if you could talk to any console what would you say??

Hey Mr. Xbox360, just wanted to say...

...oh now that's just rude.

Hey Mr. Xbox360, just wanted to say...

...oh now that's just rude.

tbone29

Wii: i think its time i talk to you about the birds and the bees.

360: Its not you its me.

PS3: will you marry me

to the Wii: "hey man.... you forgot your HD"

to the 360: "stop flashin red lights at me and get back to work, you WH*R*!"

to the PS3: "wake uuuup..... it's time to get up now... you're late... the race started a year ago, time to go.. up and at'em"

to the Wii: "hey man.... you forgot your HD"

to the 360: "stop flashin red lights at me and get back to work, you WH*R*!"

to the PS3: "wake uuuup..... it's time to get up now... you're late... the race started a year ago, time to go.. up and at'em"

Veterngamer

and the PC is dieing of old age in the hospital.

To be honest, I don't want to talk to any of them.

The Wii is an arrogant bastard.
The 360 would probably die in the middle of conversation.
And the PS3 is a sadsack who probably wouldn't have anything interesting to talk about.

Hey Mr. Xbox360, just wanted to say...

...oh now that's just rude.

tbone29

wii you forgot good graphics

ps3 you forgot a good game library

360 you forg......damn he got anthor rrod

wii reply im to fun for good graphics

ps3 reply dont worry its growing AND WHEN MGS4 COMES OUT ILL RULE THE WORLD

360 reply meanwhile after shipping it to get fixed sorry you have to pay for online its going to the cure rrod charity

I'd tell the 360 that it had a stupid power button and only had one game worth playing.

I'd tell the PS3 that it had an extremely ugly "PLAYSTATION3" font and that it didn't have any games worth playing.

I wouldn't even talk to the Wii. Rather just throw it off a cliff.

As for PC's - no games worth playing either, but they can do a lot more than play games.

PS3 "Blu-Ray? Without it this gen would be in the bag...."

Wii "Where are your good 3rd party games?"

360 "Why can't I tell if I'm on an airport landing pad or in my rooom when I play you, but you do have good games"