At the beginning of last year, Lord Cerny blessed us with his latest, glorious, beautiful creation that would conquer the world and change everything- I speak not of the PS4 (who cares about that anyway?), but of Knack, the blessed gospel of the holiness that is Cerny.
When Knack was reviewed, it was slammed by those mere mortals who could not possibly begin to comprehend its infinite beauty, and people thought that Lord Cerny may have sipped. But then, when it came time for Knack to be judged by the masses, they proclaimed it unanimously: Knack was great!
Knack began to conquer the world. He claimed so many victims. Since his release, he has slain some mighty foes, and these include:
- Mario, when he outsold Super Mario 3D World
- Sonic, when he outsold Sonic: Lost World
- Rayman, when he outsold Rayman Legends
- Donkey Kong, when he outsold Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
- The motherfucking Playstation 4 itself! Knack outsold the PS4 in Japan, in spite of the fact that Knack comes bundled with every console there!
Truly, there is no stopping Knack. The greatest game of all time. Mario? Pooh. Dark Souls? I laugh in its face. GTA 5, The Last of Us, or Zelda? Knack cares not for such puny foes. The greatest game of all time is Blessed Cerny's glorious creation- Knack.
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