Gears of war is the game you need to get the girls

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#1 NOODLES_07
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i had a few girls in my room the other day , i was playing gears blowin guys apart with my host shotgun the girls crigned i turned round smiled they were got aww and stuff every time i got a kill then i got teh chainsaw out

handed the joypad over to her she had a shot,she sucked, but the point is a man playing a game with goar proves the man aint a nerd

(i recomend a wii if you want the girl to have a good time)

but playing gears has more goar than any ps3 and wii game,also gta SAN ANDREAS girls like that,so guys go back to your WOW or resistance or what ever geek game you play

girls find gears of war cool,they find any wii game fun
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#2 astor47
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I'm loling so hard right now... seriously
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i had a few girls in my room the other day , i was playing gears blowin guys apart with my host shotgun the girls crigned i turned round smiled they were got aww and stuff every time i got a kill then i got teh chainsaw out

handed the joypad over to her she had a shot,she sucked, but the point is a man playing a game with goar proves the man aint a nerd

(i recomend a wii if you want the girl to have a good time)

but playing gears has more goar than any ps3 and wii game,also gta SAN ANDREAS girls like that,so guys go back to your WOW or resistance or what ever geek game you play

girls find gears of war cool,they find any wii game funNOODLES_07

you couldnt possibly have just said that.....

as we all know, games suck unless there full of gore, yes, thats how you spell it.

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#4 Relys
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Life is the game you need to get the girls.

The last time you had a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through your toilet paper.

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#5 DuDisNow
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To get a girl, you need to show her respect and show her you care about her. Only noobs say you need a video game/system/movies/anything but yourself to get a girl.
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#6 EVOLV3
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To get girls you need a DS and Nintendogs
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#7 stereointegrity
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haha spawning of other threads...this should get interesting
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#8 NOODLES_07
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BTW i just sniffed my control pad i smell femail pefume FTW,

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=661690

my bebo you cant acess it but as you will see in my PIC for bebo i have LOTS of friends...
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#9 Rigga911
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super mario bros on nes gets girls so horny
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#10 klausklaus
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... not to say a big car won't help ... it does ;)
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#11 jigglebilly1983
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Real world Update: Games dont get you the ladies. at least not the ones you want to get. only 5 percent of the female gaming population fall into the attractive/socially functional catergory. Trust me on this one. At first they think its cute, and then as the relationship marches on, they think its less cute, then it just pisses them off. Unless you lucky like me and you make a convert of your lady, you want be gaming as much as you used to. now if i can only convince her that my Transformers collection is a good thing.........
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#12 LibertySaint
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lol....yeah they were laughing and smiling alright, thats a fact, but do they like u or the game? Do they think its childish is the question when ever playing it....but yes i know girls do like gears for some reason, that and cod2 and the GH series.
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BTW i just sniffed my control pad i smell femail pefume FTW,

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=661690

my bebo you cant acess it but as you will see in my PIC for bebo i have LOTS of friends...
NOODLES_07

okay, thats just Stalker-ish now

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#14 Dante2710
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unless u have some serious insecurity...i could care less whether a girl thinks im a nerd or not...if i am...then im a proud nerd
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#15 hellrazor06
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id prob just sit and watch lol i got bored oh gears around mid last year, im more of a ps3 girl haha, but i got love for my 360 (wen the games i want for it come out) also my wii :D
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unless u have some serious insecurity...i could care less whether a girl thinks im a nerd or not...if i am...then im a proud nerdDante2710
spoken like a true champion
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You are hilarious. Thanks :D
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i am playing 360 in public at the mall i must be rolling in the pus sy
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To get a girl, you need to show her respect and show her you care about her. Only noobs say you need a video game/system/movies/anything but yourself to get a girl.DuDisNow

My mother told me this as well. I find out later this is crazy talk. The majority seem to go for the Jerks. If you dont act like a jerk every now and again she will get bored of you. Its an annoying little game I cannot freaking stand.

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#20 CelineDion
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I'm only impressed when men play Super Mario Galaxy.

It lets me know they're secure in their identity.

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#21 linkin_guy109
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my girl is more into rock band and guitar hero
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#23 hellrazor06
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[QUOTE="DuDisNow"]To get a girl, you need to show her respect and show her you care about her. Only noobs say you need a video game/system/movies/anything but yourself to get a girl.GabeBlack

My mother told me this as well. I find out later this is crazy talk. The majority seem to go for the Jerks. If you dont act like a jerk every now and again she will get bored of you. Its an annoying little game I cannot freaking stand.

its usualy the insecure girls that go for jerks ive noticed, i pick my men carfully haha

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#24 Hydrolex
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Sounds like you were drunk and you had party with men. lol No girls like killing in video games
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[QUOTE="DuDisNow"]To get a girl, you need to show her respect and show her you care about her. Only noobs say you need a video game/system/movies/anything but yourself to get a girl.GabeBlack

My mother told me this as well. I find out later this is crazy talk. The majority seem to go for the Jerks. If you dont act like a jerk every now and again she will get bored of you. Its an annoying little game I cannot freaking stand.

I learned this on my own, because girls that dress in short shorts and skinny shirts don't want to be girlfriends, they don't want to be anything. To get into a true relationship, follow your mothers words
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I'm only impressed when men play Super Mario Galaxy.

It lets me know they're secure in their identity.

:|

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change it to barbie`s horse adventure...and i`ll agree lol
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[QUOTE="DuDisNow"]To get a girl, you need to show her respect and show her you care about her. Only noobs say you need a video game/system/movies/anything but yourself to get a girl.GabeBlack

My mother told me this as well. I find out later this is crazy talk. The majority seem to go for the Jerks. If you dont act like a jerk every now and again she will get bored of you. Its an annoying little game I cannot freaking stand.

If a girl gets bored of you, she was never that into you anyway. or your still in high school. either way, it wasnt meant to lasr for however long.

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playing subpar action games get you women huh? I'm happy for you :/
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#29 blackice1983
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To get a girl, you need to show her respect and show her you care about her. Only noobs say you need a video game/system/movies/anything but yourself to get a girl.DuDisNow

so basically you lie to her. "baby i care about you " and bam you'll be rubbing her *****

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#30 blackice1983
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playing subpar action games get you women huh? I'm happy for you :/ninjaxams

subpar oh lawd

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is this a new theme or something? :?
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[QUOTE="ninjaxams"]playing subpar action games get you women huh? I'm happy for you :/blackice1983

subpar oh lawd

hey, a yugo with a slick paintjob is still a yugo. same applies to gears. problem was most people werent able to see thru it.

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Pffht Virgins/ :lol:
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#34 blackice1983
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Pffht Virgins/ :lol:A_New_Life

the first one to call somebody a virgin usually is the virgin bubu do you feel it

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To get girls you need money. Or food. Depends.
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#36 blackice1983
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[QUOTE="blackice1983"]

[QUOTE="ninjaxams"]playing subpar action games get you women huh? I'm happy for you :/jigglebilly1983

subpar oh lawd

hey, a yugo with a slick paintjob is still a yugo. same applies to gears. problem was most people werent able to see thru it.

funny how i dont care about graphics in games after the first 5 min. and seening how gears lasted a good year of play for me i will have to disagree

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#37 blackice1983
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To get girls you need money. Or food. Depends.jackvegas21

in highschool its all about the cars, toned body and how good you can dance.

curls for the girls

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#38 majadamus
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...were teh gurlz h4wt? :oops: ....lolz :lol:
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#39 Bigboi500
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Lol this guy must be joking, that or he's around thirteen. If one really wants "goar" in a game get No More Heroes. It has more "goar" than GeoW and San Andreas combined.
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BTW i just sniffed my control pad i smell femail pefume FTW,NOODLES_07
 UNSETTLING.
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[QUOTE="DuDisNow"]To get a girl, you need to show her respect and show her you care about her. Only noobs say you need a video game/system/movies/anything but yourself to get a girl.GabeBlack

My mother told me this as well. I find out later this is crazy talk. The majority seem to go for the Jerks. If you dont act like a jerk every now and again she will get bored of you. Its an annoying little game I cannot freaking stand.

man speaks truth. nice guys finish last.
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#43 Bigboi500
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[QUOTE="GabeBlack"]

[QUOTE="DuDisNow"]To get a girl, you need to show her respect and show her you care about her. Only noobs say you need a video game/system/movies/anything but yourself to get a girl.wiebs

My mother told me this as well. I find out later this is crazy talk. The majority seem to go for the Jerks. If you dont act like a jerk every now and again she will get bored of you. Its an annoying little game I cannot freaking stand.

man speaks truth. nice guys finish last.

You guys must be unlucky with the ladies or watch too many movies if you believe that dribble.
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#44 Godofnerdyness
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If a girl is excited by gore, quite frankly, I want to stay the hell away from her.
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#45 CubePrime_basic
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If a girl is excited by gore, quite frankly, I want to stay the hell away from her.Godofnerdyness
maybe she lieks it till it bleeds n she'd be liek ''ya omg teh sex is bloody ftw''
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#46 CelineDion
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To get girls you need money. Or food. Depends.jackvegas21

...

FOOD?!?!

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i had a few girls in my room the other day , i was playing gears blowin guys apart with my host shotgun the girls crigned i turned round smiled they were got aww and stuff every time i got a kill then i got teh chainsaw out

handed the joypad over to her she had a shot,she sucked, but the point is a man playing a game with goar proves the man aint a nerd

(i recomend a wii if you want the girl to have a good time)

but playing gears has more goar than any ps3 and wii game,also gta SAN ANDREAS girls like that,so guys go back to your WOW or resistance or what ever geek game you play

girls find gears of war cool,they find any wii game funNOODLES_07

Nah your still a nerd and/or a geek, just based on your post.

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[QUOTE="jigglebilly1983"][QUOTE="blackice1983"]

[QUOTE="ninjaxams"]playing subpar action games get you women huh? I'm happy for you :/blackice1983

subpar oh lawd

hey, a yugo with a slick paintjob is still a yugo. same applies to gears. problem was most people werent able to see thru it.

funny how i dont care about graphics in games after the first 5 min. and seening how gears lasted a good year of play for me i will have to disagree

dense?
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#49 CommanderTy
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Ok first of all you nerds girls and games do not mix thats fact maybe mention to them once or twice you like playing games but really i mean come on ive never had a chick that loved any game cept super rub what ever that lame ducky game on PSN but really thats about it if you wanna sho a girl a good time take em up to the canyon and proceed to do all of which is necessary :D dont show them your games never works unless your playing with really fat and horrific women that would be better off called a dude but i dont hang out with them i like to take them on my boat rather show them my games
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#50 Blackbond
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BlackBond says no, just no. The only game system the average girl wants to play is the Wii. Infact I am going to when I get free time video tape girls coming into my dorm room and I'll ask them if they want to play Gears of War, Halo 3, a PS3 game, NMH, SMG, Wii Sports or whatever.

I'm sick of these made up stories. I really am. Like always I will prove this crap wrong and inaccurate.