Identifying the Flora and Fauna You'll Encounter Here on SW

I don't care who... Won't someone, anyone, please accept me...?

Accept me for who I am!

did'nt read the rest. TC is an insecure lemming. Can't be a sheep, they at least have a (deluded) sense of self respect.

My knowledge(lack thereof) truck drivers. :P

I am a Manticore. I don't know what I fall into this.

@polishkid99: @foxhound_fox: @isturbo1984:

The Trucker designation was given during the early launch of the current gen consoles.
A shill poster calling themselves Trucker Mike kept posting things that we found to be untrue.

Every post was confirmed a falsehood and the designation of false poster was nicknaming them a Trucker.

But thats a story for another board.

The lack of "The Des" warrants a lock, me thinks.

:D

no, i'm pretty sure lemmings are just as bad. but you dont have to get defensive just because i didnt mention the others by name, lol.

besides, i clearly said they are all the same, lems included. if you read the rest, you would have seen that. ;)

nice. even i didnt know that.

still... with two complaints from actual truckers, lol... i decided to change the title and pic.

@Desmonic:

Oh, youre up there. the entry just isnt titled "the des" ;)

(please dont lol)

The Anon - Comes here when banned from his usual chan or avoiding MGS5 spoilers. Finds the posting on Gamespot to be cute, since most of the users are underage casuals who don't know much about video games. Usually just comes to mess with the kids, not expecting any real video game discussion because, let's be honest, forums like this are a bit of a joke. Plays on PC because, let's be totally honest here, there's no reason to buy a console these days.

>mfw that's me

@skelly34: Yeah, me too. I used this forum back about 10 years ago before I found out how great imageboards were. Now I'm here because MGS5 is out soon and I don't trust those fuckers not to spoil me.

Which chan you go to? I recently migraded from 4/v/ to 8/v/ after the SJW nonsense ruined 4ch@n.

Great post TC. Gurus abound in these parts. I see a lot of myself in your archetypes.

http://www.flamewarriorsguide.com

nice. i might have to convert some of those entries for the SW.

I was just being a good system warrior :) No offense meant.

SW TOAT.... Tread of all Time.

Well done TC, good stuff.

Highly amusing and a great read. I think I've been guilty of every one of those at some time or another.

Sounds about right :) (though I've never actually been banned from any forums) With a bit of The Guru and a bit of The Nonchalant thrown in.

Ah yes, the delusional, PC elitist, 4chan neckbeard.

Don't forget to add this pic OP:

I'm... all of them?

@isturbo1984: Probably one of the best threads in SW I have seen in a long time.

Good job. That was refreshing.

SW is a strange place filled with strange people, yes.

I'm pretty sure that any one person in SW falls under more than one of those stereotypes.

Wow so many. I'm really close on a lot of those.

Thanks for the further praise, peoples.

Just to let everyone know, if you already read through the entries... you might want to take another look. I've added another. You've all met him. Some of you may even be him...

Added:

The V.I.P.

I can't be the only one who is thinking of a particular someone in regards to the VIP?

@Suppaman100: They're only elitist because imageboards are actually better.

It's like PC gamers. They're elitist because PCs are actually better. It's not just some opinion and we need to respect the views of others. PC is better in every way and console fanboys are laughable.

This board would be a lot more interesting if it had all of those types of posters.

System wars hasn't been that way in a looong time..

Great read.

I wonder what I am? I'm probably a hybrid of 2 or 3 of those listed.

"Parker is also a saver, one who keeps an archive of all conversations, and throws them up to the pubic whenever it will make Parker look better."

That's nasty...

The underage normies aren't allowed to speak to the 4chinnerz in such a manner.

Now, go play in the park with your Plebstation 4.

I'm everyone of those

Its too bad the editing powers have changed... there was more entries I would have liked to add. I think I did good enough as is though.

I guess I'm in the old-school category. I need to troll more, but it takes too much commitment.