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#1 WhenCicadasCry
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Post some of the most dumbest moments an AI NCP has ever done.

inb4 Koreans from Crysis walking off a bridge. :P

Killzone 2s "The burning man"

Far Cry 2s "Suicidal Gnu"

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#2 88mphSlayer
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there can be only one

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#3 R3FURBISHED
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Play Mass Effect 2 on Insanity and fight against the Collector's...take you're pick, because any of your teammates choices will do.
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#4 deactivated-5cf4b2c19c4ab
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I was playing half life earlier today and the AI doesnt seem as bright as i remember. The military developed a new strategy of shooting each other to death in hopes the stray bullets would hit me.
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#5 kris9031998
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcHdQ9TkuVY

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#6 SaltyMeatballs
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Assassins Creed was pretty bad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n3fqB5vvmA

(watch at 40 seconds)

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#7 klemen42
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhXarjJPBMg

THIS :D

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhXarjJPBMg

THIS :D

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#9 Mogotoo
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Super Smash Bros. Melee.

Play against one level 9 Roy. Go to Jungle Japes.

Right at the start of the match, go to the side (I'm not sure if the left side works, I know the right does). The CPU will try to use Blazer to get to the side, but it will not reach. the CPU then gets swept in by the current and dies.

The CPU keeps on doing this :lol:.

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#10 WreckEm711
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A bunch in fallout three :-/ Many instances of raiders shooting their buddies, or running up to me and then just standing there.

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#11 JigglyWiggly_
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Crysis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vre1ABXbMoM
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[QUOTE="JigglyWiggly_"]Crysis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vre1ABXbMoM

oh thats awesome.
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#13 TheMightyHoov
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Play Mass Effect 2 on Insanity and fight against the Collector's...take you're pick, because any of your teammates choices will do.R3FURBISHED

This for sure. I hated them so much >_>

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#14 RavenLoud
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1:10 is the funniest moment IMO.

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#15 CDUB316
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Oblivion definitely has an extreme amount of NPC LOL moments

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1.GRAW 1: Telling your 3 other squad mates where to shot and watching one of them shoot the wrong direction.

Giving on of theAI team mates arocket launch only to heara sudden explosion and finding out all 3 of you guys are down because someone fire said rocketlauncher at a wall they were taking cover at.

2. Deadrising: You go out of your way to escort 5 survivors to the safehouse only to find out 4 of them are following you. You go back to find to find the fifth person stuck behind a small potted plant and surrounded by zombies. You move the plant out of the way and start fighting off the zombies when suddenly you died. Death from shotgun for one of the people your trying saving...:|

3. Mass effect "1": Ifany one complains about the squad AI in ME2, that person just doesn't know how to command them properly.

A. Telling your team mates to get into a position to defend from an attack only to see the team mate with the weakest defencegoesto the front of incoming fire.

B.Telling your team mates to shoot a someone only to watch them shoot all their ammo into a wall.

C.Telling your team mates togo to a curtainspot but hearing them tell me that they can't because they're stuck in a corner.

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#17 DarkGamer007
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While playing Rainbow Six: Vegas, campaign, on the Xbox 360 the other day, I told my two squad mates stack up at a door. Alright so they stack up, now I know there are enemies on the other side of that door, so what do I do? I press the command (Right on D-pad) to open the door, throw a grenade, and clear the room. What actually happened? Well my squad mates FORGOT TO OPEN THE DOOR BEFORE THROWING THE GRENADE! So they blow themselves up and I have to restart this long and tedious escort mission, after being one room away from the next checkpoint. I'm never playing that game again.

Also this moment from Left 4 Dead 2.

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#18 omho88
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play any Yugi-oh Tag force game and you will rethink ur thoughts about dumb AI. actually the is full of dumb AI Years ( not moments) .... also when you play NGS2 offline co-op mode.

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#19 ShadowriverUB
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GTA2 cops AI, make wheels on the road and cops going nuts ^^

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#20 Ross_the_Boss6
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Friendly AI in Halo 3 is pretty bad. I've been driven off many cliffs because of it. I find it hilarious though so that's why I keep letting them drive.

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#21 millerlight89
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I really like Alpha Protocol. Though good AI is something it lacked.
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#22 Mogotoo
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Wow, how could I have forgotten Infamous?

It's an issue I've only recently seen, but sometimes, police officers will help to take down enemies. Once all of the enemies have been defeated, the cops will continue shooting randomly. Take them out, heal them, and they still shoot :lol:.

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#23 Ninja-Hippo
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In Splinter Cell Conviction last night i had a guy happen across a dead corpse of one of his fellow guards, do his usual "oh no someone's been killed!" and then in less than two minutes declare "nothing unusual to report... must be nothing" and go about his business. How can it be nothing!? You just found a DEAD GUY!
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#24 millerlight89
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[QUOTE="Ninja-Hippo"]In Splinter Cell Conviction last night i had a guy happen across a dead corpse of one of his fellow guards, do his usual "oh no someone's been killed!" and then in less than two minutes declare "nothing unusual to report... must be nothing" and go about his business. How can it be nothing!? You just found a DEAD GUY!

I have never noticed that until you posted that lol. Man i am not oo observant lol.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwywtvQRkg4

the assassins creed guard well doing his thing on a wall

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#26 LegatoSkyheart
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8:50 Yoshimitsu's Awesome Move!

I laughed so hard! :lol:

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#27 millerlight89
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I was looking through my Xfire pictures and I came across an Assassian's Creed 2 picture. The gaurd was chasing meover rooftops..... then all of a sudden he stopped and enemies just started spawning off of him. It was like he was going through meosis..... it was kind of creepy. :shock:

Here is a pic...

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Most recent one was Halo 3. I was on the turret fighting against the Scarab. My AI driver stops right in front of the Scarab and it blasts us with its big ass laser. I tried it again 3 more times to see if it was just random, but he did it every time.

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#29 WhenCicadasCry
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwywtvQRkg4

the assassins creed guard well doing his thing on a wall

lil_jon86

:lol: The way he walks away, then walks back, stops, then continues humping the wall.

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#30 WhenCicadasCry
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8:50 Yoshimitsu's Awesome Move!

I laughed so hard! :lol:

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Lol fail. xD

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All of Neverwinter Nights.
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#32 kweeni
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Train AI is programmed to do the wrong things. :/