even Halo!

And the PS3 is so lame! It plays them movie things in HD right out of the box! Who wants crap like that!? I'd rather pay separately for that stuff and get a lower quality player! Blu-Ray sucks! We don't need no crappy Die Hard movies, or those crummy Spider-Man movies! Transformers is the best movie ever made! Michael Bay is the best director ever! Pirates of the Caribbean and Pixar films suck!

And dude, when I start playing my games too much, my 360 lets me know cause it shows me the red warning lights! Then I get to talk to some nice foreign type people on the phone and they send the man over in the brown suit that my cousin always tells me is my dad! My 360 looks out for me! Not like that stupid PS3 that works whenever you turn it on! And when my 360 starts really gettin' warm, I can throw some eggs on there and make breakfast! Stupid PS3! It can't do that!

Anyway, anyone who buys a PS3 is dumb! It don't got Halo! The PS3 sucks! The 360's awesomer than anything else out there!

/end parody

(There, fixed!)

QuasidodoJr

That was good, so when are you gonna write a review for the main stream media. You have already started a much better review than these over payed writers on these boards.

Yeah, why can't your ps3 just break easily like your 360. I envy you. :)gamenux

Hmm.