Gamepro's Feature: How To Tell If You're a Fanboy

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#1 BlueBarad
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From Gamepro 

Are you a fanboy or just a spirited debater? Our six-point guide will put you on the path to self-discovery.

Friends don't let friends act like fanboys

There are two types of fanboys in the world: those who passionately support a team, product, company or organization in a balanced way, and those who passionately support something to the point of becoming an irrational, spitting tornado of anger. The first type is normal and is the result of a healthy competitive nature. The problem, however, is when a person becomes unwilling to objectively criticize what is being rooted for; criticism that is in the best interest of both the consuming individual and the "team" in question.

The last thing the world needs is another article on fanboys. To highlight them is to encourage them; something most try to avoid. However, we think it's important to admonish their culture in the hopes of changing it. Once that happens, video game culture can only improve. So the next time you're staring at your face in the mirror, ask yourself this question: does this list apply to you?

1. You become upset when something you like is questioned.

Fanboys almost universally interpret criticism as a bad thing, generally responding with hostility. The irony of this is that unbridled enthusiasm benefits no one in the long run. When consumer products are blindly followed without criticism, improvement is frustrated and buyers ultimately get the shaft. It's in everyone's best interest to honestly evaluate what's being sold, be that a system made by Sony, Microsoft, or Nintendo.

2. You are intellectually dishonest.

If you truly believe you are always right and can never be wrong, you -- my friend -- are intellectually dishonest. Common side affects include an unwillingness to hear out opposing arguments, an overlying fear of facts, a rejection of the truth, and opining without requisite context or knowledge (even worse, without thoroughly reading the issues being discussed!).

3. You resort to personal attacks during debate.

Fanboys let their myopic revelry define who there are. Pinning your very existence on the success of a mass market product like the Xbox 360 or PS3 can be a scary thing. Thus, personal insecurity often drives fanboys to spew trite insults and hateful speech when engaging with others in a discussion. The Urban Dictionary aptly describes the occurrence, "[They] put down people who don't like whatever it is they like and will disregard any factors that differ from their point of view." If you have a tough time separating emotion from discussion, you might be a fanboy.

4. The defeat of your enemy is more rewarding than your victory.

Rooting for the success of a "team" is one thing. In fact, millions of Americans do this daily for professional sports teams, favored products, even company stock. But relentlessly celebrating the loss of another in place of your own victory is problematic. I'm not talking about cheering when the Yankees lose; I'm talking about finding pleasure in spamming rival console forums, sabotaging Wikipedia entries, and disrupting the peaceful assembly of others.

5. You bring nothing new to a conversation.

Shipped consoles versus sold? We've all heard that tired argument a thousand times. Does it really matter? If you feel strongly about a subject, make an informed, creative case while backing it up with facts and cross-references. Look to enlighten the argument, not rehash the same points ad nauseum. Better yet, try a different approach if you feel you're not being heard. If "you suck" is the best counter argument you have, you're not even trying.

6. You are anti-fanboy.

Don't get me wrong -- no one likes a troll. But if you've made it your life's work to counter and antagonize fanboys, you're only adding to the problem. Anti-fanboys regularly accuse others of being fanboys in derogatory fashion. It's a vicious cycle. The name gets loosely thrown around yet tells more of the individual using the term than the person it's directed at. Calling someone a fanboy without proper cause is merely evidence of a weak mind trying to get noticed.

No one is completely devoid of bias, and everyone has a little fanboy in 'em. But extremes should be avoided. Ultimately, fanboyism is just blind consumerism most commonly found during one's formative years; the driving force largely being irrationality. So take heed, gamers. And embrace the idea of a world with a lot less aggravation.

Link at http://gamepro.com/gamepro/domestic/games/features/110788.shtml

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#2 tango90101
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it's odd , but EVERY one of those remind me of ps3 fanboys....:lol:
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This should be stickied. Anti-fanboys annoy me more than fanboys at any rate.
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Funny that Sonypro... err Gamepro says such a thing. Even PSM is less biased than Gamepro. Hypocrisy at its finest.
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#5 11Marcel
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I'm not a fanboy :D... But I knew that already. This is also definately not the only fanboy test on the internet. Those symptoms are pretty serious though. If you're feeling like that you're far off.
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#6 11Marcel
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Funny that Sonypro... err Gamepro says such a thing. Even PSM is less biased than Gamepro. Hypocrisy at its finest.SemiMaster
Maybe they're the normal fans, but still not the fanboys. They describe those too... ...actually they were pretty positive about fans of a side... ...hmmm....
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Heh, write Gamepro and tell them print media is obsolete since 90% of every story in every mag was read about, discussed, digested, flamed, defended, linked, modded, locked, and beat to death three weeks before their magazine was published and see what kind of fanboy responce you get from them.

 

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#9 jigglebilly1983
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I could think of so many people on this forum all those apply to. This article made me realize just how much I despise fanboys. i generally leave them be though.
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there you have it. 90% of the people on this system wars forum.
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Gamepro should do a feature on how to tell if you're a crappy magazine/website. They have lots of experience with that.But I guess the fanboy thing will do for now, as of late they've certainly been guilty of that..Maybe they got this one right. God knows everything else they've done, stinks.
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C.C. this to NYCGamer, Germanshepard, IronMaidenLives, PS3D0....
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Gamepro should do a feature on how to tell if you're a crappy magazine/website. They have lots of experience with that.But I guess the fanboy thing will do for now, as of late they've certainly been guilty of that..Maybe they got this one right. God knows everything else they've done, stinks.heretrix
lol, I have not even seen a copy of Gamepro in about five years, seriously. Do they still have little smiley and frowny faces in the reviews?
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[QUOTE="heretrix"]Gamepro should do a feature on how to tell if you're a crappy magazine/website. They have lots of experience with that.But I guess the fanboy thing will do for now, as of late they've certainly been guilty of that..Maybe they got this one right. God knows everything else they've done, stinks.Riverwolf007
lol, I have not even seen a copy of Gamepro in about five years, seriously. Do they still have little smiley and frowny faces in the reviews?

Um... I think so, but I've not read one in a while either considering they are all wrapped in plastic like some sort of shielding to prevent us lowly peons from reading the sacred scripture that lies within.

Seriously, online Video Game sites like Gamespot and IGN are so much better and more reliable and less biased. Oh yea, they also have up to date and generally accurate news. 

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This is the stupid!  This article is trying to get rid of fanboys?  Those 6 points are points that all humans have.  Just look at the first one, people always get upset when their way of life, and what they have believed or so long is challenged.  Thats obvious with religious people.  This just applys to people who are devoted to anything, not just consoles.
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Speaking of fanboys, Is Mcdonaldsguy still around? I heard that he got banned, but I aint sure....
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That is so Dual_Shockin.
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[QUOTE="heretrix"]Gamepro should do a feature on how to tell if you're a crappy magazine/website. They have lots of experience with that.But I guess the fanboy thing will do for now, as of late they've certainly been guilty of that..Maybe they got this one right. God knows everything else they've done, stinks.Riverwolf007
lol, I have not even seen a copy of Gamepro in about five years, seriously. Do they still have little smiley and frowny faces in the reviews?

I have no idea. I haven't read it in awhile. But I have been to the website occasionally, usually when a story is linked from either Digg or someplace else. They have not managed to change my mind about the quality sadly enough. The website is free and I don't go there unless I'm steered there.
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it's odd , but EVERY one of those remind me of ps3 fanboys....:lol:tango90101
you just fell into number 6.
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C.C. this to NYCGamer, Germanshepard, IronMaidenLives, PS3D0....D0013ER
KeyWii to.....oh wait KeyWii's already been exiled from GS.:P