If each console were a disease.

360: Diabetes - constantly have to inject insulin, which costs money, to keep it alive.

Wii: Common cold - everyone gets it, and no one knows how to cure it still.

PS3: Aids - Just when you think you have a good defense, it's all torn down immediately leaving you sick as a dog.

damn people must be really bored lately with these topics... wtf is this ...

Well that would suck, that'd mean I'd have diabetes, a cold and AIDS all at once. Not my lucky day at all :(siLVURcross

360 has HIV and RROD is full blown AIDS.

360: Diabetes - constantly have to inject insulin, which costs money, to keep it alive.

Wii: Common cold - everyone gets it, and no one knows how to cure it still.

PS3: Aids - Just when you think you have a good defense, it's all torn down immediately leaving you sick as a dog.

TheElfChild

360=cancer.....You have three years to live. After that, you are on borrowed time.

Wii=Herpes.....You got and can live with it, but damn you sure hate having it.

PS3=Gonorrhea.......You have it (no games), but thank god it can be cured (we now have games).

damn people must be really bored lately with these topics... wtf is this ...

MonkaTG

PS3=mad cow disease- You believe the PR hype, but it doesn't come true, so it messes with your brain and nervous system.

Which one's the Cancer? SAGE_OF_FIRE

wii lol

360 already had its own disease, rrod.stylesPS3

Wii be hiccups, amsuing for a little bit, then annoying but at least its gone quicklyblue_hazy_basic

360-cancer ps3-cancer wii-cancerfunsohng

If had to choose which console to have as a disease it would be the Wii. The Wii would be a weak disease which comes out as mediocre on the disease scale. You would quickly get over it in about week so you could continue to do better things like play your PS3 or Xbox 360.

Reasons for not choosing the other two diseases:

I wouldn't want the PS3 disease because my family would get sick of me shouting "TEH CELL!!!" every 5 mins. I wouldn't want the Xbox 360 disease because its the middle of summer so I'm burning up as it is I don't need to be any hotter.

They would all be obesity.

[QUOTE="stylesPS3"]360 already had its own disease, rrod.TR800

Wii - The black plague

360 - The common cold

PS3 - Obesity

360: HIV
PS3: Cancer
Wii: H1N1

360: Diabetes - constantly have to inject insulin, which costs money, to keep it alive.

Wii: Common cold - everyone gets it, and no one knows how to cure it still.

PS3: Aids - Just when you think you have a good defense, it's all torn down immediately leaving you sick as a dog.

Wii: Bulimia - except instead of food, you're puking up all the shovelware being shoved down your throat.

360: Tourette's Syndrome - after spending hours every day in the company of screaming, cursing kids on XBL, you find that you have become one yourself.

PS3: Brain Parasites - you have suddenly turned into a delusional jerk who thinks that everyone that doesn't see the greatness of the PS3 and its games are lower life forms.

rofl at the creativity in this topic...

it is.

Well that would suck, that'd mean I'd have diabetes, a cold and AIDS all at once. Not my lucky day at all :(siLVURcross

I never knew such awesomness could suck so hard :P

[QUOTE="stylesPS3"]360 already had its own disease, rrod.TR800

you mean the problem that has a 1-2% chance of occuring? :lol:

[QUOTE="TR800"][QUOTE="stylesPS3"]360 already had its own disease, rrod.Trinners

you mean the problem that has a 1-2% chance of occuring? :lol:

We don't even know current 360 failure, I am sure it is MUCH lower..

[QUOTE="Trinners"]

[QUOTE="TR800"] PS3 has the YLOD problem or did you just conveintly forgot this?Camer999

you mean the problem that has a 1-2% chance of occuring? :lol:

We don't even know current 360 failure, I am sure it is MUCH lower..

[QUOTE="Camer999"]

[QUOTE="Trinners"]

you mean the problem that has a 1-2% chance of occuring? :lol:

brennan7777

We don't even know current 360 failure, I am sure it is MUCH lower..

so, it doesn't have to be that low, the wii is at .2 so it owns everything? Even if the xbox is at 5% it is not bad.

360: RROD