Destructoid Too Human Review: 2.0

http://www.destructoid.com/destructoid-review-too-human-102090.phtml

Ouch. Although i agree with what he says mostly, this game shouldn't get any lower than a 5 IMO.

Destructoid is awful. Easily the worst community ever. I posted there for a few days, then the immaturity was too much to handle.BioShockOwnz

Must make this place seem like Harvard then :P

[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]Destructoid is awful. Easily the worst community ever. I posted there for a few days, then the immaturity was too much to handle.carlisledavid79

Must make this place seem like Harvard then :P

Actually, it does. Destructoid = Community College (no dig to those who go to CC) :P. Gamespot = Harvard. Seriously, those guys over there jumped all over Luc Bernard and started insulting him left and right. It was a sad day to call myself a gamer, because I don't want those individuals representing the hobby I enjoy.

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[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]Destructoid is awful. Easily the worst community ever. I posted there for a few days, then the immaturity was too much to handle.BioShockOwnz

Must make this place seem like Harvard then :P

Actually, it does. Destructoid = Community College (no dig to those who go to CC) :P. Gamespot = Harvard. Seriously, those guys over there jumped all over Luc bernard and starting insulting him left and right. It was a sad day to call myself a gamer, because I don't want those individuals representing the hobby I enjoy.

I've never once found Destructiod A, a credible news source and B an interesting games site.

It could be out of 5.0goodgunda

Even so, a 2 out of 5 means a 3 out 10 pretty much.

Who actually had faith in this game?

All these years the developers kept trying to make it look cool when they showed it off - I don't think anyone thought it looked cool.

Too Human is a 6/10. Nothing more, nothing less.Aljosa23

Too Human is a 6/10. Nothing more, nothing less.Aljosa23

i'd give it 7.0. but, yeah, just about right.

lol 2 Human.Tiamat_Zero

[QUOTE="goodgunda"]It could be out of 5.0MaximumD

Even so, a 2 out of 5 means a 3 out 10 pretty much.

That's rediculous. Too Human's problem is that it's a very mediocre, flawed game. It's not terrible and it's not worthless, by any means.

Also... anyone else confused that he says the game is much too hard? Isn't that the opposite of the common complaint that the combat is easy? :?

That's rediculous. Too Human's problem is that it's a very mediocre, flawed game. It's not terrible and it's not worthless, by any means.

Also... anyone else confused that he says the game is much too hard? Isn't that the opposite of the common complaint that the combat is easy? :?

Ninja-Hippo

Try telling that to the people who think it is so innovative and amazing that the typical gamer can't even comprehend its greatness.

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That's rediculous. Too Human's problem is that it's a very mediocre, flawed game. It's not terrible and it's not worthless, by any means.

Also... anyone else confused that he says the game is much too hard? Isn't that the opposite of the common complaint that the combat is easy? :?

Koalakommander

Try telling that to the people who think it is so innovative and amazing that the typical gamer can't even comprehend its greatness.

Well i'd say they're just as wrong as the people going overboard and saying it's a god-awful Lair 2.0

Easy way to get some hits on a gaming site.

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[QUOTE="goodgunda"]It could be out of 5.0hopesfall2own

Even so, a 2 out of 5 means a 3 out 10 pretty much.

LOLLL

seems a bit high................blushield

lol... so true. probably the worst demo i ever played.

[QUOTE="MaximumD"]

[QUOTE="goodgunda"]It could be out of 5.0hopesfall2own

Even so, a 2 out of 5 means a 3 out 10 pretty much.

[QUOTE="goodgunda"]It could be out of 5.0MaximumD

Even so, a 2 out of 5 means a 3 out 10 pretty much.

[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]Destructoid is awful. Easily the worst community ever. I posted there for a few days, then the immaturity was too much to handle.carlisledavid79

Must make this place seem like Harvard then :P

Harvard, from what my sister says, is actually pretty damn bad-it's, from what she says, primarily populated by elitists, either intellectual or fiscal, who have almost Olympian (as in-Greek gods) views of themselves. In addition, I feel that the Ivies themselves are overrated-not only are the profs less than stellar at both teaching and researching, but they haven't done one thing in the last fifty years to advance society. For the most part, all they do is churn out lawyers.

Caltech, MIT, Duke, Emory, Carnegie-Mellon, Rice, Stanford, etc. are the true greats of the past five decades.

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[QUOTE="BioShockOwnz"]Destructoid is awful. Easily the worst community ever. I posted there for a few days, then the immaturity was too much to handle.thepwninator

Must make this place seem like Harvard then :P

Harvard, from what my sister says, is actually pretty damn bad-it's, from what she says, primarily populated by elitists, either intellectual or fiscal, who have almost Olympian (as in-Greek gods) views of themselves. In addition, I feel that the Ivies themselves are overrated-not only are the profs less than stellar at both teaching and researching, but they haven't done one thing in the last fifty years to advance society. For the most part, all they do is churn out lawyers.

Caltech, MIT, Duke, Emory, Carnegie-Mellon, Rice, Stanford, etc. are the true greats of the past five decades.

But then again, if youre rich, its super easy to get in. Kind of like how here if you non-EU its super easy to get into OxbridgeFirstDiscovery

My friend got six A grades at A-Level and still didnt get into Oxford. :|

[QUOTE="goodgunda"]It could be out of 5.0MaximumD

Even so, a 2 out of 5 means a 3 out 10 pretty much.

uhm....you say that with so much confidence, but r u sure??

[QUOTE="goodgunda"]It could be out of 5.0MaximumD

Even so, a 2 out of 5 means a 3 out 10 pretty much.

Try 4/10? Basic math?

wow... I'm guessing thats a lot lower then it deserves...

imagine if that had been the GS score. Subroisan wouldn't be able to show his face...:P

this is just getting ridiculous now. its like people are just ripping on this game for the fun of it. its not groundbreaking but i think its a ton of fun, an 8 from me. i mean honestly, a 2? seriously? i mean i couldnt even play iron man for more than 5 minutes but im sure they didnt give iron man less than a 2.h575309

No kidding, 2/10 games are completely broken unplayable mess with zero reason to play beyond 30 minutes.

I honestly dont understand why this game is getting THIS much hate. I mean, I am pretty critical of games and I find it pretty fun so I am confused. Maybe Dennis Dyack pissed off too many reviewers saying it was gonna be so revolutionary or whatever. With all these other developers and gaming bigwigs defending the game, I definitely would say its being underrated. I havent really had much of a problem with the controls or gameplay. I mean they do take some time to get used to but thats it. Its just a fun game, and I feel like reviewers have lost sight of the point of gaming - to have fun.

I really cant ever trust Van Ords reviews from now on, considering Two Worlds scored higher than TH and I couldnt play that piece of crap for more than a minute with that horrid demo. The hype train officially killed the critical acclaim for TH - apparently hasnt affected the sales too much though.

I have no idea why so many are defending it despite a flood of abysmal reviews. cmdrmonkey

:shock: I know huh? There's no way some people could have different tastes. :roll:

[QUOTE="FirstDiscovery"]But then again, if youre rich, its super easy to get in. Kind of like how here if you non-EU its super easy to get into OxbridgeNinja-Hippo

My friend got six A grades at A-Level and still didnt get into Oxford. :|

Maybe she needed to be on the secret but almighty 'S' level. :P (Crazy Japanese thing, in a lot of games were you get graded the highest grade isn't A... it's S.)

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[QUOTE="cmdrmonkey"]I have no idea why so many are defending it despite a flood of abysmal reviews. cmdrmonkey

:shock: I know huh? There's no way some people could have different tastes. :roll:

It's called having bad taste or no taste. I've learned over the years that regardless of how godawful a movie or game might be, there will still be morons defending it and thinking it's great.

Who the hell are you to me I'm a moron for enjoying something you don't? There's nothing you can do or say that will prove I'm not having genuine fun with Too Human.

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[QUOTE="cmdrmonkey"]I have no idea why so many are defending it despite a flood of abysmal reviews. cmdrmonkey

:shock: I know huh? There's no way some people could have different tastes. :roll:

It's called having bad taste or no taste. I've learned over the years that regardless of how godawful a movie or game might be, there will still be morons defending it and thinking it's great.

Too Human isn't even that bad though. A lot of people like it and it's not like it was hype to be a Diablo killer. Although I haven't go to play it yet, would you say it's worst then Hellgate?

EDIT: Ewww you called Oblivion a master peice... did you like it as an adventure game or as a RPG? I REALLY need to know to see if I can trust ya or not.