I know it's only been three months....But Still.....

Yes, I know it's been what? less than three months when the Wii and the PS3 launched and this is a marathon, not a sprint and Sony Defense boyz keep on using this as their primary excuse as to why the PS3 is performing bad. But still, I would like to point out that even in a marathon, if you let your competitors a too much of a lead, you will still loose the race in the end. and so far, the situation looks like this (It's a bit long but please stick with me here):

MS:

MS decided in order to win, they need a year worth of head start. Unfortunatly, they didn't see that their shoe-laces were tied and the approaching dreaded three red rings. MS leaves the starting block and......

"OOOUUUUCCCHHHHH!!!!!" falls flat on their face! "Ohh, AHHH, what is with those dreaded three-red rings?!?!?!"

Good Ol' Billy Gates comes in and took one good look at the X360 with the three dreaded three read rings of death and starts screaming like an injured WWII Grunt in one of the many WWII shooters, "Medic, MEDIC [SIZE="6"]MEDIC[/SIZE]!!!!" The MS medic team arrives!

Meanwhile, the Sony Cowboyz in the stands:

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! POOR MS!!!! Wez Gonna be TeH WiNSOooRRRZzzZZzzz!!!!"

Billy," Give me Oblivion, STAT!!!! Give GRAW NOW!!! Give me SPlinter Cell quick!!! And finally, I need GeoW NOW!!!!" Throws all of them in the X360 and then goes to work on chasing the Three red rings. Finally...

The X360 wakes up and go, "OHHH!!!! AHHH!!! Headache!!!" Billy tosses it two asprins. X360, "Ahh!! Much better! Thanks ol' Billy pal!" Billy, "No problem!!!" X360 goes off and starts running again. Takes two turns on the tracks, waves to the third party developers and supporters in the stands and leaves the stadium. Third-Party developers look at eachother and go running to billy about developing for the system.

Next up, we have Nintendo.

Nintendo on the sideline preparing for the next-gen race. Bandages and Ben-Gay all over it's body after the beating it took for the N64 and the NGC.

Sony Cowboyz:

"BUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Hey Kidtendo!!!! You ready to give up!??!?!? Cause we gonna be tEh WinSORZZZZZ!!!!"

MS Lemmings:

"HAHAHA!!! Look at them. Nintendo don't have a chance!"

Third party developers.

"Well, I'm thinking about developing for MS. They look great!" Second developer, "Yea, I'm sony here. Nintendo ain't got a chance!"

Meanwhile, on the sideline, Nintendo goes to work with their screwdrivers, hydrospanners and magnitic wrenchs and then pulls out the Wii-mote.

Third PArty:

"Hmm, looks intersting. Nahhh......Nintendo don't have a Chance!"

Sony Cowboyz:

"OHHH GODDD!!! OH JEEZ!!! Kidtendo cracks me up!!!! They think they gonna win with a VIBRATOR!!!!!!"

MS Lemmings:

"BUHAHAHAA!!! Look at their shoes. Those shoes are like from 5 years ago!!! They think they gonna win in THOSE while the X360 has the newest Nike "Super duper ultra faster thingofmajiggy 200064545?!?!?!""

Nintendo approaches the starting gate and uses the force on the Wii-mote. The Wii-mote changes into a rocket pack and Nintendo calmly puts it on.

Sony Cowboyz, "WTF?!?!?!?"

MS Lemmings, "What the hell is THAT thing?!?!?"

Nintendo swallows 10,000 gallons of rocket fuel call hype and goes, "BURP" and lights a match under its butt.

VARRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM Everyone goes dizzy as the Wii runs 20 dozen rings around the stadium tracks and then blows everyone's shirts and shorts off as it leaves the stadium.

Sony Cowboyz, ":eek: :eek: :eek: !!! We better go on some damage control!!!! Hey, the Wii suckzoorsss!!! The Wiimote is the GimmiCKa!!!" Even thought they still have rocket flame burns on their faces.

MS Lemmings, "HOLY SHAZIT!!!!" To the Nintendo Sheep, "Umm, hey guys, we are going the Wii60 route, you mind joining us?!?!? :D "

Devlopers, ":eek: :eek: :eek: " Then goes running towards Iwata and shigeru. "Hey, Hey!!! You two, can we have some of that thing that the Wii is having? It looks like it tastes GOOD!!!!"

X360 takes a look behind its shoulders and goes, "WTF is all those white smoke coming up fast behind me?"

The Wii, "Don't worry. That's just me having a swell time with my rocket pack!" Swallows another 10,000 gallon of rocket fuel, "BBBUUUURRRRPPPP!!!!" and then lights another match under it's ass.....

X360, "OHHHHH F$%K!!!!!........."

Finally, we have Sony.

Sony strides into the stadium slowly, arrogantly and looking all the world like Don Juan Demarco crossed with the world's pimpest pimp and announces to the world about how great the Cell and RSX are and then goes, "In fact, the PS3 is so great, we are now shoving a thing called Blu-Ray down your throat. Why? Because Blu-Ray is great for gaming. Don't like it? Too bad cause you have to listen to us because only we are correct! No one else is!!!!"

Unfortunatly, this makes the PS3 $600 and all of a sudden the console now has a huge ball n' chain around it's heels.

Then Krazy Ken comes in and pronunces, "In fact, we are so good, we will show you we can still win with both shoe laces tied around our ankels." Goes and tie the PS3 shoe laces around it's ankels.

Gun sounds. PS3 leaves the starting block and as expected, falls flat on it's face!

 Krazy Ken and mindless Kaz comes running in and check on the PS3 and announces, "It's not bad, it's not bad. In fact to prove to you the situation is not bad, we will now tie both of the PS3's hands behind it's back. " Both breaks out the handcuffs!

PS3, "NO NO NO!!! DOn't Don't do this!!!"

PS3 watches as both of its hands gets tied behind its back!

PS3, "ERRRR!!! AHHH!!! JEEZZZ!!! CAn't MOVE!!!"

Krazy Ken looks angrly down at the PS3, "Then start doing the worm stupid. That will get you somewhere!!!"

PS3 starts doing the worm. **FLOP, FLOP, FLOP** "GARRRR!! This would be easier if I didn't have that ball n' chain around my ankles!!!"

Krazy Ken, "Shut up!!!! That ball n' chain is made out of styrofoam(when it's actually ten tons of steel). It's designed to attract REAL gamers because it's made out of TeH Cell, RSX and Blu-Ray!!!! It's designed for our eventuall world domination. NOW FLOP HARDER!!!!"

PS3, **FLOP, FLOP, FLOP** "GARRR AHH JEEZ!!!! I think I'm not gonna make it!!!"

Krazy Ken "As you can see, we are winning!!! We will destroy anyone and everyone!!! We will TeH WINNNSSSSoooRRZZZ!!!! BUHAAHAHAHAH!!!"

Sony Cowboyz, ":eek: :eek: :( " And leaves the stadium. The few diehard hardcore left are now arguing mindlessly with the Lemmings and Sheep.

MS Lemmings, "Ohh my!!!! What's happening to Sony?" While clutching their stomachs and laughing!

Nintendo Sheep, "HOLY JEEZ!!! Can Sony flop any harder?"

Developers, "OMGGG!!! WTF is Sony doing?!?!?" And abanadons ship!

X360 and the Wii looks at eachother and, "Hey, where is the PS3? Shouldn't it have left the stadium by now?"

Yes, I know, again, it's only three months and way to early to predict what will happen 5-6 years from now. But the situation is, Sony back themselves so far into a corner there's not much room left and if they don't hurry, that room will get smaller and smaller as their competitors gets further and further ahead. But the major sticking point is, rather then go and try to do something to solve the situation, Sony at the moment seems to be enjoying watching the PS3 flopping around like a worm around that stadium! If this keeps up, then Sony very WILL end up in third, not COULD!!!

I actually laughed out loud, the WORM, flop flop!
Thanks man, thats great!
EL_MEXICAN

This is jmorey01's son typing  this. My dad died of old age reading all that text.jmorey01

Lol: FLOP FLOP FLOP.

Yeah PS3 is a complete failure 3 months in............. yeah right. x11231986

this would've been more effective with hand puppets.DementedDragon

Yes, I know it's been what? less than three months when the Wii and the PS3 launched and this is a marathon, not a sprint and Sony Defense boyz keep on using this as their primary excuse as to why the PS3 is performing bad. But still, I would like to point out that even in a marathon, if you let your competitors a too much of a lead, you will still loose the race in the end. and so far, the situation looks like this (It's a bit long but please stick with me here):

MS:

MS decided in order to win, they need a year worth of head start. Unfortunatly, they didn't see that their shoe-laces were tied and the approaching dreaded three red rings. MS leaves the starting block and......

"OOOUUUUCCCHHHHH!!!!!" falls flat on their face! "Ohh, AHHH, what is with those dreaded three-red rings?!?!?!"

Good Ol' Billy Gates comes in and took one good look at the X360 with the three dreaded three read rings of death and starts screaming like an injured WWII Grunt in one of the many WWII shooters, "Medic, MEDIC [SIZE="6"]MEDIC[/SIZE]!!!!" The MS medic team arrives!

Meanwhile, the Sony Cowboyz in the stands:

"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! POOR MS!!!! Wez Gonna be TeH WiNSOooRRRZzzZZzzz!!!!"

Billy," Give me Oblivion, STAT!!!! Give GRAW NOW!!! Give me SPlinter Cell quick!!! And finally, I need GeoW NOW!!!!" Throws all of them in the X360 and then goes to work on chasing the Three red rings. Finally...

The X360 wakes up and go, "OHHH!!!! AHHH!!! Headache!!!" Billy tosses it two asprins. X360, "Ahh!! Much better! Thanks ol' Billy pal!" Billy, "No problem!!!" X360 goes off and starts running again. Takes two turns on the tracks, waves to the third party developers and supporters in the stands and leaves the stadium. Third-Party developers look at eachother and go running to billy about developing for the system.

Next up, we have Nintendo.

Nintendo on the sideline preparing for the next-gen race. Bandages and Ben-Gay all over it's body after the beating it took for the N64 and the NGC.

Sony Cowboyz:

"BUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Hey Kidtendo!!!! You ready to give up!??!?!? Cause we gonna be tEh WinSORZZZZZ!!!!"

MS Lemmings:

"HAHAHA!!! Look at them. Nintendo don't have a chance!"

Third party developers.

"Well, I'm thinking about developing for MS. They look great!" Second developer, "Yea, I'm sony here. Nintendo ain't got a chance!"

Meanwhile, on the sideline, Nintendo goes to work with their screwdrivers, hydrospanners and magnitic wrenchs and then pulls out the Wii-mote.

Third PArty:

"Hmm, looks intersting. Nahhh......Nintendo don't have a Chance!"

Sony Cowboyz:

"OHHH GODDD!!! OH JEEZ!!! Kidtendo cracks me up!!!! They think they gonna win with a VIBRATOR!!!!!!"

MS Lemmings:

"BUHAHAHAA!!! Look at their shoes. Those shoes are like from 5 years ago!!! They think they gonna win in THOSE while the X360 has the newest Nike "Super duper ultra faster thingofmajiggy 200064545?!?!?!""

Nintendo approaches the starting gate and uses the force on the Wii-mote. The Wii-mote changes into a rocket pack and Nintendo calmly puts it on.

Sony Cowboyz, "WTF?!?!?!?"

MS Lemmings, "What the hell is THAT thing?!?!?"

Nintendo swallows 10,000 gallons of rocket fuel call hype and goes, "BURP" and lights a match under its butt.

VARRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM Everyone goes dizzy as the Wii runs 20 dozen rings around the stadium tracks and then blows everyone's shirts and shorts off as it leaves the stadium.

Sony Cowboyz, ":eek: :eek: :eek: !!! We better go on some damage control!!!! Hey, the Wii suckzoorsss!!! The Wiimote is the GimmiCKa!!!" Even thought they still have rocket flame burns on their faces.

MS Lemmings, "HOLY SHAZIT!!!!" To the Nintendo Sheep, "Umm, hey guys, we are going the Wii60 route, you mind joining us?!?!? :D "

Devlopers, ":eek: :eek: :eek: " Then goes running towards Iwata and shigeru. "Hey, Hey!!! You two, can we have some of that thing that the Wii is having? It looks like it tastes GOOD!!!!"

X360 takes a look behind its shoulders and goes, "WTF is all those white smoke coming up fast behind me?"

The Wii, "Don't worry. That's just me having a swell time with my rocket pack!" Swallows another 10,000 gallon of rocket fuel, "BBBUUUURRRRPPPP!!!!" and then lights another match under it's ass.....

X360, "OHHHHH F$%K!!!!!........."

Finally, we have Sony.

Sony strides into the stadium slowly, arrogantly and looking all the world like Don Juan Demarco crossed with the world's pimpest pimp and announces to the world about how great the Cell and RSX are and then goes, "In fact, the PS3 is so great, we are now shoving a thing called Blu-Ray down your throat. Why? Because Blu-Ray is great for gaming. Don't like it? Too bad cause you have to listen to us because only we are correct! No one else is!!!!"

Unfortunatly, this makes the PS3 $600 and all of a sudden the console now has a huge ball n' chain around it's heels.

Then Krazy Ken comes in and pronunces, "In fact, we are so good, we will show you we can still win with both shoe laces tied around our ankels." Goes and tie the PS3 shoe laces around it's ankels.

Gun sounds. PS3 leaves the starting block and as expected, falls flat on it's face!

Krazy Ken and mindless Kaz comes running in and check on the PS3 and announces, "It's not bad, it's not bad. In fact to prove to you the situation is not bad, we will now tie both of the PS3's hands behind it's back. " Both breaks out the handcuffs!

PS3, "NO NO NO!!! DOn't Don't do this!!!"

PS3 watches as both of its hands gets tied behind its back!

PS3, "ERRRR!!! AHHH!!! JEEZZZ!!! CAn't MOVE!!!"

Krazy Ken looks angrly down at the PS3, "Then start doing the worm stupid. That will get you somewhere!!!"

PS3 starts doing the worm. **FLOP, FLOP, FLOP** "GARRRR!! This would be easier if I didn't have that ball n' chain around my ankles!!!"

Krazy Ken, "Shut up!!!! That ball n' chain is made out of styrofoam(when it's actually ten tons of steel). It's designed to attract REAL gamers because it's made out of TeH Cell, RSX and Blu-Ray!!!! It's designed for our eventuall world domination. NOW FLOP HARDER!!!!"

PS3, **FLOP, FLOP, FLOP** "GARRR AHH JEEZ!!!! I think I'm not gonna make it!!!"

Krazy Ken "As you can see, we are winning!!! We will destroy anyone and everyone!!! We will TeH WINNNSSSSoooRRZZZ!!!! BUHAAHAHAHAH!!!"

Sony Cowboyz, ":eek: :eek: :( " And leaves the stadium. The few diehard hardcore left are now arguing mindlessly with the Lemmings and Sheep.

MS Lemmings, "Ohh my!!!! What's happening to Sony?" While clutching their stomachs and laughing!

Nintendo Sheep, "HOLY JEEZ!!! Can Sony flop any harder?"

Developers, "OMGGG!!! WTF is Sony doing?!?!?" And abanadons ship!

X360 and the Wii looks at eachother and, "Hey, where is the PS3? Shouldn't it have left the stadium by now?"

Yes, I know, again, it's only three months and way to early to predict what will happen 5-6 years from now. But the situation is, Sony back themselves so far into a corner there's not much room left and if they don't hurry, that room will get smaller and smaller as their competitors gets further and further ahead. But the major sticking point is, rather then go and try to do something to solve the situation, Sony at the moment seems to be enjoying watching the PS3 flopping around like a worm around that stadium! If this keeps up, then Sony very WILL end up in third, not COULD!!!

StryderK

Was funny tell you got the Sony part, then it just turned into a bashing rate.

Sorry Marvel if it sounded like i was bashing Sony. I tried hard not to but just couldn't help it!!! Simply put, there were A LOT of stuff I can use to make sony look "TeH Funnai!!!" I tried to think of some good news but can't. The PS3 performance speak for itself. Like my parody, it's on the ground of the stadium right now trying to get started, except Sony shackled it with the $600 price tag and then decided to tie its hands behind it's back. So the only thing it can do to get ahead is to "flop" like a worm to move forward.

Again, I know it's only been three months. But time flies and if Sony doesn't do something soon, 3 months gonna turn to six, six months gonna turn to one year and one year two......At this current rate, Sony will find themselves always behind the pack if they don't do something. Even in a marathon, if you allow your competitors too much of a lead, you will never catch up. I hope Sony will do something but from the current look of things, the only thing they are doing is looking smug while pointing at their "sold" figures. Not good!

this would've been more effective with hand puppets.DementedDragon

...Most of 360 games are shooters...  bad82man82

Would you mind if i linked this to my sig?coreygames

Go right ahead. I don't mind at all! :P

[QUOTE="x11231986"]Don't you see that what happened with the Xbox 360 in the first 3-4 months of it's life cycle is happening to the PS3. No good games until Bam March. Graw, and Oblivion were the first of many killer games. And PS3 shine in march as well this year. Both Consoles are Awesome but both have had some growing pains, It's only Natural. FatalDomain

Glad someone understand what I was trying to say! That's what i was trying to say! Even in a marathon, if you allow your competitors too much of lead, you will never catch up in the end. Sony needs to do something fast to rescue the PS3. They can't wait! The more they wait, the further their competitors will run away from them. By the time they finally realize this, it might be too little, too late. unfortunatly, that's what Sony is doing right now....Nothing!

this would've been more effective with hand puppets.DementedDragon

I didn't want to read such a long post. I just wanted to say that if either Sony or MS thinks at this point they can compete directly with the Wii they are kidding themselves.   The Wii is MUCH cheaper than both consoles and is such a different product appealing to such a different market, I don't think even a 360 price drop will make much different.

The Wii is appealing to a much wider market than either console and is offering a cheap new kind of product.  The PS3 and 360 are technically "more of the same" that are unlikely to appeal to this new market base.

PS3 is outselling Xbox 360 though. Reset7Machines

PS3 is outselling Xbox 360 though. Reset7Machines

[QUOTE="jmorey01"]This is jmorey01's son typing this. My dad died of old age reading all that text.Genuma

about time for a good laugh and system wars :lol: