Far Cry

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but the first trailer for Far Cry has been released.

http://twitchfilm.net/site/view/another-day-another-boll-uwes-far-cry-trailer-arrives/

Click through at your own risk...

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but the first trailer for Far Cry has been released.

http://twitchfilm.net/site/view/another-day-another-boll-uwes-far-cry-trailer-arrives/

Click through at your own risk...

Chutebox

Looks..... kinda decent

His movies have a really special quality of crap to them. Like seriously there's just something outright wrong about how every scene and every line is done.Lazy_Boy88

The end cracks me up. "Is that your gun?" How original!

The thing that really surprises me about these theatrical releases is the sound in the are "made for tv" quality. I don't get it.

can I see your Crystal Ball? How do you know this movie will be bad until you've actually seen it? I'm tired of people judging things before it has a chance to come out.

Someone showed the Spore DS pics and some hater said it sucked. I would like to see his crystal ball.

All you have to do is look at the preview...The voice acting(especially jacks actor) is terrible. The lines are cheesy. Martial arts in the movie. When in the games history have you seen a hand to hand combat scene? Besides clawing people in instincts...The movie looks like it hardly has much stealth.

can I see your Crystal Ball? How do you know this movie will be bad until you've actually seen it? I'm tired of people judging things before it has a chance to come out.

Someone showed the Spore DS pics and some hater said it sucked. I would like to see his crystal ball.

PhoebusFlows

Have you seen any Uwe Boll movies? If not, go watch Bloodrayne or any of his countless classics.

can I see your Crystal Ball? How do you know this movie will be bad until you've actually seen it? I'm tired of people judging things before it has a chance to come out.

Someone showed the Spore DS pics and some hater said it sucked. I would like to see his crystal ball.

PhoebusFlows

Where are the mutants?-wii60-

No mutant mokeys = fail.

Mutant Monkeys > Uwe Boll.

Anything and Everything>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>> Uwe Boll

[QUOTE="-wii60-"]Where are the mutants?skrat_01

No mutant mokeys = fail.

Mutant Monkeys > Uwe Boll.

The mercs in the game looks more intresting than the ones in the movie

[QUOTE="skrat_01"]

[QUOTE="-wii60-"]Where are the mutants?Lonelynight

No mutant mokeys = fail.

Mutant Monkeys > Uwe Boll.

The mercs in the game looks more intresting than the ones in the movie

Not to mention the guy playing Jack Carver seems to have lesscharisma than the in game Jack Carver.

:shock:

Worst movie ever?

Edit

Wait, wait. That was a joke trailer, wasn't it.

I hope that the crysis movie is nothing like this :(-wii60-

If he is the guy making it then don't get your hopes up, he has made so many bad movies that even the worlds worst film makers before him look like god damn saints in comparison.

Uwe needs to either be shoot or learn that his creations aren't being judge by bias bs but that they are just that bad.

[QUOTE="-wii60-"]I hope that the crysis movie is nothing like this :(Zenkuso

If he is the guy making it then don't get your hopes up, he has made so many bad movies that even the worlds worst film makers before him look like god damn saints in comparison.

Uwe needs to either be shoot or learn that his creations aren't being judge by bias bs but that they are just that bad.

:shock:

Worst movie ever?

Edit

Wait, wait. That was a joke trailer, wasn't it.

EntwineX

Don't know about worst movie ever. So far that belongs to Bloodrayne or the Zombie movie that UB did. At least in Blood we got to see...well, you know.

[QUOTE="EntwineX"]

:shock:

Worst movie ever?

Edit

Wait, wait. That was a joke trailer, wasn't it.

Chutebox

Don't know about worst movie ever. So far that belongs to Bloodrayne or the Zombie movie that UB did. At least in Blood we got to see...well, you know.

dont think hes going to be a next Peter Jackson who made shocking films, then suddenly pulled out brilliant ones.
skrat_01

Difference between him and PJ's earlier movies was that he wasn't supported by big studios, he made everything he had from the ground up. The fact that you think the majority of his earlier films are bad is funny considering the budget he used to make them and the fact he had no money backers, even the new zealand government film association refused to give him money to make his films and they have been kicking themselves ever since.

Uwe has a bank roll, a big bank roll cause he found a loop hole to get more money from shareholder investors outside of the movie studios ;) he could at least hire decent writers for his films, the fact these companies even let him cannablize there creations however is astonishing after knowing how bad his movies are.

So hiring a good writer isn't outside of his reach, he just sucks that bad.

[QUOTE="skrat_01"] dont think hes going to be a next Peter Jackson who made shocking films, then suddenly pulled out brilliant ones.
Zenkuso

Difference between him and PJ's earlier movies was that he wasn't supported by big studios, he made everything he had from the ground up. The fact that you think the majority of his earlier films are bad is funny considering the budget he used to make them and the fact he had no money backers, even the new zealand government film association refused to give him money to make his films and they have been kicking themselves ever since.

Uwe has a bank roll, a big bank roll cause he found a loop hole to get more money from shareholder investors outside of the movie studios ;) he could at least hire decent writers for his films, the fact these companies even let him cannablize there creations however is astonishing after knowing how bad his movies are.

So hiring a good writer isn't outside of his reach, he just sucks that bad.

:cry: one day it will be a crime for him to make movies.Duo75

funny thing is, it will be soon. The way he gets his funding will soon be abolished in Germany because of him and him alone.

can I see your Crystal Ball? How do you know this movie will be bad until you've actually seen it? I'm tired of people judging things before it has a chance to come out.

Someone showed the Spore DS pics and some hater said it sucked. I would like to see his crystal ball.

PhoebusFlows

Uwe Bolls highest rated film on rotten tomatoes is 11%.

The highest ranked videogame based live action film is resident evil at 33%

I dont need a crystal ball to see how this film is gonna end up.

:lol: this looks like one of those films that is soooo cheesy you end up enjoying it. tramp

There's Army of Darkness cheesy which is good, and then there's Uwe Boll cheesy, which is bad, very bad.

[QUOTE="PhoebusFlows"]

can I see your Crystal Ball? How do you know this movie will be bad until you've actually seen it? I'm tired of people judging things before it has a chance to come out.

Someone showed the Spore DS pics and some hater said it sucked. I would like to see his crystal ball.

samusarmada

Uwe Bolls highest rated film on rotten tomatoes is 11%.

The highest ranked videogame based live action film is resident evil at 33%

I dont need a crystal ball to see how this film is gonna end up.

Yeah Resident Evil was still a pretty *****y movie, I don't see how Uwe Boll is going to do any better.

can I see your Crystal Ball? How do you know this movie will be bad until you've actually seen it? I'm tired of people judging things before it has a chance to come out.

Someone showed the Spore DS pics and some hater said it sucked. I would like to see his crystal ball.

PhoebusFlows

No where does the movie trailor show him sneaking around in a colorful shirt .
That my good sir, is perfect indication that this movie will fail :P

No Moar..son of gun...why the hell do we need martial arts in a movie based off a FPS show me gunbattles, not bruce lee kicksmlbslugger86

Hard Boiled and Shoot em' Up certainly deliver in the gun battles like an FPS / shooter category.

Awesome movies.

Don't know if this has been posted yet, but the first trailer for Far Cry has been released.

http://twitchfilm.net/site/view/another-day-another-boll-uwes-far-cry-trailer-arrives/

Click through at your own risk...

Chutebox

This movie has 1 star written all over it. Sheesh, even Dead or Alive movie was better then this crap.

This will be another DOOM type movie. The worse Dwayne Johnson movie ever made. Even Walking Tall wasn't as bad as DOOM.