I'm Back! John_Matherson

Hi., Gamespot. Matherson here.

SO, I'm ready to come back and I'm making this thread as a sincere letter of intent to start over. You can welcome me back and I can make System Wars a better place, or you ban me again. But I am being honest and I am here and I am making a peace offering. What do you say?

Who?

Why should I care?

inb4lock

Welcome back John, you were missed

Hi John, I don't know who you are but I guess welcome back.

As my signature implies, I'm the smartest, coolest most attractive person here, so keep that in mind.

@chikenfriedrice: Thank You :)

Bye.

This guy was the self proclaimed best thread creator. P2M did an entire 2 hour segment on his shortcomings. I was happy to be a guest on that show.

I wasn't aware P2M did a podcast. I'd like to see it so I can learn from it. Anyone got a link?

@mathersonwisdom: the latest podcast is in the sticky. Animal-Mother may be a little different sounding since this is post meltdown.

Can't say I care.

@FoxbatAlpha: Yeah, but I can't find the podcast you were on in TheEroica Youtube channel. Do you remember what month/year it was posted?

@lostrib: Hi, lostrib?

are you unsure about saying hi or about my name?

Oh, lostrib. You always crack me up.

Oh hope you're not one of those douchebags that got tired of GS so he said "hey, I'm gonna make really racist jokes, because that's funny but I don't have to worry about getting banned so I can finally do what I always wanted to but never had the balls to do and tell these highly offensive racist jokes"... that wasn't you, was it?

Oh shit. I walk into the wrong Sex party I see.

haven't you been back multiple times before?

Are you a herm, a lem, a sheep or a cow?

Depending on your answer we could be friends or enemies.

@Gue1: I would assume everyone on the internet are human. I'm not aware of any technological developments that allow other animals to use System Wars. lol JK! I'm a Cow/PC Gamer but I try to be objective in most cases

PS_John?

@lostrib: I came, made an until dawn thread and left. I think I also did one for Destiny that got erased. Aside from that no...I have impostors

When you say "left", do you really mean banned?

I don't really know what happened with that account. If it got banned it wasn't anything from my end. Oh, wait, are you doing that thing where you try to get me to admit to being a bandodger? Because that's already the general premise behind this thread. #YouDon'tHaveTo

Why would I be doing that?

Just that it's not really leaving when they ban you, it's more like getting kicked out

@lostrib: Yeah, but generally, as long as autonomy exists, behaviors that lead to getting kicked out are carried out intentionally, which means if I did get kicked out it's because the possibility of that outcome didn't seem to matter to me at the time...it's kind of like suicide by defensive fire.

You'd have to be one seriously messed up individual, to get banned from this shithole.

why keep coming back?

Why not?

Who dis?

Enjoy your permanent vacation.