- PC can't do HD.
- Only games that get 9/10 or over are worth playing.
- Wii is not next-gen.
- Wii can't get a GOTY.
- PS3 has no games.
- Every 360 game is overrated.
- Your dad works at PS3.
- 360 only has shooters
- Wii is fad and will die today.
- Metroid is a robot.
- Too much variety is a bad thing.
- Every cow has a gaming PC.
- You can't post in threads unless you agree with the TC.
- Pictures are needed or else people don't read your thread.
- If a game is on 2 or more systems, it can still be an exclusive.
- Nintendo doesn't make games, they only publish them.
- Games aren't about having fun, ownage is what counts.
- No chainsaw? No AAA.
- Metroid copied Halo.
- Einstein and Hitler lived in different time periods.
- MS called it the 360 because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
- Casey is a lemming.
- MGSIV is the second coming.
- Halo Wars > Starcraft 2.
- U R MR GAY.
- Lair is AAA if you buy 2 copies of it.
- PC doesn't have custom soundtracks.
- Xbox should sue Gamecube.
- The plural of sheep is "sheeps".
- GS is biased...against everyone.
- GS is the only source that counts, avert your eyes from any source that disagrees with GS.
- The Wii only has shovelware titles and you're forced to buy them.
- Any game that has several discs = instant fail.
- Ninja Gaiden II is coming to the PS3.
- Metal Gear Solid IV is coming to the 360.
- The PS3's Blu-ray player is a chick-magnet.
- Since Microsoft owns PC gaming, any PC/360 game is Microsoft exclusive.
- Gaming PCs cost over $2000, and you have to upgrade every 2 months.
- Next gen starts when Sony says so.
- Only PS3 owners have to wait for their games.
- Opinions are facts.
- System Wars is where you go for intelligent discussion.
- America = World.
- PC gaming sucks because you can't map: jump, crouch, and prone, to one button.
- If a game doesn't have achievements, you're playing for nothing.
- Waffles > Pancakes.
- Fable 2 > every game ever made.
- SSBB is the last great game the Wii will get.
- London is actually in France.
- Any game older than 4 years sucks as it doesn't use technology.
- Stories can't be good without voice acting.
- PC doesn't have backward compatibility.
- The main character in The Legend Of Zelda series is Zelda.
- Mario is Mexican.
- PS3 games don't sell.
- Fable 2 will have more life/AI in it than any PS3 exclusive in the next 2 years.
- The GOTY award isn't given to the best game of the year.
- Sports game are useless since you can play real sports.
- Wii AAAs aren't equal to PS3/360 AAAs.
- EA has enough money to buy Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo.
- Fable forests > Real life forests.
- A fakeboy is someone who doesn't like undepthfulling games.
- It's "grammer", not "grammar".
- Fallout is a racer.
- Red Orchestra is a music game.
- You can't have half a billion online matches because there aren't that many consoles sold.
- If a game isn't in HD, it's not realistic.
- Madden is completely redesigned every year.
- Casuals will pay 400- 600 dollars for a console.
- The Halo Movie will be completed.
- PS3 can do 4D.
- PS3 will instill discipline in our children. Everyone will know discipline.
- Only soccer moms and casuals buy the Wii.
- It took one full year before Xbox 360 had its 1st good game.
- Blu-ray makes graphics better.
- SSBB sucks because it uses Gamecube controllers.
- Console war's only between the 360/PS3 (Wii doesn't count since it's going for a different audience).
- Amazing graphics are an innovation.
- Every exclusive release for one system is the death of another system.
- You can't still enjoy a game if it gets ported to another system.
- When pricing the 360, you must include the cost of your house. And your car.
- Super Mario Bros. is the same game as Mario Tennis.
- Sales don't decide who sells the most.
- Peter Monyleux is a synonym for Jesus Christ.
- PS3 can cure cancer.
- Metroid's blond girlfriend is in SSBB.
- RPG = Wrestling game... because you can make your own character.
- Microsoft is series.
- Sackboy is more iconic than Mario.
- Heavy Rain has the best graphics ever.
- 2007 is the year of the PS3.
- 2008 is the year of the PS3.
- 2009 is the year of the PS3.
- One day, there will be peace on System Wars.
- Final Fantasy XIII can only be done on Blu-ray.
- Reggienator.
- Cammie needs both wrists working to do it with her boss.
- Tell a cow to give up and end up in hospital.
- Doesnt not Dont....grammer people, its important!
- Wii games are exclusive because they use the Wiimote.
- Wii can run Crysis at 1080p but can't run it at 480i.
- If you don't like it, you must suck at it.
- Braid beats MGS4 in every aspect because it is cheaper.
- Playstation Home will come out this year.
- Nintendo brings more smiles to more faces.
- The hardcore Nintendo fan will have Animal Crossing and GTA Chinatown, so they can't feel left out.
- "It's my opinion" = a proper argument.
- If your original post is so good, you can /thread your own thread.
- Super Paper Mario should get a 0 in "tilt" because it doesn't use the Wii's tilt.
- The Xbox established itself as an FPS console, with an arsenal of shooters that included Metroid.
- Nintendo needs to learn how to make games.
- If you're having trouble with the opposite sex... just pull out a PSP. It will do wonders for you.
- A.I. stands for 'Art Insperation'.
- You know, things break.
- Zelda is a terrible character because he wears a dress.
- My phone is more powerful than the Wii.
- You're a fanboy if you don't own all systems.
- Screenshots are the best way to compare games.
- You're adopted and your mother was born as a man.
- 1080p will be basically impossible.
- The 360 and PS3 come HD ready, but how come we never hear of PC doing 1080p or 720 or anything?
- Final Fantasy X is not 3D.
- Gears of War 2 can't run Crysis.
This thread's just meant for fun, don't take anything too seriously. What do you guys think, and what facts can you add about the system wars?
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