Face the Truth, Assassin's Creed problems are caused by Nintendo

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#1 sexy_chimp
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It's obvious Nintendo is paying Ubisoft to have problems with the 360 and PS3. It is an attempt by Nintendo to make the 360 and PS3 look bad so more people will buy the Wii.
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#2 ParasiteDemon
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Teh conspiracy!!!

Ubisoft funds terrorism....

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#3 thirstychainsaw
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McDonalds is also in on this conspiracy.
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#4 GarchomPro
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Its Clearly caused by Apple. they dont want Microsoft or Sony to have assassin games
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#5 whocares4peace
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This thread=Epic Win
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#6 bloodbore8
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[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]McDonalds is also in on this conspiracy.[/QUOTE

How do you know this? Do you...WORK THERE????

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#7 tbone29
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[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]McDonalds is also in on this conspiracy.bloodbore8

How do you know this? Do you...WORK THERE????

Well, my friend's dad works at Big Mac, and he says there's a job being done on the low to sabotage Assassin's Creed so that more ppl will flock to the Wii inevitably causing Assassin's Creed to be ported to the Wii :o

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#8 Saturos3091
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No. :|
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[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]McDonalds is also in on this conspiracy.bloodbore8

How do you know this? Do you...WORK THERE????

Of course, I'm the mastermind behind the delays...Grand Theft Auto, Super Smash Brothers and even...Duke Nukem Forever...:twisted:

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#10 Micoor
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It's all because of the DS version obviously.
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#11 joao_22990
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:lol:

No we have all 3!

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#12 SuperMario_46
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[QUOTE="bloodbore8"]

[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]McDonalds is also in on this conspiracy.thirstychainsaw

How do you know this? Do you...WORK THERE????

Of course, I'm the mastermind behind the delays...Grand Theft Auto, Super Smash Brothers and even...Duke Nukem Forever...:twisted:

I hate you :x

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#13 themagicbum9720
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[QUOTE="bloodbore8"]

[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]McDonalds is also in on this conspiracy.thirstychainsaw

How do you know this? Do you...WORK THERE????

Of course, I'm the mastermind behind the delays...Grand Theft Auto, Super Smash Brothers and even...Duke Nukem Forever...:twisted:

:( :cry:

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#14 thirstychainsaw
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[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"][QUOTE="bloodbore8"]

[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]McDonalds is also in on this conspiracy.SuperMario_46

How do you know this? Do you...WORK THERE????

Of course, I'm the mastermind behind the delays...Grand Theft Auto, Super Smash Brothers and even...Duke Nukem Forever...:twisted:

I hate you :x

What if I gave you a cookie?

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#15 bloodbore8
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They're caused by McDonalds, Apple, and Sega! (Read my other thread about this game and Sega)
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#16 fileman3
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its caused by the N64 transfering that much data to a cartridge is hard work
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#17 animorphsfan
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:lol:

No we have all 3!

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We have all 4! Someone made a sega one!
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#18 Eponique
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[QUOTE="SuperMario_46"][QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"][QUOTE="bloodbore8"]

[QUOTE="thirstychainsaw"]McDonalds is also in on this conspiracy.thirstychainsaw

How do you know this? Do you...WORK THERE????

Of course, I'm the mastermind behind the delays...Grand Theft Auto, Super Smash Brothers and even...Duke Nukem Forever...:twisted:

I hate you :x

What if I gave you a cookie?

+Chocolate chips, unlimited supply.

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#19 bloodbore8
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[QUOTE="joao_22990"]

:lol:

No we have all 3!

animorphsfan

We have all 4! Someone made a sega one![/QUOTE

Actually, you know, I don't think Bungie would like their new console to have much competiton. You know, now they've left Microsoft so they can create their own console and have the "good" version of Assassin's Creed...thread creation time...

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#20 bloodbore8
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Lol, this is fun!
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#21 Miyabeast
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oh teh truth .. it BRUNSsss ..
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#22 osan0
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oh no...its much nastier than that.

nintendo is indeed paying ubi to mess up on both formats....but it gets worse. everyone knows that nintendo bow to the japanese gov, and there controlled by many multinational corps. intel and AMD (under pressure from the US gov) are now putting the squeez on the japanese gov to ensure that sonys hardware never takes off outside of consoles. at the same time they want to give the 360 and kick in the privates so that only the PC version turns out well (if it doesent exist...it will) so that more PCs and thus more of there hardware sell. now US/French relations are improving and to ensure this contuinues, the french gov, under orders from the US gov, are telling ubi to mess up all but the PC version. the US gov, however, are under control by the evil ompah lompahs, backed by EA, who are very pally with nintendo.

dont u see ppl....this is nintendos shot at taking over the world....its all completly obhious :P.

[/sarcasam in case theres any doubt]

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#23 bloodbore8
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Wait, Assassin's Creed really is coming to the DS February (search it on GS) so the problems can't be caused by Nintendo! Anyone willing to take the risk of creating a new thread with someone like Bungie because I've created too many today; I might get moderated. I've gone on a crazy rampage.
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#24 TheJuiceyBar
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YOU`RE WINNER
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#25 iLikeTheWoods
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umm...yeah
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#26 bloodbore8
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[QUOTE="TheJuiceyBar"]YOU`RE WINNER[/QUOTE

Yay, did I get a new high score? I made it to 3 topics with no moderations, lol!

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#27 Miyabeast
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nitendo big buli .. lets bash em'
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#28 bloodbore8
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nitendo big buli .. lets bash em'Miyabeast

Yeah!! Uh, you first...

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#29 speedjunkie1992
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Its obviously being caused by Kool Aid because they don't want a game where your killing people in a sneaky manor, it would have to be smashing down the wall with a big OO YEAH!! So, they went to erm... McDonalds and said "Hey if you help us take over the world, we'll let you sell Kool Aid" and they were like "O RLY?" and Kool Aid were like "YA RLY". So now they skip merrily hand in hand over to ubisoft and pour kool aid all over their computers :O
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#30 bloodbore8
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Actually, I think the ESRB is causing Assassin's Creed problems!
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#31 funnymario
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Don't be stupid :|

It's obviously KFC.

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#32 bloodbore8
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Don't be stupid :|

It's obviously KFC.

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#33 LegendofNerd
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Don't be stupid :|

It's obviously KFC.

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KFC? Yeah right. Don't be silly.

It's obviously a joint partnership between UPS, the mafia, and the Appalachian State football team.

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#34 bloodbore8
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You know, when I created the "...problems caused by Sony" thread, I never ment for it to become a joke topic (at that time), lol. Anyway, I'm back and it turns out that Gamespot is secretly causing problems in Assassin's Creed by making the developers spend time on this addictive website!
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#35 smashed_pinata
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clearly its jack thompson who got a hold of the AC Dev Team.
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#36 Vyse_The_Daring
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clearly its jack thompson who got a hold of the AC Dev Team. smashed_pinata

Impossible, they know what he looks like. He probably had his son infiltrate the dev team.

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#37 Tylendal
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I still think that the Cubetoons comic where Reggie destroys the PS3 factory is based on fact.
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#38 UnknownSniper65
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OMG! This looks like a job for the...HARDY BOYS!