Haze will redefine the first-person shooter as we know it.

Unlike past FPS's, Haze will actually make players feel the experience to the point where some may actually come down with Shellshock after extended play. Also, Six-axis will actually train the player's fingers to be deadly weapons outside the living/TV room as well as in it, possibly providing the cure for arthritis as a side effect. So old people as well as young people will want to get their hands on it. Also, Korn will be doing a unique song for the game as well allowing them to hit the top of music charts instantly due to the sheer addiction players will feel to the game and thus to Korn. Developers are even saying that eating actual corn while playing Haze will enhance one's skills at rocking on Guitar Hero and Rock Band. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE. The enhancement drug Nectar will be so popular in the game that thousands of different types will be sold and downloaded online for inclusion into combat. Some players may even get arrested for abusing it in Haze tournaments and events. I swear on my official court summons to psychiatric therapy that Haze will be a friggin PHENOMENON!

This is gonna be good.

Hope you got paid by Free Radical for this.

How about no?

It looks like a good game. But not a super uber fantastic game.

Yeah hard to say, little info has even been released on the game to even give it hype. But Free Radical has a good record so it might be good although not re-defining the FPS genre... Don't think theres really anything you could do to it other than add moogles to the mix.

Also, Six-axis will actually train the player's fingers to be deadly weapons outside the living/TV room as well as in it, possibly providing the cure for arthritis as a side effect.nervmeister

I lol'ed at that.

Hope you got paid by Free Radical for this.

II-FBIsniper-II

Haze looks like a cool game but...

This is the funniest thread I've read all day. :lol:

Unlike past FPS's, Haze will actually make players feel the experience to the point where some may actually come down with Shellshock after extended play. Also, Six-axis will actually train the player's fingers to be deadly weapons outside the living/TV room as well as in it, possibly providing the cure for arthritis as a side effect. So old people as well as young people will want to get their hands on it. Also, Korn will be doing a unique song for the game as well allowing them to hit the top of music charts instantly due to the sheer addiction players will feel to the game and thus to Korn. Developers are even saying that eating actual corn while playing Haze will enhance one's skills at rocking on Guitar Hero and Rock Band. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE. The enhancement drug Nectar will be so popular in the game that thousands of different types will be sold and downloaded online for inclusion into combat. Some players may even get arrested for abusing it in Haze tournaments and events. I swear on my official court summons to psychiatric therapy that Haze will be a friggin PHENOMENON!

nervmeister

So are you making fun of HAZE or do you like it? If You do like it, then you did not even metion one thing about the actual game or Gameplay.

Yeah, no. This game will flop.PlasmaBeam44

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Unlike past FPS's, Haze will actually make players feel the experience to the point where some may actually come down with Shellshock after extended play. Also, Six-axis will actually train the player's fingers to be deadly weapons outside the living/TV room as well as in it, possibly providing the cure for arthritis as a side effect. So old people as well as young people will want to get their hands on it. Also, Korn will be doing a unique song for the game as well allowing them to hit the top of music charts instantly due to the sheer addiction players will feel to the game and thus to Korn. Developers are even saying that eating actual corn while playing Haze will enhance one's skills at rocking on Guitar Hero and Rock Band. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE. The enhancement drug Nectar will be so popular in the game that thousands of different types will be sold and downloaded online for inclusion into combat. Some players may even get arrested for abusing it in Haze tournaments and events. I swear on my official court summons to psychiatric therapy that Haze will be a friggin PHENOMENON!

VladTheImpaler

So are you making fun of HAZE or do you like it? If You do like it, then you did not even metion one thing about the actual game or Gameplay.

I decided to lok up what teh game was, then I saw it was done by free radical. I have nothing against their company, but they aren't well known for making the kind of game you just tried to apparently describe.kittykatz5k

I just wish they would can Haze and focus all their efforts on TimeSplitters 4.

Problem is, Free Radical are terrible at coming up with new ideas, they are only stupendous at taking whats been done and polishing it to a mirror sheen. Haze will be as mediocre as every other 5.0-7.5 title that has been released in the past.

I decided to lok up what teh game was, then I saw it was done by free radical. I have nothing against their company, but they aren't well known for making the kind of game you just tried to apparently describe.kittykatz5k

This is the guy who said PS3s get chicks...right?AlphaRail

Problem is, Free Radical are terrible at coming up with new ideas, they are only stupendous at taking whats been done and polishing it to a mirror sheen. Haze will be as mediocre as every other 5.0-7.5 title that has been released in the past.

foxhound_fox

It has some cool ideas like Playing dead, stealing the Mantel soldiers guns, using Necter which makes you more powerful but you kind've see the world through Rose colored glasses.Nintendo_Ownes7

[QUOTE="Nintendo_Ownes7"]It has some cool ideas like Playing dead, stealing the Mantel soldiers guns, using Necter which makes you more powerful but you kind've see the world through Rose colored glasses.foxhound_fox

It's tough to differentiate between innovative gameplay and a gimmick. The Wii-mote is seen as innovative by some, but others call it a gimmick. Same with Halo 3's forge system.nervmeister

hahahahah

utter crap

haze is nothing special i played it and was not impressed bioshoch far outdo it

This is gonna be good.

CB4McGusto

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh man that is freaking hilarious!!! lol. Great post man, great.