Chuck Norris' Console

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#1 dominicano5735
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Which console would Chuck Norris buy?
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#2 MrDziekuje
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Every single one in existance.
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#4 munu9
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Every single one in existance.MrDziekuje

including every prototype such as the one sony originally made with Nintendo when playstation first started. In fact, for the tokyo game show, where they first had playable PS3's, half of them were being borrowed from Chuck Norris

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#5 Willy105
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He owns the Nintendo Playstation.
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#6 james28893
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a console. If he bought one though, he would never lose as the console would fear a roundhouse kick to the face! Wait...
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#7 TheDarkDisciple
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He made his own console. And it's filled with AAAAA exclusives that we've never even heard of.
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#9 stika
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Chuck norris wouldn´t buy a console, the consoles would buy themselves and play themselves to death while Norris watches
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#10 Son_of_Some
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None, because he doesn't have any money what
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#11 TheDarkDisciple
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I heard that 360s RROD just so that Chuck won't get pissed and thhrow their controllers around when he lets himself lose at Halo 3...farrell2k

no, the RROD serves as a warning to anyone who manages to get into a game with Chuck Norris. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, but it saves lives.

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#12 mo0ksi
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He owns consoles that are ahead of the current gen. The power is so raw, that it's nuclear powered.
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#13 MetroidPrimePwn
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He doesn't need a console. He just stares at the game disk until it plays.
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[QUOTE="farrell2k"]I heard that 360s RROD just so that Chuck won't get pissed and thhrow their controllers around when he lets himself lose at Halo 3...TheDarkDisciple

no, the RROD serves as a warning to anyone who manages to get into a game with Chuck Norris. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, but it saves lives.

lmao

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#15 A_New_Life
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CN uses people as consoles...

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#16 Firelore29
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He wouldn't buy any consoles. He's to busy kicking a$$ .
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#17 deactivated-5dd711115e664
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Which console would Chuck Norris buy?dominicano5735

The NES, because Chuck Norris is an evangelical Christian who believes the world is flat, only 6,000 years old, man walked with Dinosaurs and that before any videogame that came out after GTA1 is the work of the devil.

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#18 osan0
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chuck norris buy a console? er no. he would walk into a shop and be given all consoles and there respective games as a matter of courtesy (and survival). if he doesent like a certain game or console then all the ppl and companies involved in developing them and there families/partners will be killed.
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#19 stika
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Chuck Norris doesnt need a console, manslaughter is his game
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#20 nintend-man86
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He doesn't need a console. He just stares at the game disk until it plays.MetroidPrimePwn

nice

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#21 david_is_basic
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Chuck Norris doesnt need a console, manslaughter is his gamestika
:lol: Nice!
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#22 adastos
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[QUOTE="MetroidPrimePwn"]He doesn't need a console. He just stares at the game disk until it plays.nintend-man86

nice

I totally agree and I am so using that in my next comic ^_^