If each console was a food what would it be?

Yes it sounds silly but anyway what do you think? (This is in the order of which consoles i like)

1.Wii-Muffins!

2.PS3-Cake!

3.360-A giant cookie..

Playstation 3 - An expensive piece of steak badly overcooked with nasty flavoured sauce.

Xbox 360 - A can of budwiser. The worst beer in human history.

Nintendo Wii - A supermarket muffin with pink sprinkles. Fluffy and EXTREMELY dry.

PC (not a console but hey whatever) - Whatever you make it. God's personal dinnings to that s*** your mum makes.

Wii- cookie- cheap and small

Xbox360- Fast-food- It's really trash, but people love it.

PS3- Fancy French dinner- Expensive and not much on the plate.

Wii - Kids meal (its cheap, but you still get enough to eat)

360 - Buffet (a lot of stuff to eat, but too much and you die early)

ps3 - pizza (you have to wait a while til its ready, and hope it turns out good)

PC - Steak

360 - Arroz con Leche

PS3 - Hamburger

Wii - Pomegranate

PC- 2 slices of bread, the possibilities are endless!

360- Biscuit, yummy but prone to breaking

PS3- Steak, i like steak

PSP- horse meat, dry and not much nutritional value

DSL- Party rings, we all love 'em but its really only meant for kids :(

Wii - Kids meal (its cheap, but you still get enough to eat)

360 - Buffet (a lot of stuff to eat, but too much and you die early)

ps3 - pizza (you have to wait a while til its ready, and hope it turns out good)

skullkrusher13

i like this one. :D i also like the big overcooked steak one for the PS3.

Wii - IHOP

PS3 and 360 - Male Genetalia

Zenfoldor

You must like the 360 and PS3 then right? :P

360- so much gaming goodness

[QUOTE="Zenfoldor"]

Wii - IHOP

PS3 and 360 - Male Genetalia

Juggernaut140

You must like the 360 and PS3 then right? :P

Nah, and if you feel the need to comment on opinions in the future, do me a favor. Don't.

[QUOTE="Juggernaut140"][QUOTE="Zenfoldor"]

Wii - IHOP

PS3 and 360 - Male Genetalia

Zenfoldor

You must like the 360 and PS3 then right? :P

Nah, and if you feel the need to comment on opinions in the future, do me a favor. Don't.

PS3=Thatham in back of the fridge that your just waiting for the right moment to bust out

360=t.v. dinner, good for a while but they eventually crap out on you (damn those microwave brownies:evil:)

wii=lunchable...just give it to the kids

wii- candy, ya know like chocolate. Kids want it and woman want it.

360- is pizza, Americans love it but poeple in general like it.

ps3-Filet Mignon, good but expensive.

wii = chocolate laxatives. They go right through you, and take everything with it.

PS3 = Lobster. Expensive, but are an acquired taste.

360 = Chinese Food. My favourite.

PC = Mc Donalds. Everyone has it, but you need to spend alot to really fill you. (they pump them up with air)

1. PS3 - Rice and Beans and chicken cutlet = the best meal EVA

2. 360 - Mcdonalds

3. Wii - A box of peeps, or marshmellows

PS3 = Greasy Cheese Burger that does more bad than good
360 = All You can eat Buffet
Wii = McDonalds Kids Meal.

PS3 - Some random Expensive toff food, you know ... the peices of animals most "common folk" dont pay more for ;)

Wii - Ice Cream, Yummy.

Xbox360 - Shamelessly advertised as "awesome" quick fix and unhealthy.

PC - Roast Dinner , takes ages to make, but the outcome is usually very satisfying

Wii - Doughnut, cheap, sweet, pretty much everyone loves it..

360 -Cheeseburger - Slightly more expensive, great value, tastes great, if you take the burger out the breadand put a slice of tomatoe on top, it looks like the ring of death =]

PS3 - Double Cheeseburger - Even more expensive, some people just don't see the point, others know exactly why its the best ;)

This isa stupid thread.Soulja_West

my god how could you!

the wii is chinese food...you need to use annoying chopsticks to eat it

360 - Fast Food, its quick you love it, but you know its bad.

PS3 - Fine dining, takes awhile for your meal to arrive.

Wii - Desert, what everyone desires.

[QUOTE="Soulja_West"]This isa stupid thread.cliff122316

my god how could you!

the wii is chinese food...you need to use annoying chopsticks to eat it

I call it like I see it.

Playstation 3 - An expensive piece of steak badly overcooked with nasty flavoured sauce.

Xbox 360 - A can of budwiser. The worst beer in human history.

Nintendo Wii - A supermarket muffin with pink sprinkles. Fluffy and EXTREMELY dry.

PC (not a console but hey whatever) - Whatever you make it. God's personal dinnings to that s*** your mum makes.

RKfromDownunder

Your sig is kinda ignorant. There's no such thing as a "correct" spelling, that's a very prescriptivist view point. There are such things are regional and national vernaculars which vary quite a bit.

[QUOTE="Zenfoldor"]

Wii - IHOP

PS3 and 360 - Male Genetalia

Juggernaut140

You must like the 360 and PS3 then right? :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:, dude i think im so gonna quote this

the wii is chinese food...you need to use annoying chopsticks to eat it

cliff122316

:lol:

PC - a chef who will make you whatever the hell you want

Wii - birthday cake. Everyone seems to love it, and everyone gets one, but you wouldn't want it every day.

360 - fish 'n chips. Delicious. Plentiful. But now and then you'll stroll on down on a sunday and it'll be closed up, leaving you hungry.

PS3 - fish 'n chips once again, only you dont really get as much but it costs more anyway. Tastes just the same.

wii- cookie dough, people of all ages enjoy it =)

xbox360- bubble gum- its most fun when you blow a bubble, just pray it dosent pop :)

ps3- hershys kiss- you have to unrap it before you can enjoy it :)

PS3 - A bowl of ramen with a watermelon in it Wii - Vegetarian corn dogs with a side of gumbo 360 - A live cow with a party hat on its headMakari

That's pretty damn random

PS3 -"If the game creators and the users want to have a great steak for their anniversary, they go maybe to PS3"

360 - "If they want great dinner, great steak with their family, a little bit more casual during the weekends, they might select Xbox 360"

Wii - "why not have a great steak at your house everyday, they might choose Wii"

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Kojima said that not me :P it's an old article because Kojima referred to now known Wii as the revolution.

Wii-(PIZZA) Has mass audience and WHO DOSENT LIKE PIZZA :P !?

360- (SUSHI) Caters to a specific audience but is trying its hardest to branch out into other markets (california rolls)

Ps3- (Godiva CHOCLATE) Expensive for no reason and selection of products (games) is moslty overatted and bland

PS3: BARBEQUED STEAK WITH MASHED POTATOES

360: SLOPPY JOE

WII: RICE CAKE

Wii: Dollar menu items at mcdonalds. Cheap, but there isnt a lot to them.

360: Gumbo. Too many items in it that it has no idea what it wants to do right.

PS3: Cavier. Expensive and taste like crap except to a select rich, aristocratic food.

wii= McDonalds kids meal

360=a hot pocket; hot on the outside, very very hot on the inside, cheap quality.

PS3=a meal made by one of the talented Iron Chef's. Time was taken to prepare it and is worth every penny!

360- A hard shell taco that tastes great till it breaks.

PS3- A steak, you get what you pay for.

Wii- A fast food burger thats every where, you know you like them.

Wii: Dollar menu items at mcdonalds. Cheap, but there isnt a lot to them.

360: Gumbo. Too many items in it that it has no idea what it wants to do right.

PS3: Cavier. Expensive and taste like crap except to a select rich, aristocratic food.

black_awpN1

You just insulted gumbo... not cool.

360- appitizer

PS3- main entree

Wii- dessert

Wii - A cheeseburger. It's tasty enough to be good out-right, but you can add enough toppings to it (or take away enough) that it becomes a good meal for everyone.

Xbox 360 - A bowl of ice cream. It's amazing while it lasts, but when you finish it, you can't help but wish there was more -- only to find none left.

PS3 - Undercooked sushi. It looks incredible (and tasty) on the outside, but after you take that first bite, not only does it taste repulsive, but it could cause you harm.

... I'll do handhelds too. :D

PSP - Chips and Salsa. Everyone wants some right away, but when the waiter brings it out, nobody eats it.

DS - Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. It's something everyone can enjoy, but not everyone wants to be seen enjoying.

... last but not least...

PC - Sirloin Steak. When you can afford it, the taste is second to none. But when you can't, all you can do is wish you could just buy another.

Wii - Would be a bag of "Pick N Mix"

PS3 - would be a pizza, were the delivery driver is lost so it takes ages to arrive

360 - A really, really hot and spicy curry, as you'd be left with a red ring soon after.

hmm. well easy enough really

 ps3 fanboys are cows so the ps3 would be beef

wii fanboys are sheep so the wii would be lamb(close enough)

360 owners are lemmings so the 360 would be lemming meat....there are people who eat it

and pc owners are hermits so the pc would be crab 

360 - Apples

PS3 - Coconut

Wii - Oranges

C wat I did thar.

PS3-juicy 10 oz Sirloin steak covered in spices

Wii-Paula Rosa Maria (italian)yum-yum!