If System wars was a Movie....

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#1 ExtremeMagnion2
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Who would play The Villain, Hero, Damsel in Distress and The Comic Relief?

Your choices are as follows:

Lemmings
Cows
Sheep
Hermits
Trolls
Fakeboys

Add more to your liking (including Roles) but whatever, Enjoy!

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#2 ONLYDOD
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I would be the tough guy that beats up all the bad guys and gets the hottest girl at the end. 8)
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#3 fabz_95
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Who would play The Villain, Hero, Damsel in Distress and The Comic Relief?

Your choices are as follows:

Lemmings
Cows
Sheep
Hermits
Trolls
Fakeboys

Add more to your liking (including Roles) but whatever, Enjoy!

ExtremeMagnion2

As PC's are way ahead of consoles

All sheep cows and hermits unite to destroy the Hermits! :D

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#4 1mpaler-w6rbnd
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I'd play teh villain.
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#5 SolidTy
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Who would play The Villain, Hero, Damsel in Distress and The Comic Relief?

Your choices are as follows:

Lemmings
Cows
Sheep
Hermits
Trolls
Fakeboys

Add more to your liking (including Roles) but whatever, Enjoy!

ExtremeMagnion2

Villian = Lemmings (Downright Spiteful at times, the Extremest Fanboy's seem to be in this faction)

Comic Relief = Cows (Say the Funniest things about the Cell, Blu-Ray, etc.)

Damsel = Sheep, they need help after the Nintendo E3, from Nintendo and fellow gamers to protect them.

Heros? = Fakeboy's? The Funny ones, that is. Hermits, I guess, as they are Vulcan like, very logical.

The Comic Relief (TC, you should have used JESTER) could have been Fakeboy's also.

I don't know, this place is crazy, and people get so angry about Games, it's funny. We all should be so happy to be so fortunate.

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#7 HarryCrackage
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I'm not sure what roll each faction would play but I'm confident that it would be a direct to DVD release soon to be buried deep within the bargain bin.
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#8 SolidTy
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It'd be a terrible movie.

In a movie everything is leading to a logical conclusion, this is impossible in System Wars. :P

However, I'd say it would be an all out multi-faction war in which all fanboys are enemies and manticores are the heroes trying to end the chaos.

TreyoftheDead

What are you TALKING ABOUT! How dare you!

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Uwe Boll just bought the rights.

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#10 TreyoftheDead
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[QUOTE="TreyoftheDead"]

It'd be a terrible movie.

In a movie everything is leading to a logical conclusion, this is impossible in System Wars. :P

However, I'd say it would be an all out multi-faction war in which all fanboys are enemies and manticores are the heroes trying to end the chaos.

SolidTy

What are you TALKING ABOUT! How dare you!

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Uwe Boll just bought the rights.

Darn you, you caught my post before I deleted it. :P

And Uwe Boll bought the rights!? You are right! I take back everything I said, which is why I deleted my post, because I looked into the future and saw you telling me this, which instantly made me regret doubting this movie, thus I deleted my post in the past...

...yeah.

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Who would play The Villain, Hero, Damsel in Distress and The Comic Relief?

Your choices are as follows:

Lemmings
Cows
Sheep
Hermits
Trolls
Fakeboys

Add more to your liking (including Roles) but whatever, Enjoy!

ExtremeMagnion2

this is how it goes.

PC rules the lands with an iron fist, they are the bad guys.

Then we have the cows, lems and sheep who all have to serve the PC's, but are also enemies so fight eachother. They dont want to work for PC's, so after fighting they team up to defeat them.

aong the way they come across some barren land owned by a troll, he does not get many visitors and attacks the fanboys with a volley of insults, but ends up dead.

then later on one of the cows ends up actually being a fakeboy who is trying to sabotage everything. he dies.

I will be a giant 15 ton cow who breathes fire and becomes ruler of the lands. MWAHAHAHAH.... MOOOOOOOOO

hows that?

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#12 SolidTy
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[QUOTE="SolidTy"][QUOTE="TreyoftheDead"]

It'd be a terrible movie.

In a movie everything is leading to a logical conclusion, this is impossible in System Wars. :P

However, I'd say it would be an all out multi-faction war in which all fanboys are enemies and manticores are the heroes trying to end the chaos.

TreyoftheDead

What are you TALKING ABOUT! How dare you!

.

.

Uwe Boll just bought the rights.

Darn you, you caught my post before I deleted it. :P

And Uwe Boll bought the rights!? You are right! I take back everything I said, which is why I deleted my post, because I looked into the future and saw you telling me this, which instantly made me regret doubting this movie, thus I deleted my post in the past...

...yeah.

"Dang"

Double Dang."

Triple Dang Donkey Snout."

"I just caught mee a Time Vortexthingamabob. Don't shoot the varmint, son. Let's take it home, to momma, and she'll fix it up right, real fast. Maybe we can tame it. "

[spoiler] Proof that the Large Hadron Collider did have an effect on humanity. [/spoiler]

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#13 chutup
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Blackbond will be the hero. Sub will be the wise old dude. Gunraidan will be the old hero who died an honourable death before the movie began. The villain will be yo_foo.

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#14 Utensilman
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i'd play the guy who shows his ass in a shower scene
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#15 air_wolf_cubed
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if System Wars were a movie I'd be the star's horny sidekick 8)
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If system wars was a movie it would be a Uwe Boll movie and the only person acting in it would be Adam Sandler.

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#17 whocares4peace
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Cows and Lemmings would be the Rebellion and the Empire, sheep would be the equivalent of Ewoks, and hermits would be the jedi council.

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[QUOTE="ExtremeMagnion2"]

Who would play The Villain, Hero, Damsel in Distress and The Comic Relief?

Your choices are as follows:

Lemmings
Cows
Sheep
Hermits
Trolls
Fakeboys

Add more to your liking (including Roles) but whatever, Enjoy!

SolidTy

Villian = Lemmings (Downright Spiteful at times, the Extremest Fanboy's seem to be in this faction)

Comic Relief = Cows (Say the Funniest things about the Cell, Blu-Ray, etc.)

Damsel = Sheep, they need help after the Nintendo E3, from Nintendo and fellow gamers to protect them.

Heros? = Fakeboy's? The Funny ones, that is. Hermits, I guess, as they are Vulcan like, very logical.

The Comic Relief (TC, you should have used JESTER) could have been Fakeboy's also.

I don't know, this place is crazy, and people get so angry about Games, it's funny. We all should be so happy to be so fortunate.

I agree with this.
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#19 Javy03
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Who would play The Villain, Hero, Damsel in Distress and The Comic Relief?

Your choices are as follows:

Lemmings
Cows
Sheep
Hermits
Trolls
Fakeboys

Add more to your liking (including Roles) but whatever, Enjoy!

ExtremeMagnion2

Sorry but your describing an action movie which is NOT what SW would be. SW would be a HUGE PINK CHICK FLICK. Full of Drama, Love Triangles, Laughter and Tears. It would be a Teen Drama at that. Taking place in High School:

Lemmings and Cows would be the rivals going after the chick Hermit because they desperatly want her "features", lol.

The Sheep would be the dorky kid in school that nobody pays attention too but he is getting great grades.

Trolls/Fakeboys would be the comic releif side kicks.

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#20 blackdreamhunk
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lol blackdreamhunk would the matrix type of guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0On9Hf7Quc

all the sheep,lemmings and cows would be running from as dream hunk kicks butt! lol

this would be my fight seen all the sheep,cow and lemmimgs attacking at once and getting owned

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ezr_4LtC_w&feature=related

lol ;)

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Who would play The Villain, Hero, Damsel in Distress and The Comic Relief?

Your choices are as follows:

Lemmings
Cows
Sheep
Hermits
Trolls
Fakeboys

Add more to your liking (including Roles) but whatever, Enjoy!

ExtremeMagnion2

BioShockOwnz would be the fakeboy
Willy could be the comic relief

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#22 SolidTy
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[QUOTE="SolidTy"][QUOTE="ExtremeMagnion2"]

Who would play The Villain, Hero, Damsel in Distress and The Comic Relief?

Your choices are as follows:

Lemmings
Cows
Sheep
Hermits
Trolls
Fakeboys

Add more to your liking (including Roles) but whatever, Enjoy!

lusitanogamer

Villian = Lemmings (Downright Spiteful at times, the Extremest Fanboy's seem to be in this faction)

Comic Relief = Cows (Say the Funniest things about the Cell, Blu-Ray, etc.)

Damsel = Sheep, they need help after the Nintendo E3, from Nintendo and fellow gamers to protect them.

Heros? = Fakeboy's? The Funny ones, that is. Hermits, I guess, as they are Vulcan like, very logical.

The Comic Relief (TC, you should have used JESTER) could have been Fakeboy's also.

I don't know, this place is crazy, and people get so angry about Games, it's funny. We all should be so happy to be so fortunate.

I agree with this.

Ah, thanks. I've been toiling away at this Screenplay for like, ever. It's nice to get noticed. You are a Hollywood Director, right? :P

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#23 lusitanogamer
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[QUOTE="lusitanogamer"][QUOTE="SolidTy"][QUOTE="ExtremeMagnion2"]

Who would play The Villain, Hero, Damsel in Distress and The Comic Relief?

Your choices are as follows:

Lemmings
Cows
Sheep
Hermits
Trolls
Fakeboys

Add more to your liking (including Roles) but whatever, Enjoy!

SolidTy

Villian = Lemmings (Downright Spiteful at times, the Extremest Fanboy's seem to be in this faction)

Comic Relief = Cows (Say the Funniest things about the Cell, Blu-Ray, etc.)

Damsel = Sheep, they need help after the Nintendo E3, from Nintendo and fellow gamers to protect them.

Heros? = Fakeboy's? The Funny ones, that is. Hermits, I guess, as they are Vulcan like, very logical.

The Comic Relief (TC, you should have used JESTER) could have been Fakeboy's also.

I don't know, this place is crazy, and people get so angry about Games, it's funny. We all should be so happy to be so fortunate.

I agree with this.

Ah, thanks. I've been toiling away at this Screenplay for like, ever. It's nice to get noticed. You are a Hollywood Director, right? :P

Yeah, i'm Uwe Boll. Wanna make a movie deal?:D
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#24 angelkimne
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Hero: PS_John

Villian : Sinahouk (Is it just or does even his name sound evil)

Funny Guy(s) : Dream_Visions and BlackBond with their army of Gif's

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#25 blackdreamhunk
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Hero: PS_John

Villian : Sinahouk (Is it just or does even his name sound evil)

Funny Guy(s) : Dream_Visions and BlackBond with their army of Gif's

angelkimne

blackbond already got owned lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ezr_4LtC_w&feature=related

by dreamhunk the hermit lol I have yet to meet my my nemsis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpHd_Jkr38g&feature=related

lol

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#26 mr_mozilla
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Hermits:

Sheep:

Lemmings:

Cows:

Mods: