Funniest System Wars Quotes.. If you got em.. Post em

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#1 ChristopherM80
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I have to say i recall 2 funny quotes in recent system wars memory from other SW members here on GS.. one of them being

"My dad works at PS3"

and the other funny one i remember (my personal favorite so far)

"Isn't Mark Rein the name of the main character in Uncharted"

LMAO that one still cracks me up to this day, ill even think about it while at work or something and just start cracking up.. I wont name names on who these quotes originated from, but a lot of you will know.

If you guys have funny ones please share in this thread, i love when people have them in their sig and they are funny lol

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#2 dracula_16
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All posts that try to defend PS3. There are too many to name.
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#3 leviathan91
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the guy who said PC can't do HD. :lol:

And the one in my sig.

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#4 istreakforfood
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too many quotes that i cant even keep track of. basically anything posted by this guy named christoperm80. not sure if you seen some of the post he has made in here. hilarious stuff.
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#5 ChristopherM80
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All posts that try to defend PS3. There are too many to name.dracula_16

I mean like funny quotes, where the people saying them are actually serious but everyone else finds them so ridicolous because they are completly clueless.. I think "Isnt Mark Rein the name of the main character in uncharted" takes the cake, oh man words cant describe how hard i laughed when i saw that

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#6 ChristopherM80
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the guy who said PC can't do HD. :lol:

And the one in my sig.

leviathan91

LMAO now thats funny

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"The Wii is a fad and will die out in a few months"

"All the 360 has is shooters"

"The PS3 has no games"

Never get tired of hearing these gems.

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#8 ChristopherM80
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Oh snap! I just remembered another funny one.. the guy who said

"EVERY PS3 owner has a High End gaming PC"

LMAO oh man

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#9 istreakforfood
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Oh snap! I just remembered another funny one.. the guy who said

"EVERY PS3 owner has a High End gaming PC"

LMAO oh man

ChristopherM80

they do. ask the cows. thats how they play gears of war and bioshock without buying a 360. yet they r planning to buy ut3 on the ps3 instead of for pc.

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#10 puissance000
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Cows "Just Wait"
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#11 leviathan91
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Xenogears - "Uncharted is all CGI" and he said SMG looks better than Crysis. :P
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#12 ChristopherM80
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[QUOTE="ChristopherM80"]

Oh snap! I just remembered another funny one.. the guy who said

"EVERY PS3 owner has a High End gaming PC"

LMAO oh man

istreakforfood

they do. ask the cows. thats how they play gears of war and bioshock without buying a 360. yet they r planning to buy ut3 on the ps3 instead of for pc.

waaait a second, most cows actually say they own a high end gaming PC?!

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"What is a zerg?" can't remember who it was though:(
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#14 jmorey01
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"What is a zerg?" can't remember who it was though:(-Sniper99-

Thug_Pikachu

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#17 -Sniper99-
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[QUOTE="-Sniper99-"]"What is a zerg?" can't remember who it was though:(jmorey01

Thug_Pikachu

Ahhh, yes. That was epic:):P
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#18 ChristopherM80
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what about the guy who said

"If you beat Halo 3 on supppppper hard mode you unlock 720p less jaggy mode" or something like that, hillarious stuff

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#19 Arsenal325
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"haze looks better then crysis HANDS DOWN"

About uncharted: "larry croft will be another flop"

lol at the Larry croft part..

"360 has a better line up then ps3 in 08"

LOL

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#20 Nerkcon
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CherryShooter was the hardest Lemming ever. He said Halo Wars will be better then Starcraft and any other RTS. Hes reason? Someone said it was just going be a Empire at War game with Halo stuff and "That alone will make it the greatest RTS of all time."

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#21 -Sniper99-
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Does anybody else remember thw whole "Xbox should sue Gamecube" topic?
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#22 biggamerhk
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"Mass Defect" :lol: thats good

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my sig lol
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#24 istreakforfood
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[QUOTE="istreakforfood"][QUOTE="ChristopherM80"]

Oh snap! I just remembered another funny one.. the guy who said

"EVERY PS3 owner has a High End gaming PC"

LMAO oh man

ChristopherM80

they do. ask the cows. thats how they play gears of war and bioshock without buying a 360. yet they r planning to buy ut3 on the ps3 instead of for pc.

waaait a second, most cows actually say they own a high end gaming PC?!

yea go look on past made threads.

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#25 Arsenal325
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Reyes360 saying Forza 2 has better graphics then gran turismo 5
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Some guy said "Any game that made before 2000 sucks because it doesn't use Technology" That guy got owned massively in that thread.
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#27 Nike_Air
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" xbox live is flawless "

LMAO :lol:

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#28 Nerkcon
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Also

"There were no good games before Halo." - CherryShooter

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#29 ChristopherM80
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Does anybody else remember thw whole "Xbox should sue Gamecube" topic?-Sniper99-

oh man, do tell.. I wasnt here for that one lol

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#30 ChristopherM80
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my sig lolStumpt25

LMAO OMG! classic

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#31 biggamerhk
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[QUOTE="Stumpt25"]my sig lolChristopherM80

LMAO OMG! classic

whats a sig

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Read my sig;)
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#34 SaintsRowSam
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lol "the ps3 is like a jaguar, only rich intelgena people can have one"

lol i love this thread thanks TC =)

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my sig lolStumpt25
Priceless:lol:
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Someone already mentioned it but...TWINBLADE. :lol:

Hitler. Einstein. Different eras. TWINBLADE. :lol:

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#37 nyoroism
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When I turned 16, I was too busy focusing on my 16.50/hr job, school, and friends. I was getting ready for college. I was planning my life. I am now a highly revered judge in the state of Ohio, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Nintendo is kiddy. I'm a judge after all, what I say goes.

I'm sure you all know who posted this.

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#38 Rougehunter
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[quote=""]

When I turned 16, I was too busy focusing on my 16.50/hr job, school, and friends. I was getting ready for college. I was planning my life. I am now a highly revered judge in the state of Ohio, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Nintendo is kiddy. I'm a judge after all, what I say goes. nyoroism

I'm sure you all know who posted this.

Have no idea. Mr_sams:?
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#39 ChristopherM80
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lol "the ps3 is like a jaguar, only rich intelgena people can have one"

lol i love this thread thanks TC =)

SaintsRowSam

no prob

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#40 nyoroism
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[QUOTE="nyoroism"][quote=""]

When I turned 16, I was too busy focusing on my 16.50/hr job, school, and friends. I was getting ready for college. I was planning my life. I am now a highly revered judge in the state of Ohio, so I know what I'm talking about when I say Nintendo is kiddy. I'm a judge after all, what I say goes. Rougehunter

I'm sure you all know who posted this.

Have no idea. Mr_sams:?

Me.
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#41 MrPostman4Chi
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Cows

"Just Wait"

Thats a classic quote and might be here on SW for the rest of the console war.

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"No, I said Metroid was the robot!"
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#43 MrDziekuje
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Anything by PS3_FTW.

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"Who said anything about intelligence? AI stands for art insperation" LOLOL
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#45 Omnisystem
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"Mass Effect will OWN every FF EVER MADE PERIOD."

Had it in my sig for a while...still makes me laugh.

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"What the hell is Samus? Metroid is a robot!"

I think it was Thug_Pikachu or PS3_FTW.
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#47 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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All the post from cow's when NPD sales numbers come in ...oh wait they ignore those threads :lol:
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#48 DragonfireXZ95
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Also

"There were no good games before Halo." - CherryShooter

Nerkcon

HAHAHA, I bet that guy was owned..

Also Wok7 said "PC can't do HD"

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#49 DragonfireXZ95
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The guy who just made the thread saying "my friend who works at gamestop said they just got Crysis on 360 in and I believe him."
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#50 Killfox
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How about anything tree_branch has said.