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#1 ZippySlappy
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it's basically living off hype, it has nothing going for it.

everything about it screams generic. aside from the story and characters(duke alone). and a good story can't carry a bad game.

maybe it'll pull a resistance 2 and get AAA(lolresistance), but so far it looks more 6-7.

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#2 Stevo_the_gamer  Moderator
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You're just jelly that DNF looks amazing. :]
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#3 Puckhog04
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I think it looks great. Everything about it to me just screams "play me, I'll make you laugh for hours". Looks hillarious.

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#4 bleehum
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You're just jelly that DNF looks amazing. :]Stevo_the_gamer

He jelly.

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#5 PC_Otter
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Looks like the crazy, misogynistic (kind of), violent, hilariously over the top game we've been waiting for.

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#6 ZippySlappy
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 i ain't even jelly.
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#7 DarkLink77
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[QUOTE="Stevo_the_gamer"]You're just jelly that DNF looks amazing. :]bleehum

He jelly.

So jelly. So very, very jelly. I'd be jelly of DNF, if I wasn't a fan, too. God forbid we see a shooter sailing through this sea of uninspired tripe.

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#8 donalbane
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It looks like a comedy action game parody. I played it back in the day when I was a kid, but now that I'm older, I have a different sense of humor and don't really think I will find the same old premise all that funny anymore. It's hard to parody Scwarzenneger flicks these days... they no longer exist.
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#10 LeftHand-Path
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Play it first before making any brash decisions. I think the game looks great.
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#11 AtlanticRock
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Arcade FPS > Modern Warfare Perking FPS

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#12 ScottMescudi
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8.0-8.5 at best imo. It's been delayed so many times, that the game is pretty generic. It's exactly like most games: fight off the aliens.

Btw you jelly?

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#14 ZippySlappy
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[QUOTE="ZippySlappy"]

it's basically living off hype, it has nothing going for it.

everything about it screams generic. aside from the story and characters(duke alone). and a good story can't carry a bad game.

maybe it'll pull a resistance 2 and get AAA(lolresistance), but so far it looks more 6-7.

amaneuvering

You sir are utterly blind if you honestly think it looks bad and generic.

strong post to avy ratio.

hate you fabz : (

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#15 razgriz_101
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it's basically living off hype, it has nothing going for it.

everything about it screams generic. aside from the story and characters(duke alone). and a good story can't carry a bad game.

maybe it'll pull a resistance 2 and get AAA(lolresistance), but so far it looks more 6-7.

ZippySlappy

Like most games this gen.

Its a throw back and its a revival of a franchise that doesnt take itself seriously and likes poking fun at pop culture.Its crude, strange and weird for those who didnt grow up with it.

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#16 D1zzyCriminal
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The word generic is thrown around too much. Its a First person shooter, how is any first person shooter NOT generic? Its first person shooting.

Its like saying "These cheeseburger has cheese and beef, its so derivitive compared to other cheeseburgers".

Duke is way more distinguished than all the other shooters around, it would have been generic 10/12 years ago. Im glad Duke is back, show all these Modern Warfare pu***es what a shooter is really about. Kicking alien teeth inand using crazy waepons.

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#17 Heil68
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Don't buy it then, problem solved and let us who love the series enjoy the game.
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#18 dzimm
Member since 2006 • 6615 Posts
Duke Nukem Forever definitely has the air of "too little, too late".
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#19 madsnakehhh
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It looks like a fun game, i don't see the problem with that.

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#20 dxmcat
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dont forget about the boobies

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#21 deactivated-59d151f079814
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... Generic? Generic is the modern day Tom Clancy themed FPS's we are seeing.. That being said I have some hope for it seeing as its being made by Gearbox.. The people who made Half-Life 1 Opposing Forces and Borderlands.. Two games I enjoyed immensely.
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#22 BigBoss255
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I'm not following it because the last thing I want to play is another FPS. I've seen some of the ads around the web and it looks laughably bad. I expect a 7.5 at the highest.
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#23 ndawgdrake
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We haven't had a FUN fps in awhile. DNF looks to deliver on this.

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#24 BalaminienGS
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It may be bad looking for you. But my graphical desires are completely pleased and I'm sure I'm going to personally enjoy the gameplay. The trailers pleased my graphical desire, the gameplay I can only judge when the game finally comes out.

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#25 Baranga
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So what was generic about the latest trailer? The one where a miniature Duke was fighting miniature aliens in a kitchen, dodging tin cans, being thrown up in the air by toasters and driving a toy car around?

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#26 Ninja_Odin
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Who the hell is this guy? someone ban him please. Noone disses Duke Nukem and gets away with it. I thought he was trying to be clever an say It's Bad...asss" But no. God damn troll.
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#27 nameless12345
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Duke Nukem Forever looks forever bad because of the old Unreal Engine 2 that powers it and can't even provide non-blocky boobs :P

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#28 Miroku32
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How can you not love the Duke after this?

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#29 KlepticGrooves
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I think it'll be a very fun game, but not a game with a lot of depth. I expect that a lot of the CoD-generation of gamers will troll this game hard though.

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#30 turtlethetaffer
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Looks like the crazy, misogynistic (kind of), violent, hilariously over the top game we've been waiting for.

PC_Otter

Dude it's no mysoginistic. It's supposed to be a farce.

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#31 Lucianu
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it's basically living off hype, it has nothing going for it.

everything about it screams generic. aside from the story and characters(duke alone). and a good story can't carry a bad game.

maybe it'll pull a resistance 2 and get AAA(lolresistance), but so far it looks more 6-7.

ZippySlappy

There's nothing generic about the game in 2011. Actually its the most unique FPS released these past 5 years. Learn the definition of what generic is. Generic is basically every console first person shooter these days, which all have cloned each other to oblivion, dooming the FPS market. ** Them

DNF >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your favorite FPS.

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#32 mitu123
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Generic compared to what?

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#33 deactivated-5c79c3cfce222
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Who gives a ****?
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#34 stvee101
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Whats the hype for this?

Anway : FLOP INCOMING!!!!

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#35 Dr_Snood
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Then don't play it. I however will be killing aliens without any gum.
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#36 PatchMaster
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Bzzzzzz

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#37 broken_bass_bin
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Arcade FPS > Modern Warfare Perking FPS

AtlanticRock

This sums up my thoughts quite nicely.

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#38 campzor
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no it looks good... stop hating. it would be perfect without the regen health..but besides that what fault can u find? (besides lol graphics cause they matter so much! derp!)
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#39 illmatic87
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I was kinda won over abit from the recent trailers.

So what was generic about the latest trailer? The one where a miniature Duke was fighting miniature aliens in a kitchen, dodging tin cans, being thrown up in the air by toasters and driving a toy car around?

Baranga
*especially this one.
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#40 lightleggy
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it's basically living off hype, it has nothing going for it.

everything about it screams generic. aside from the story and characters(duke alone). and a good story can't carry a bad game.

maybe it'll pull a resistance 2 and get AAA(lolresistance), but so far it looks more 6-7.

ZippySlappy
it looks hillarious dude...maybe the graphics dont look that great, but I expect a bomb of a game
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#41 incuensuocha
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Wow! What compelling evidence. I was actually looking forward to DNF but after reading ZippySlappy's opinion on the game I now realize how wrong and confused I really was.
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#43 bri360
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graphics look dated, gameplay looks generic but it looks fun which is what a game is supposed to be. Games need a bit of humor now adays anyways we are seriously lacking in anything humorous/silly this gen.

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#44 rcignoni
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I agree, it looks very mediocre.
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#45 Kandlegoat
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Even if DNF get's 1/10 and overall bad-ratings across the board,I'll buy the game anyways just to spite you TC.....for subjecting me to this dumb thread.

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#46 789shadow
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[QUOTE="bleehum"]

[QUOTE="Stevo_the_gamer"]You're just jelly that DNF looks amazing. :]DarkLink77

He jelly.

So jelly. So very, very jelly. I'd be jelly of DNF, if I wasn't a fan, too. God forbid we see a shooter sailing through this sea of uninspired tripe.

Is MW3 going to be such uninspired tripe that the uninspired tripe of 6 years ago now seems to be inspired? :P

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#47 DarkLink77
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[QUOTE="DarkLink77"]

[QUOTE="bleehum"]

He jelly.

789shadow

So jelly. So very, very jelly. I'd be jelly of DNF, if I wasn't a fan, too. God forbid we see a shooter sailing through this sea of uninspired tripe.

Is MW3 going to be such uninspired tripe that the uninspired tripe of 6 years ago now seems to be inspired? :P

Everything is inspired compared to Call of Duty. Even Pokemon. ;)

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#48 ZippySlappy
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[QUOTE="ZippySlappy"]

it's basically living off hype, it has nothing going for it.

everything about it screams generic. aside from the story and characters(duke alone). and a good story can't carry a bad game.

maybe it'll pull a resistance 2 and get AAA(lolresistance), but so far it looks more 6-7.

Lucianu

There's nothing generic about the game in 2011. Actually its the most unique FPS released these past 5 years. Learn the definition of what generic is. Generic is basically every console first person shooter these days, which all have cloned each other to oblivion, dooming the FPS market. ** Them

DNF >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your favorite FPS.

lol most unique? Fear,Crysis,COD4, Halo 3(obligatory lolhalo). Bioshock Killzone 2 and Bulletstorm are all more unique. DNF looks like some old pc game with updated textures.
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#49 wooooode
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Its different enough to warrant a try.
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#50 Master_ShakeXXX
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Resistance 2 deserved it's score. It was impeccably crafted. Freakin SW...