Dear No More Heroes Fans:
I understand that your game won the Wii game of the year, beating Super Smash Bros. Brawl. I have written out a series of statements/declarations/QQs I would like to make to you on behalf of the Brawl fanbase. Please read.
1) We understand that you had to hold GameSpot's editorial board at gunpoint for them to score the game so highly and give it this award over Brawl, which scored higher by 0.5 points. Under regular circumstances it seems highly unlikely that a sane editorial board that was not being threatened/blackmailed/bribed would do such a ka-razy thing.
2) Super Smash Bros. Brawl has better voice acting than NMH. Kirby's squeals, DeDeDe's grunts, Fox/Falco/Wolf's racially stereotypical voices, and Ike's declaration that he fights for his friends are on a whole better than the Resident Evil 1 quality of voice acting from No More Heroes.
3) If I was Captain Falcon, I would Falcon Punch all of you and your smelly game.
4) If I had a Landmaster, I would run over you and make you roadkill.
5) Your game doesn't deserve this award. WE HAVE SPOKEN.
Good day.
Sincerely,
The Super Smash Bros. Brawl fanbase.
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