1. Attack something that's popular in SW
E.G: "Uncharted 2 sucks, the story was copy pasta'd..."
E.G: "Half-Life 2 was one of the worst FPS games ever, it was so linear and the A.I sucked..."
E.G: "Super Mario Galaxy is an over-rated turd. Halo was better..."
2. Make ridiculous claims.
E.G: "Gaming PC's cost $1000's of dollars and the PS3 can do it better anyways..."
E.G: "PSN is free only because it sucks..."
E.G: "Bungie isn't making a sequel to Halo 3 because exclusivity on the Xbox 360 made them broke..."
3. Post ridiculous and biased comparisons.
E.G: *Show a comparison of cherry-picked Halo: Reach screenshots and S.T.A.L.K.E.R running on a Low End PC*
E.G: *Compare the graphics of a four year old PS3 game and a brand new PC game*
4. Claim that a hated game/company/developer is actually good.
E.G: "Activision is actually doing good for the gaming industry and FF13 was a masterpeice..."
E.G: "Modern Warfare 2 was the best thing that ever happened to FPS games!"
E.G: "Bobby Kotick is a prophet of gaming! I love him!"
5. Have a sensationalized thread title with a few words in ALL CAPS .
E.G: "Halo: Reach BETTER graphics than KILLZONE 2...scientific EVIDENCE!"
E.G: "GT5 makes Forza 3 look like LAST GEN TURD!"
6. Say completely false statements that purposefuly incite anger (without sounding like a troll).
E.G: "PSN sucks OMG...you cant even use mics and its so laggy and you have to wait like an hour to get into a game..."
E.G: "FACT, every single game released on the 360 is a generic FPS. What a lame console..."
E.G: "GT5 only has like 30 cars wow this game sucks and Forza 3 has more features and foilage..."
7. Accuse fanboys/Microsoft/Nintendo/Sony/etc of being desperate and running out of ideas.
E.G: "Sony is broke! That's why they copied Nintendo with PS Move..."
E.G: "Kinect is just a glorified Eye Toy, M$ running out of ideas!"
E.G: "360 only has FPS games, M$ cant make anything original..."
8. Over-exaggerate EVERYTHING.
E.G: "WOW! Sony is light-years behind Microsoft in sales! 3 million units behind! They'll never catch up!..."
E.G: "Gears of War 2 scored %2 more than KZ2 on Metacritic, its on a completely different level!..."
E.G: "HAHA! The 360 version of Mafia 2 runs at one frame higher and has a pop-in distance two inches longer, SUPERIOR VERSION BY FAR!!"
E.G: "Forza 3 has 2 more cars than GT5! WOW LMFAO COWS HAVE FUN DRIVING THE SAME CAR OVER AND OVER AGAIN!"
9. Discretely attack another platform for absolutely no reason.
E.G: "Yeah man totally agree, JRPGs are better than WRPGs. The PS3 has far more WRPGs than the 360, it must be better a better console..."
E.G: "Oh my god! I've waited for Beyond Good and Evil 2 for ages! Its obviously going to be better on the PC..."
E.G: "Wow that demo of that new ID engine was epic! But it would obviously run best on the Wii..."
10. Have a controversial and completely idiotic subject.
E.G: "Single-player only games should die..."
E.G: "World of Warcraft promotes promiscuity in teenagers..."
E.G: "Videogames should be free and devs should pay us to play their games..."
E.G: "All FPS games need perks!..."
E.G: "JRPGs would be much better if they were in first person..."
E.G: "Counter-Strike sucks because it didn't have killstreaks..."
11. Accuse everyone of being a fanboy
E.G: "Wow! I gotta admit, Napoleon: Total War looks great and it also-" -- "WOW! BIASED HERMIT ALRERTZ!"
E.G: "Yeah, Uncharted 2 has pretty good graphics..." -- "WOW! What a 360 fanboy! He was probably paid by M$ to say that!"
E.G: "Hey who saw the new BioShock Infinate trailer?" -- "Wow Cow!" -- "Wait, what? I don't even..."
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