If you could stand in front of Keywii what would you do?

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#1 deactivated-5a07ca3443cc2
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I would cry.
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#2 tranhgiang
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I would cry.duncanvk

You should. 

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#3 goblaa
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Eat it.
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#5 mutenpika
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I would show him a forum that he likes more than System Wars so he'll stop bugging us.
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#6 iunderstand
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Mount it.
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#7 Snugenz
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Steal his ethernet cable/modem/anything that would stop him from creating another thread again, and after his initial withdrawal symptoms have worn off and he's able to re-enter society as a normal person i'll mail it all back to him.

 ....

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Steal his ethernet cable/modem/anything that would stop him from creating another thread again, and after his initial withdrawal symptoms have worn off and he's able to re-enter society as a normal person i'll mail it all back to him.

....

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Such a sweet man... :cry:
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Bow.
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Strap him down to a chair, force his eye-lids open and force him to play/watch GT: Pro-Series and Shrek: The Third.
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#11 Final_Rise
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I haven't been here for a long time but whats wrong with KeyWii?
All I know is hes a cow
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#12 2scoopsofempty
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I would cry.duncanvk
S*** on his chest.
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#13 Blackbond
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Oh **** its KeyWii.... 

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#14 tool_rage
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I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.
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#15 Zulgaines
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[QUOTE="duncanvk"]I would cry.2scoopsofempty
**** on his chest.

 

:lol: :o wtf? 

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#16 deactivated-5a07ca3443cc2
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[QUOTE="2scoopsofempty"][QUOTE="duncanvk"]I would cry.Zulgaines

**** on his chest.

:lol: :o wtf?

I would have assumed this was everyone's first reaction...
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#17 HarlockJC
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Strap him down to a chair, force his eye-lids open and force him to play/watch GT: Pro-Series and Shrek: The Third.foxhound_fox

A little S&M with KeyWii you go fox

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#18 iunderstand
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[QUOTE="2scoopsofempty"][QUOTE="duncanvk"]I would cry.Zulgaines

**** on his chest.

 

:lol: :o wtf?

As if you wouldn't. :roll: 

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#19 mutenpika
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I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.tool_rage

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself. 

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#20 iunderstand
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[QUOTE="tool_rage"]I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.mutenpika

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself.

I would get on my knees and thank god for this opportunity, then service the OP.
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#21 -Sir-Poof-
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U do know by making a topic like this ur just adding fuel to his fire....now hes becoming known for making flamebait topics and wont stop because of the popularity he is getting from it.
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#22 KeyWii
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Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.
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[QUOTE="tool_rage"]I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.mutenpika

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself.

I would be honored and stand next to Keywii.
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Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.KeyWii
omg its him! its him! :o
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#25 -Sir-Poof-
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Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.KeyWii

Ur loving every second of this arnt u...lol

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#26 Blackbond
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[QUOTE="tool_rage"]I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.mutenpika

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself.

Challenge myself, because I'm ready to duel a God 8) 

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#27 HarlockJC
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Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.KeyWii

You better watch Foxhound he wants a little S & M with you

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#28 iunderstand
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[QUOTE="KeyWii"]Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.duncanvk
omg its him! its him! :o

Omg... *Unbuttons KeyWii's shirt*.
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#29 mutenpika
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Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.KeyWii

OK, I take my post back. You're loving every second of this attention, ain'tcha.

Everything you say is wrong, but it made you famous. Ironic, huh? 

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#30 Snugenz
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[QUOTE="tool_rage"]I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.mutenpika

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself.

I'd cry a little inside as my e-peenie shrunk ....  

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[QUOTE="mutenpika"]

[QUOTE="tool_rage"]I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.Snugenz

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself.

I'd cry a little inside as my e-peenie shrunk ....

your what? :o
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[QUOTE="Snugenz"][QUOTE="mutenpika"]

[QUOTE="tool_rage"]I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.duncanvk

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself.

I'd cry a little inside as my e-peenie shrunk ....

your what? :o

Online manhood, electronic libido etc. etc. :P

If this is read out of context it could get very wierd in here....... 

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#33 mutenpika
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[QUOTE="duncanvk"][QUOTE="Snugenz"][QUOTE="mutenpika"]

[QUOTE="tool_rage"]I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.Snugenz

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself.

I'd cry a little inside as my e-peenie shrunk ....

your what? :o

Online manhood, electronic libido etc. etc. :P

If this is read out of context it could get very wierd in here.......

Cassii: Reputation, reputation, reputation! O! I have lost my reputation. I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial. My reputation, Iago, my reputation!

Iago: As I am an honest man, I thought you had received some bodily wound; there is more offence in that than in reputation. Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving: you have lost no reputation at all, unless you repute yourself such a loser.

-Othello IIiii

 

As villainous as Iago is, I think he's right here. Why do people really care that much about their status in other's eyes? 

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#34 KeyWii
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[QUOTE="KeyWii"]Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.mutenpika

OK, I take my post back. You're loving every second of this attention, ain'tcha.

Everything you say is wrong, but it made you famous. Ironic, huh?

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy posting here, because I do. I don't come here for attention though. If someone wants to post about me thats their business. Everything I say is not wrong. I'd say I have a truth-to-lie ratio of about 60/40.
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[QUOTE="duncanvk"][QUOTE="Snugenz"][QUOTE="mutenpika"]

[QUOTE="tool_rage"]I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.Snugenz

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself.

I'd cry a little inside as my e-peenie shrunk ....

your what? :o

Online manhood, electronic libido etc. etc. :P

If this is read out of context it could get very wierd in here.......

hahahah so true
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#36 deactivated-5a07ca3443cc2
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[QUOTE="mutenpika"]

[QUOTE="KeyWii"]Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.KeyWii

OK, I take my post back. You're loving every second of this attention, ain'tcha.

Everything you say is wrong, but it made you famous. Ironic, huh?

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy posting here, because I do. I don't come here for attention though. If someone wants to post about me thats their business. Everything I say is not wrong. I'd say I have a truth-to-lie ratio of about 60/40.

3/2 eh? I like dem odds! At least he isn't as hostile as "hammerofjustice" that guy gets into it...
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#37 Snugenz
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[QUOTE="Snugenz"][QUOTE="duncanvk"][QUOTE="Snugenz"][QUOTE="mutenpika"]

[QUOTE="tool_rage"]I'd beat him down and cut his fingers off.mutenpika

:O

People are getting WAY too into this system wars stuff.

Here's another question: If someone made a topic like this about YOU what would you do? Be honest with yourself.

I'd cry a little inside as my e-peenie shrunk ....

your what? :o

Online manhood, electronic libido etc. etc. :P

If this is read out of context it could get very wierd in here.......

Cassii: Reputation, reputation, reputation! O! I have lost my reputation. I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial. My reputation, Iago, my reputation!

Iago: As I am an honest man, I thought you had received some bodily wound; there is more offence in that than in reputation. Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving: you have lost no reputation at all, unless you repute yourself such a loser.

-Othello IIiii

 

As villainous as Iago is, I think he's right here. Why do people really care that much about their status in other's eyes?

Othello is such a good story.

And of course i was only messing ;) 

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#38 mutenpika
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[QUOTE="mutenpika"]

[QUOTE="KeyWii"]Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.KeyWii

OK, I take my post back. You're loving every second of this attention, ain'tcha.

Everything you say is wrong, but it made you famous. Ironic, huh?

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy posting here, because I do. I don't come here for attention though. If someone wants to post about me thats their business. Everything I say is not wrong. I'd say I have a truth-to-lie ratio of about 60/40.

I LOL'd at that. I'm assuming that at least that statement is the truth. And yes, I would agree. I was merely exaggerating.

I disagree with you on almost all counts, but I have to admit that people like you are more or less the flesh and blood of system wars. It wouldn't be at all interesting without fanboys.

*raises glass* Here's to many years of continual fighting! 

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Well, first I'd be garbed in a black robe adorned with randomly placed flame decals. I'd also be wearing a rabbit mask. When I got in front of him, I'd just place the rabbits gaze on him and stare. Stare. Stare into his SOUL. Then perhaps I would cackle. Yes. Cackling sounds appropriate...
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[QUOTE="mutenpika"]

Cassii: Reputation, reputation, reputation! O! I have lost my reputation. I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains is bestial. My reputation, Iago, my reputation!

Iago: As I am an honest man, I thought you had received some bodily wound; there is more offence in that than in reputation. Reputation is an idle and most false imposition; oft got without merit, and lost without deserving: you have lost no reputation at all, unless you repute yourself such a loser.

-Othello IIiii

 

As villainous as Iago is, I think he's right here. Why do people really care that much about their status in other's eyes?

Snugenz

Othello is such a good story.

And of course i was only messing ;)

Yeah, there's very little room to be serious on SW. But joking words can make joking replies, and people can still make some points in their jokes. It's when someone starts getting serious that things get really weird around here.

Yes, Othello is wonderful. Nice to see I'm not the last man alive who likes Shakespeare!

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[QUOTE="Hoffgod"]Well, first I'd be garbed in a black robe adorned with randomly placed flame decals. I'd also be wearing a rabbit mask. When I got in front of him, I'd just place the rabbits gaze on him and stare. Stare. Stare into his SOUL. Then perhaps I would cackle. Yes. Cackling sounds appropriate...

That is so sensual. Something out of a romantic comedy. Beautiful. Just...beautiful.
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#42 KeyWii
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[QUOTE="Hoffgod"]Well, first I'd be garbed in a black robe adorned with randomly placed flame decals. I'd also be wearing a rabbit mask. When I got in front of him, I'd just place the rabbits gaze on him and stare. Stare. Stare into his SOUL. Then perhaps I would cackle. Yes. Cackling sounds appropriate...

From some of the posts here I gather I best not meet any of you guys in real life.
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#43 lucas_kelly
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[QUOTE="mutenpika"]

[QUOTE="KeyWii"]Just do what everyone else does -- swoon.KeyWii

OK, I take my post back. You're loving every second of this attention, ain'tcha.

Everything you say is wrong, but it made you famous. Ironic, huh?

I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy posting here, because I do. I don't come here for attention though. If someone wants to post about me thats their business. Everything I say is not wrong. I'd say I have a truth-to-lie ratio of about 60/40.

I think its more like 10/90.
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Well, first I'd be garbed in a black robe adorned with randomly placed flame decals. I'd also be wearing a rabbit mask. When I got in front of him, I'd just place the rabbits gaze on him and stare. Stare. Stare into his SOUL. Then perhaps I would cackle. Yes. Cackling sounds appropriate...Hoffgod

:lol:  This is the only one worthy of standing infront of KeyWii, all the staring and cackling would surely turn KeyWii insane !!!

Insane i tells you !!!! (shakey fist) 

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[QUOTE="KeyWii"][QUOTE="Hoffgod"]Well, first I'd be garbed in a black robe adorned with randomly placed flame decals. I'd also be wearing a rabbit mask. When I got in front of him, I'd just place the rabbits gaze on him and stare. Stare. Stare into his SOUL. Then perhaps I would cackle. Yes. Cackling sounds appropriate...

From some of the posts here I gather I best not meet any of you guys in real life.

It may be best. Godspeed.
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[QUOTE="KeyWii"][QUOTE="Hoffgod"]Well, first I'd be garbed in a black robe adorned with randomly placed flame decals. I'd also be wearing a rabbit mask. When I got in front of him, I'd just place the rabbits gaze on him and stare. Stare. Stare into his SOUL. Then perhaps I would cackle. Yes. Cackling sounds appropriate...

From some of the posts here I gather I best not meet any of you guys in real life.

Don't worry. I'm actually a really nice guy. I just have a penchant for the bizarre, especially at 2 AM.
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[QUOTE="KeyWii"][QUOTE="Hoffgod"]Well, first I'd be garbed in a black robe adorned with randomly placed flame decals. I'd also be wearing a rabbit mask. When I got in front of him, I'd just place the rabbits gaze on him and stare. Stare. Stare into his SOUL. Then perhaps I would cackle. Yes. Cackling sounds appropriate...duncanvk
From some of the posts here I gather I best not meet any of you guys in real life.

It may be best. Godspeed.

I wouldn't really beat you down and cut your fingers off KeeWii.  Peace.