Death Stranding Now on PC!!!

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1214280/Walking_Simulator/

And its even free!

Playing it right now, and no it isnt fun per see, but its soooo deep!

I'll wait for Uninspiredcup review on this Kojima Walking Simulator of a so-call game. The Reviewer on Steam I can trust ;)

But what about the edgy story?

I lol'd. Thank you OP

Hella late on the jokes.

Before Death Stranding was announced for PC - "Sony games are movies, Kojima is a weirdo, this is a walking simulator."
After it was announced -"Sony games are edgy, Kojima is a genius, this is a work of art."

I still see people hating on the game on reddit, PCG and even gamespot.

Also relevant video

DS is for tools.😂

Eh I liked it. It totally is a Walking Simulator, and quite boring if you don't have something to listen to while you hauling all those boxes and shit around. It is by no means the best game ever, I would recommend it at $15/$20 but I couldn't tell you why... I just enjoyed it mainly because I like sci-fi theme itself. Building all the roads and other helpful items across the land, Death Stranding is a mix between literal Walking Simulator and what I'd imagine a UPS game would be like. (Or Amazon delivery boy)

"It really makes you feel like walking" - Stephen Hawking

Lol

This is pretty clever lol

LMAO COWS GOT BURNED!

The irony is this mock game is probably more fun than the actual game simply due to it's more fun-poking nature.

It's nice but does it have high art world breaking product placement?

Someone and by that I mean an idiot didn't see the link TC posted.

funny enough, this game has more character and story than the entirety of Kojima's career.

The best part of Death Stranding was when Hideo Kojima was criticized for taking all the credit, then posed with staff for a photo, with him in front of them all with a big sign "Kojima".

Imagine playing a walking simulator? I imagine some fat tart playing Death Stranding because he is too lazy and fat to go outside and walk him/herself.

The best way to walk.

Tried it on PS4, and it was beyond monotonous. Solid joke, but it's a joke a Twitter user made.

@SolidGame_basic: idiot console pleb

Just imagine some characters with random words instead of personalities like Poverty (a man who was poor as a child and now is seeking for everyone to suffer the same as he did), Box (a man so obsessed with Box ... he became one), File (a hacker ... obviously) and Building (the guy who builds your equipment) and that's it ... a Kojima game in the making.

This is hilarious. 😂

@djoffer: is the main campaign included in the pc version ........... console only has the fetch side quests

OMG, Walking Simulator even has better user reviews on Steam than Death Stranding has on MetaCritic, even after MetaCritic purged 6,400+ negative reviews for Kojima/Sony. 🤣

Lol!!!! Thank you OP

:P

Lol, this thread is pretty solid :-)

@djoffer:

Not surprisingly, most of the reviews are jokes about Death Stranding. That said, the game does look like it was heavily inspired by it. Looks like crap and the world be empty af. And why is it so tiny? 3gb?!

Is it bad that I wanna see a comedic comparison between Walking Simulator and Death Stranding in a similar vain to Deadliest Warrior?

I'm sure I can find a reasonable clone in Dreams if I look hard enough.

Nice jest. But I knew where the link would take me. It's clearly mentioned in it.

That game looks like it has some gameplay.

It's called Garry's Mod but Dreams is more of a clone of it though.

Wooow. Gamespot should rename this forum to "Insecure Haters Galore" or something.