Funniest thing you've ever heard in an online game

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while i was playing battlefield 1942 free for all:

kid (after i had killed him again): you got no friends.

me: is that so?

kid: yeah you suck.

me: im beating you arernt i.

kid: yeah i aint trying.

me: why dont you try then?

kid: because im too good for you guys.

me: fair enough.

a few minutes pass...

kid: hey I think i've seen you before.

me; oh really, where?

kid: at an idiot convention.

me:...but that means you were there too.

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while i was playing battlefield 1942 free for all:

kid (after i had killed him again): you got no friends.

me: is that so?

kid: yeah you suck.

me: im beating you arernt i.

kid: yeah i aint trying.

me: why dont you try then?

kid: because im too good for you guys.

me: fair enough.

a few minutes pass...

kid: hey I think i've seen you before.

me; oh really, where?

kid: at an idiot convention.

me:...but that means you were there too.
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samusarmada

while i was playing battlefield 1942 free for all:

kid (after i had killed him again): you got no friends.

me: is that so?

kid: yeah you suck.

me: im beating you arernt i.

kid: yeah i aint trying.

me: why dont you try then?

kid: because im too good for you guys.

me: fair enough.

a few minutes pass...

kid: hey I think i've seen you before.

me; oh really, where?

kid: at an idiot convention.

me:...but that means you were there too.

samusarmada

Lol

Heres one i read somewhere else:

A kid was beating everyone at a halo game

Person: Hey kid how old are you?

Kid: 12

Person: Just the way i like em...

Kid logs out

while i was playing battlefield 1942 free for all:

kid (after i had killed him again): you got no friends.

me: is that so?

kid: yeah you suck.

me: im beating you arernt i.

kid: yeah i aint trying.

me: why dont you try then?

kid: because im too good for you guys.

me: fair enough.

a few minutes pass...

kid: hey I think i've seen you before.

me; oh really, where?

kid: at an idiot convention.

me:...but that means you were there too.

samusarmada

Nice :lol:

Lol

Heres one i read somewhere else:

A kid was beating everyone at a halo game

Person: Hey kid how old are you?

Kid: 12

Person: Just the way i like em...

Kid logs out

Wave360

[QUOTE="Wave360"]

Lol

Heres one i read somewhere else:

A kid was beating everyone at a halo game

Person: Hey kid how old are you?

Kid: 12

Person: Just the way i like em...

Kid logs out

darkslider99

Lol

Starts crying :)

[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="Wave360"]

Lol

Heres one i read somewhere else:

A kid was beating everyone at a halo game

Person: Hey kid how old are you?

Kid: 12

Person: Just the way i like em...

Kid logs out

Wave360

Lol

Starts crying :)

:lol: both awesome

This one time during a raid in world of warcraft a guildie said:

"BRB Guys, my girlfriend is living"

lol he meant leaving....but it was funny because i was like "Wait...she's living? is that a problem? you attempting to murder her or something? lol"

This one time during a raid in world of warcraft a guildie said:

"BRB Guys, my girlfriend is living"

lol he meant leaving....but it was funny because i was like "Wait...she's living? is that a problem? you attempting to murder her or something? lol"

Haxxor117

while i was playing battlefield 1942 free for all:

kid (after i had killed him again): you got no friends.

me: is that so?

kid: yeah you suck.

me: im beating you arernt i.

kid: yeah i aint trying.

me: why dont you try then?

kid: because im too good for you guys.

me: fair enough.

a few minutes pass...

kid: hey I think i've seen you before.

me; oh really, where?

kid: at an idiot convention.

me:...but that means you were there too.

samusarmada

Oh man, that guy got owned bad! :lol:

[QUOTE="Haxxor117"]

This one time during a raid in world of warcraft a guildie said:

"BRB Guys, my girlfriend is living"

lol he meant leaving....but it was funny because i was like "Wait...she's living? is that a problem? you attempting to murder her or something? lol"

darkslider99

thats probably why she was leaving.

Double team, Halo 2.

Score: 23 - 5

The kid was like screaming, me and my friend said " You suck noob." and he said " I beat up kids like you everyday."

Me and my friend laughed for about 10 minutes.

Then the next match we matched up with him again, when the match first started he said "****ERS" after dieing once and quit.

Double team, Halo 2.

Score: 23 - 5

The kid was like screaming, me and my friend said " You suck noob." and he said " I beat up kids like you everyday."

Me and my friend laughed for about 10 minutes.

Then the next match we matched up with him again, when the match first started he said *** after dieing once and quit.

Jamiemydearx3

Double team, Halo 2.

Score: 23 - 5

The kid was like screaming, me and my friend said " You suck noob." and he said " I beat up kids like you everyday."

Me and my friend laughed for about 10 minutes.

Then the next match we matched up with him again, when the match first started he said "****ERS" after dieing once and quit.

Jamiemydearx3

That's not funny. That's the reason why I can't stand some people on Xbox live because they feel the need to say nothing but trash talk, and very annoying trash talk.luigigreen

I was playing COD4 online. My team had a Brittish kid who just rippped on Americans the whole game. One person on my team, who was getting tired of the Brittish kid, said,"What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head before she died?" The kid said "What" Then the person on my team said," The window." The Brittish kid left after that. While it was absolutely hilarious, it was kind of a mean thing to say.zobo93

As an Englishman and strong Monarch supporter i am both shocked and appauled at this. Truly disgusting.

We all know it was the door frame, NOT the window. ;)

Playing CS and some kid wanted to join our clan, but we told him he has to pay 25 dollars to each clan member to join, and he started crying.Haziqonfire

In warhawk you hear the most retarded things ever

AgentA-Mi6

examples dude.

[QUOTE="AgentA-Mi6"]

In warhawk you hear the most retarded things ever

samusarmada

examples dude.

*WHY ? WHY? WHATS THE POINT OF THIS GAME IF YOU GUYS DONT LET ME GET INSIDE A ******** PLANE.

Everyone else has one and im here on the ground driving in circles with this stupid Humvee, Please let me get DAMN PLANE.

I SWEAR I'LL shoot you all down with AA artillery unless you people let me get an aircraft.

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We decided that we'd never let him get one for the rest of the match XD.

[QUOTE="Haziqonfire"]Playing CS and some kid wanted to join our clan, but we told him he has to pay 25 dollars to each clan member to join, and he started crying.darkslider99

omg, I wish I could say everything i've heard on Socom before, there were times I was tearing because I was laughing so hard.

My old clan in Socom2 was the funniest too, we used to teamkill each other when we were in clan wars, we'd get pissed at each other for no reason, i swear that was the funnest game i've ever played online just because of the clan. Socom 3 clan was pretty dam funny too because the leader was Russian, he always had that accent it was funny everytime he'd get pissed off at people.

I LOVE the trash talking and arguments, its so dam funny i could sit in a lobby for like an hour just listening to these people back and forth and not get bored.

So, this one time my friend Shadow Hosi and I were playing Halo 2, and there was this little kid running around swearing and saying racist things like little kids playing Halo like to do. So my friend decides he is going to hunt this little kid, while calling out the name we made for him, 'Skeeter'.

Now, the reason we called him Skeeter is because he had a high-pitched little kid voice, with a thick southern accent, and he was trying desperately to be ghetto.

Try to image what that would sound like for a moment.

So my friend is running around, being completely ignored by the other team, hunting this kid, saying "C'mere Skeeter! Where you at Skeeter? Got you some Pop Tarts and honey-baked ham!" and when he finally found Skeeter to kill him, he would say, "There you are Skeeter! *THWACK* Shut up, Skeeter."

So after doing this many, MANY times, the match ended, and this little kid started with the trash talk. Well, he tried to. First he claimed that he could rap better than us, then began to recite the alphabet, which he then proceeded to get wrong. We told him that he got it wrong, his reason being "I was just testing you."

But the gem of that depressing conversation was this, a saying that me and Hosi use to this day for our own personal amusement, and I quote:

"Your mom is so fat, when she goes to the 99 cent store, she gets a discount."

The end.

On counterstrike, had a guy on my team, sounded like a complete gangsta..

We ran into this room, and he screamed:

*FLASH THEY ASS*.

It made me LMAO

I loled pretty hard at these TF2 vids.

Part 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoKaoJu0m4

Part 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

more!... oh god more!!!

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funniest was when me and 2 friends were taking cover close to boomshot in gridlock (ranked match). 2 of us were behind a car and the other one was was where the boomshot is....and there was enemy sniper looking at us....one of my friend peaked out a little (te one who was next to boomshot) and sais "yo iceman i left the boomshot for u..." and kaboom as soon as he said 'u' his head got blown by sniper lol it might not sound funny here but man me and other friend who were behind car laughed our a** off
Edit: oops forgot to say in gears of war that happened

I loled pretty hard at these TF2 vids.

Part 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoKaoJu0m4

Part 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ

BillGreen68

That second one is pure genius.

[QUOTE="darkslider99"][QUOTE="Haxxor117"]

This one time during a raid in world of warcraft a guildie said:

"BRB Guys, my girlfriend is living"

lol he meant leaving....but it was funny because i was like "Wait...she's living? is that a problem? you attempting to murder her or something? lol"

samusarmada

thats probably why she was leaving.

lol

[QUOTE="zobo93"]I was playing COD4 online. My team had a Brittish kid who just rippped on Americans the whole game. One person on my team, who was getting tired of the Brittish kid, said,"What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head before she died?" The kid said "What" Then the person on my team said," The window." The Brittish kid left after that. While it was absolutely hilarious, it was kind of a mean thing to say.Frozzik

As an Englishman and strong Monarch supporter i am both shocked and appauled at this. Truly disgusting.

We all know it was the door frame, NOT the window. ;)

As a Scot and an anti-Monarchist, I lol'd :P

Yeah, you can thank the Daily Mail and Daily Express for that information. In fact, we probably get reminded of that like every week ;)

I only own a Wii atm, but I do get really annoyed when im beating people on Mario Strikers and they just bugger off. It really takes the shine off the win. Especially since im not really a veteran player of Strikers yet.

[QUOTE="BillGreen68"]

I loled pretty hard at these TF2 vids.

Part 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoKaoJu0m4

Part 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ

stephant_6

That second one is pure genius.

I was playin battlefeild modern combat on the original xbox and me and this other guy I forget his gamertag were in some New TV van with a machine gun turret ontop. Im driving down this straight road at top speed dodging assailt weapons fire rockets and grenades and whatever they could throw at us. We are finally in the clear and IM still driving full speed down the same road when I drive right into a cleverly placed minefeild an enemy player layed down.

I hit the E-brakes on the van and it stops right in the middle of the mine feild I get out of the van (the smart thing to do)and I back away from the van this is the conversation I had with the other player who was with me (but still IN the van) :

Me: Hey *inserts gamertag* dont move man!!! Just stay there

Guy: I dont know what to do theres mines everywere (in a panicking voice)

Mind you at this time he switched positions from the turret to the back of the van which made it all the more funnier

Me: Dude just dont move and you will be alright

Guy: Dude!! What am I gona do this is a fu....

And before he could finish saying that curse word one of my team members come barreling through in a jeep hits the van and pushes it into all the mines blowing up himself and the van in a big gigantic fire ball :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me and my buddy that was watching were on the floor rolling for about 10 minutes because it was sooo funny :lol:

I'm Canadian, and I always tell a lot of American's stupid things, such as I live in an igloo, I travel by dogsled, and I always ask what summer is.

My favorite line ever though is when my brother told some American that we just finished building our first highway. Sad thing was, he beleived us.

[QUOTE="stephant_6"][QUOTE="BillGreen68"]

I loled pretty hard at these TF2 vids.

Part 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPoKaoJu0m4

Part 2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUPzN7tp7bQ

Candy-Star

That second one is pure genius.

lol they were funny. especially the trivia quiz :lol: however its people like this who will annoy other people a lot (warning strong language) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4dfaylxz1A