eurogamer reviews SMG booommmm 10/10

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#1 Tnasty11
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Super Mario Galaxy is an embarrassment. It's an embarrassment for platform games. It's an embarrassment for adventure games. It's an embarrassment for Nintendo and an embarrassment for the Wii. What have we all been playing at in the ten years since Super Mario 64 came out? This is what gaming ought to be like.

Bright, bold, unrepentantly loony, Galaxy is everything you wanted it to be. It's beautiful and inventive. It's pure-blood Mario without being a retro indulgence. It's a stiff platforming challenge and a free-wheeling romp. It's the best thing on Wii, and the best traditional game Nintendo has made in a decade. The only thing about it which dulls your enjoyment is the memory of all the mediocre games you've had to play in the meantime.

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=86873&page=1 10/10

PROS:The great challenge in making a follow-up to Mario 64 was always that to do it justice, you'd have to make a game which is as much its own as Mario 64 was. That's no easy task when you also have to integrate the traditions of two decades of Mario games and the expectations of millions of fans. Sunshine, despite its dazzle, ultimately collapsed under that weight, becoming repetitive and sometimes cumbersome as it tried to find the balance. Where Galaxy matches Mario 64 is not quite in its quality of execution - alongside the brilliance of some stars are others which fall a bit flat, and there isn't the overall sense of implacable perfection that that game had - but in its confidence and originality. Another decade needs to go by before we'll know whether it will come to be as revered as 64 did. For now, all that matters is that the waiting is finally over.

CONS:These mild annoyances with the control are the worst of the small niggles that let Galaxy down. With the health power meter now reduced from six sections to three, experimenting with new enemies and tactics can be a little fraught - try the wrong thing twice in a row and you're in immediately danger of dying. Thankfully, generous restart points, an abundance of 1-Ups from Star Bits and regular gifts of extra lives from Peach mean that there's really no reason to see the Game Over screen at any point in the 15-20 hours it will take you to finish the game's initial story arc.

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity. Many individual levels are dazzling and unforgettable, but overall the game can feel a bit fragmented. The starship in particular doesn't offer the kind of playground freedom that you want in a Mario hub area - you're never going to feel like it's home, the way Mario 64's castle still does to those of us who are hoping to go there when we die. That slight incoherence is also evident when the balance starts to tip a little too close to adventure game and a little too far from platformer. It just doesn't feel right to have Mario lighting torches to open locked doors - Link's agents are surely planning to sue. The extra costumes and cap equivalents also feel a little flimsy in their implementation - no matter how adorable Mario's fat little bee booty is, these elements just don't feel well integrated into the main game

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#2 deactivated-59603ff9b9423
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More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

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#3 hamstergeddon
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More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

PS3Compass


And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o
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#4 haziqonfire
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Why'd you make a thread after someone else already did? Anyway, good score..
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#5 Always-Honest
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More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

PS3Compass

ha, ha, .. oh noos.. 7.5 confirmed... :-P

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#6 Jynxzor
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[QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

hamstergeddon



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

Oh my god! were all dooooomed!

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#7 Tnasty11
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OH SNAP

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#8 pro-nathan-07
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OH SNAP

Tnasty11
:lol:
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#9 householdman
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ROFL Gay Gamers"??
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#10 blahzor
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Super Mario Galaxy is an embarrassment. It's an embarrassment for platform games. It's an embarrassment for adventure games. It's an embarrassment for Nintendo and an embarrassment for the Wii. What have we all been playing at in the ten years since Super Mario 64 came out? This is what gaming ought to be like.
Tnasty11

Well; i'm pretty sure that you're just trying to get a rise out of people.. regardless, i thought i'd clear this up

What you have bolded, without including the rest of the quote in the bold, implies that mario galaxy is bad. However, what EG is really saying is that Mario Galaxy embarasses the gaming industry. Everything before Galaxy has been mediocre in comparison.

though you may or may not realize that, i thought i should add that for anyone who doesn't.

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#11 LinKuei_warrior
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lol..Aaron gaming it is the sound 1000 sheep bleeting for mercy
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lol..Aaron gaming it is the sound 1000 sheep bleeting for mercyLinKuei_warrior
hmm. Will he flop it? We all anxiously await the news.

If so, then the big 3 all flopped. Mario Metroid and Zelda.

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#13 ArcticSnake
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Tnasty, you freaking posted in the original thread... I honestly can't imagine what in earth possessed you to make another one!
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#14 InsaneBasura
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If this wasn't the only Wii game I wanted I'd buy a Wii for it.
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#15 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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If this wasn't the only Wii game I wanted I'd buy a Wii for it.InsaneBasura
Eh. No worries, you can always pick it up in a couple years for ultra cheap.
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#16 Mr_Apple_Soup
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[QUOTE="Tnasty11"]

OH SNAP

pro-nathan-07

:lol:

:lol:

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[QUOTE="pro-nathan-07"][QUOTE="Tnasty11"]

OH SNAP

Mr_Apple_Soup

:lol:

:lol:

i guess the U R MR GAY is true :lol:

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#18 Demetri_OS
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So, you want me to trust a website that tells me SMG is related to Gay Gamers?
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#19 DaAznSaN
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That group is like the GS unions. I could make a union for the sexually curious and associate it with Halo 3 and MGS 4 if I want.
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#20 club-sandwich
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OH SNAP

Tnasty11
holy ...... :o omg rofl :lol:
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[QUOTE="LinKuei_warrior"]lol..Aaron gaming it is the sound 1000 sheep bleeting for mercyJandurin

hmm. Will he flop it? We all anxiously await the news.

If so, then the big 3 all flopped. Mario Metroid and Zelda.

What gives Aaron the qualifications to review a game as big a SMG?

Before R&C, all he had reviewed were sports games.

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#22 NAPK1NS
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More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

PS3Compass
That was the worst review I have read all year...
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#23 kman3002
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"]

[QUOTE="LinKuei_warrior"]lol..Aaron gaming it is the sound 1000 sheep bleeting for mercyNickman71

hmm. Will he flop it? We all anxiously await the news.

If so, then the big 3 all flopped. Mario Metroid and Zelda.

What gives Aaron the qualifications to review a game as big a SMG?

Before R&C, all he had reviewed were sports games.

Wait so it has been said that Aaron is reviewing SMG?

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#24 darklord888
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[QUOTE="Nickman71"][QUOTE="Jandurin"]

[QUOTE="LinKuei_warrior"]lol..Aaron gaming it is the sound 1000 sheep bleeting for mercykman3002

hmm. Will he flop it? We all anxiously await the news.

If so, then the big 3 all flopped. Mario Metroid and Zelda.

What gives Aaron the qualifications to review a game as big a SMG?

Before R&C, all he had reviewed were sports games.

Wait so it has been said that Aaron is reviewing SMG?



It'll either be him or Jeff and fanboys think both are stupid and bias. They'll never be happy.
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#25 JB730
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More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

PS3Compass

lack of identity?!

Aaron's not impressed.

7.5

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#26 flintgijoe
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[QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

hamstergeddon



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

The review will probably have bad grammer.
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#27 flintgijoe
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[QUOTE="Tnasty11"]

OH SNAP

club-sandwich
holy ...... :o omg rofl :lol:

LOL!
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#28 tman93
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How do you know that Aaron is reviewing? Why would Gamespots sports reviewer review the biggest game of the year for one of the consoles?

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#29 darklord888
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[QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

flintgijoe



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

The review will probably have bad grammer.



Like your post? ;)
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#30 Samurai_Xavier
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[QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

hamstergeddon



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

I thought Jeff reviewd all big games? + He hasnt reviewd much recently, hes probably busy with Mario Galaxy as we speak.

Also, Jeff reviews all Mario platformers. (Sunshine, NSMB, ect.)

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#31 -Tretiak
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[QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

Samurai_Xavier



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

I thought Jeff reviewd all big games? + He hasnt reviewd much recently, hes probably busy with Mario Galaxy as we speak.

Also, Jeff reviews all Mario platformers. (Sunshine, NSMB, ect.)

Or Mass Effect. Or Call of Duty 4. Or Uncharted.

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[QUOTE="flintgijoe"][QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

darklord888



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

The review will probably have bad grammer.



Like your post? ;)

Well to be technical; he had bad spelling, not bad grammar. :P

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#33 darklord888
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[QUOTE="darklord888"][QUOTE="flintgijoe"][QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

Koopaknight29



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

The review will probably have bad grammer.



Like your post? ;)

Well to be technical; he had bad spelling, not bad grammar. :P



Grammar is spelling...
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#34 amorbis1001
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[QUOTE="Tnasty11"]

OH SNAP

club-sandwich

holy ...... :o omg rofl :lol:

omg this is tragic, tell me mario isnt gay please tell me peach is mario's girl, :cry: mario isnt gay please mario dont pull a closet one on us please!!!!!!!

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#35 Koopaknight29
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[QUOTE="Koopaknight29"][QUOTE="darklord888"][QUOTE="flintgijoe"]

The review will probably have bad grammer.darklord888



Like your post? ;)

Well to be technical; he had bad spelling, not bad grammar. :P



Grammar is spelling...

Huh, is that so?

I was always under the impression that the two were separate or at the most casually interchangeable.

Bah, you win this time.

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#36 mdisen
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Aaron would review it AAA, like everyone else.

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#37 VendettaRed07
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Aaron would review it AAA, like everyone else.

mdisen
what other wii games did aaron review? 
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#38 tman93
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[QUOTE="mdisen"]

Aaron would review it AAA, like everyone else.

VendettaRed07
what other wii games did aaron review?

I do recall an NBA game, and uh... thats it I think, other than other mutiplat sports games, he is the sports reviewer, or was, it seems.
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#39 GundamGuy0
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[QUOTE="Koopaknight29"][QUOTE="darklord888"][QUOTE="flintgijoe"][QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

darklord888



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

The review will probably have bad grammer.



Like your post? ;)

Well to be technical; he had bad spelling, not bad grammar. :P



Grammar is spelling...

No spelling is one part of Grammar... but Grammar isn't spelling...

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#40 SER69
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[QUOTE="darklord888"][QUOTE="Koopaknight29"][QUOTE="darklord888"][QUOTE="flintgijoe"][QUOTE="hamstergeddon"][QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

GundamGuy0



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

The review will probably have bad grammer.



Like your post? ;)

Well to be technical; he had bad spelling, not bad grammar. :P



Grammar is spelling...

No, spelling is one part of Grammar... but Grammar isn't just spelling...

fixed.

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#41 ganon546
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[QUOTE="PS3Compass"]

More disappointing is the lack of a strong sense of identity.

Identity crisis alert! Identity crisis alert!

hamstergeddon



And Aaron's reviewing it!!!! :o

O boy, flop confirmed.

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#42 i-lick-monkeys
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wow a lot of negatices there
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#43 kiruyama
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I so called it

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#44 tman93
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Its not easy though I heard, its actually quite hard, expically towards the end.
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#45 elektrixxx
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I love Mario Galaxy, but shouldn't the fact that there is at least one "con" there mean it should be impossible to get a perfect score?