If next gen consoles could talk,what would they say?

Wii: C'mon, Grandma, give me a try!

360: BANG BANG BANG BANG!

PS3: FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE RIIIIIDGE RACERRRRSSSSS!!!

Wii: Lets just play, DAMN IT!!!

360: Wanna go for a spin?

PS3: I'll cut you....

Wii; why'd they move me from the purple box?

360: Why am i alwaysso hot baby?

ps3: Im so sexy n shiny, cant nobody afford me.

wii: stupid kids why cant gamers play me!! :( im always getting thrown around and need to get fixed up!

360: wow im hot!! no seriously im toooo hoooot!!!!!!! im dieing diieeeeeiiinnnnnggg *voice fades away cracking*

PS3: hey big boy. you know you cant afford me you stupid peasent. im royalty your garbage. * takes PS logo and turns it as sexual gesture*

LOL heres mine. if i flame one console i flame the rest. goodbye and goodnight

PS3: :cry: Why doesn't no-body wan to notplay with me :cry:

360: Touch me in the wrong place, and I'll die :|

Wii: Get in my car kids 8), I got candy ;)

PS3: BUY ME!!!!!

360: FIX ME!!!!!!

WII; ACCEPT ME !!!!!

Xbox 360: BUY MY SH*T AND PAY FOR LIFE

Wii: LETS GO MARIO!! LETS GO!! WOO WOO

PS3: I'm the sexiest console on the market thats why you can't afford me

Wii: i'm sexy and cute, with no use at all!

360:fix my holes

ps3: bu-but teh cell...

wii: WANNA PLAY MARIO? what? no mario....ok...LETS PLAY WARIO

xbox360: HOLY SH** man HOLY SH** check out those headshots

ps3: what? no DONT PUT ME IN THE CLOSET.

360- *cough cough* *dies*

Wii-Wheeeeeeee!

PS3- wanna grill?

WII: PLAY ME!

360: FIX ME!

PS3: FEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE!

wii: WANNA PLAY MARIO? what? no mario....ok...LETS PLAY WARIO

xbox360: HOLY SH** man HOLY SH** check out those headshots

ps3: what? no DONT PUT ME IN THE CLOSET.

1337cole1337

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This is what the PS3 and Wii would say:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MFoyp71xw3w

The 360 would just blink the Red Rings of Death.

Wii: I'm getting bored of Mario...

360: Fix me or I'll kill u!!!

PS3: u wanna know why i'm so exensive? well. because I'm so sexy and powerful...i wonder why no one wants me

360: Because I'm better than u stupid piece of sh*t

Wii: buh, buh i got a motion contoller

PS3: Screw u guys, I'm going home

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wii: WANNA PLAY MARIO? what? no mario....ok...LETS PLAY WARIO

xbox360: HOLY SH** man HOLY SH** check out those headshots

ps3: what? no DONT PUT ME IN THE CLOSET.

gamergeekgeek

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They would all say something similar to this:

"Whoa! Whoa! Get your filthy hands off me you damn, dirty humans! AAARGH! You got me! Oh yeah? Well take this!"

[rumbles controller]

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wii: WANNA PLAY MARIO? what? no mario....ok...LETS PLAY WARIO

xbox360: HOLY SH** man HOLY SH** check out those headshots

ps3: what? no DONT PUT ME IN THE CLOSET.

wklzip

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Wii: "I hope nobody notices I'm just a refurbished GameCube with a gimmicky controller".

PS3: "Thank god we're in bed with SquareEnix".

X360: "Is it overly hot in here, or is it just me?"

All 3 consoles: Get off GameSpot and play me, dammit!Honus722

You win the prize.

ps3: Anyone wanna buy me? But i have teh blu rey!!

xbox 360: *unable to comment as itis being returned to wal-mart*

wii: Grandmas like playing with my lonnnng thing!!

Wii: im so anorexic

360: my body is so sexy

PS3: Srry dont mind the fat azz

360: I feel great! No, wait... I think I'm starting to feel a little sick. Now I feel terrible. *Red Ring Death*

Wii: My library is horrible but for some unexplainable reason everyone wants to fool around with me.

PS3: I have crabs. Giant enemy crabs.