If consoles came to life and attacked each other physically, who would win?

Bored, thought i'd make a funny post... Wii would be destroyed for being so tiny, and Xbox would have a RROD and die like it had a stroke, and I wanted to make a crack at PS3 but I'm trying to work its stupid price into a fight... Idk, if someone comes up with one post it.

the power of the cell will conquer all, and the 360 will red ring and have to go to hospital. The wii will be to scared of the power of the other two consoles and will run home to mummy.

None of you own a Wii. The thing is virtually indestructible - I dropped it on tile floor from the height of my chest and it came out unscathed and working perfectly. I did the same to my friend's 360 and the casing on the front with all the buttons broke off and the console wouldn't turn on. And that's how I ended up spending my Christmas money - by buying him a new 360. =\ Anyway, virtually everything Nintendo makes is indestructible. I guess they learned from years of selling electronic toys to kids.

Presuming more people post, it's inevitable anyway.

A custom built PC appears out of no where and smashes them all into oblivion.

PS3 would be too scared to fight in case it damaged it's self, seeing as it thinks its self so valuable. Meh.

The Wii. It would throw Wiimotes through the other two.

I can picture a war going on. The PS3 would be giant cavalry dudes with big weapons, 360 being like a bunch of barbarians, and the wii would the weakest, but theres more of them around.

This actually sounds more like starcraft. lol

PS3 = protoss

360 = terran

wii = zerg

i think PS3 win because theres an episode in G4 channel or something like where those guys that break everything inlcuding 12 bricks with the fists and elbows ( i dont know if someone remember those guys ) well the thing is that PS3 is the most though console its the last one that breaks.dantesergei

Was it not a draw between the Wii and PS3 because they both died in the last stage?

The ps3 would flatten the wii. The 360 would challanege the ps3 to a fight but since they are pretty much like for like to would be stalemate.

This is a video called Smash my PS3 found here. As you can see the PS3 is built like a tank. There also videos of of the Wii and 360.

These guys line up to make sure they are the first ones to buy the console in a certain store then smash it infront of everyone with a sledgehammer :lol:

the power of the cell will conquer all, and the 360 will red ring and have to go to hospital. The wii will be to scared of the power of the other two consoles and will run home to mummy.

jon_cia

we don't even know the true power of this thing

i mean SEVEN SPE's thats an insane level of power, almost approaches your standard Core2Duo

im just afraid it might become self-aware and come to life

This is a video called Smash my PS3 found here. As you can see the PS3 is built like a tank. There also videos of of the Wii and 360.

These guys line up to make sure they are the first ones to buy the console in a certain store then smash it infront of everyone with a sledgehammer :lol:

Aku101

I would rather see a video of them being smashed with a sledgehammer to be honest. What a waste of a good product.

I'm suddenly picturing the consoles as Transformers.

Xbox 360 is Ironhide
PS3 is Blackout
Wii is Bumblebee
PC is Devestator

this thing lol

PS3 because it doesn't die from heat and can handle RE5 zombies.

The Wii would be nothing, but a thorn in the other twos's sides, but would escape unharmed

The 360 is not beefy, but can still wrestle any giant to the ground

The PS3 is a roid monster that, while possibly victorious due to sheer size, goes into a deep depression following the battle because his junk is so small

PS3 because it doesn't die from heat and can handle RE5 zombies.

MBP_King

actually - if you read the review

it doesnt do that so well

heehee

I'm putting my money on Wii aka Lee in this hypothetical battle.

I'm putting my money on Wii aka Lee in this hypothetical battle.

Jackboot343

Good point, it does have nunchucks aswell.

I imagine the PS3 would be the guy who thinks he knows a martial art because he read a couple books on it, and tries to pick a fight with the drunk fratboy (360), who tried to hit on his hot but stupid girlfriend (Wii).

I don't know if that's really a good analogy, but it's a funny mental image.

I imagine the PS3 would be the guy who thinks he knows a martial art because he read a couple books on it, and tries to pick a fight with the drunk fratboy (360), who tried to hit on his hot but stupid girlfriend (Wii).

I don't know if that's really a good analogy, but it's a funny mental image.

Cherokee_Jack

I don't quite get how the PS3 is an amateur martial artist, but it's a hilarious image :lol:.

Bored, thought i'd make a funny post... Wii would be destroyed for being so tiny, and Xbox would have a RROD and die like it had a stroke, and I wanted to make a crack at PS3 but I'm trying to work its stupid price into a fight... Idk, if someone comes up with one post it.

Lalucar

I can picture a war going on. The PS3 would be giant cavalry dudes with big weapons, 360 being like a bunch of barbarians, and the wii would the weakest, but theres more of them around.

This actually sounds more like starcraft. lol

PS3 = protoss

360 = terran

wii = zerg

PSdual_wielder

PS3. It's a **** tank.

The wii may have nunchucks but it doesn't have the strength to use them.

And before long, the 360 would faint due to heat exhaustion.

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I can picture a war going on. The PS3 would be giant cavalry dudes with big weapons, 360 being like a bunch of barbarians, and the wii would the weakest, but theres more of them around.

This actually sounds more like starcraft. lol

PS3 = protoss

360 = terran

wii = zerg

NinjaMonky

Well 360 doubles as a thermal nuclear bomb everytime its motherboard overheats. . .