I just don't understand it. I've never thought something was a garbage title as much as I thought No More Heroes was.
The plot was so over the top and ridiculous, the start of the game was a sad attempt at backstory. I mean, come on, a gamer who gets a sword and becomes a master hitman? It's just stupid.
How the combat was used with the Wii remote felt good at first, but then it just got old. There was FAR too much blood. It just screamed "12 year olds will love this with a passion" I can honestly tell you I felt sick after playing that game. Not because of the blood, but because everything seemed so cheesy.
The free roam was pointless in every way. I don't enjoy playing an attempted GTA ripoff with a virtually empty world.
The language was terrible. Now don't get me wrong, I don't mind a game that has strong language at various points to describe emotion, but to just use curses gratuitously throughout the game for no reason other than to attempt to sound cool. It felt like the entire point of the game was to try to make younger gamers say "Oh boy! He said a curse word! Hehehehehe!"
Those guitar sounds I heard at various points were so ridiculous, it felt like I was watching some early 90's teen movie where some teen hero crashes through a window to the sound of some guitar riffs in the background.
Getting to the point, after playing this game I assumed it would be a complete flop. Then I come to various forums and see that people actually enjoyed it.
All I have to say is.... How?
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