[QUOTE="Tikeio"]
[QUOTE="TecmoGirl"]
[quote="Tikeio"]The joke of a fighting game series for horny losers just became more of a joke.TecmoGirl
How cute! Tikeio is it?...
B!tch kill yo'self! You and your lolworthy Tekken franchise. :x
*sigh*
Bltch, please. :roll:
You should kill yourself. Especially for being a fan of a s**t fighting game franchise and the company who made that abomination Ninja Gaiden 3.
Have fun playing a fighting game with cinematic set pieces, revamped "jiggle" physics and QTE's. Let me know when Doll or Alive becomes relevant worldwide, instead of appealing to mostly horny losers. And let me know when Doll or Alive becomes the highest selling fighting game franchise of ALL TIME. You know, something that Tekken achieved from being pure awesomeness. :cool:
So...
![129157457132589986.jpg](http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2010/4/14/129157457132589986.jpg)
Don't speak to me about relevance. People stop caring about Tekken after T3. Proof? I saw a post on the internet stating so. Secondly, Tekken was so desperate for relevance these days that it reached out to the Street Fighter franchise for a mixup just to gain a little acknowledgment before the weakass upcoming TTT2 release which DOA5 is taking head on like the true fighting game champ that it is. :cool:
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The DOA series is so badassly fun, that characters from the deepest fighting game series ever created (VF) couldn't resist joining in on the action. You have fun playing a fighting game with stiff, clunky, we-wish-we-were-as-silky smooth as DOA fighting animations, inferior graphics, and pointlessly difficult gameplay.
And don't act like your sales represent quality -- it means nothing. Otherwise, the Wii is supeior to the 360 and PS3. And nobody in their right mind would imply that right?....But then again, no one in their right mind would imply Tekken is a superior fighting franchise to DOA either. Enough said.![pBiCa.gif](http://i.imgur.com/pBiCa.gif)
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I sense...a fight!![surprised.gif](http://image.gamespotcdn.net/gamespot/shared/emoticons/surprised.gif)
Stop instigating:evil:...i'm not exactly working with a whole lotta ammo over here. :cry: [/spoiler]
![DidntReadLolYellowShirt.gif](http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll36/Bigsteve87/Gifs/DidntReadLolYellowShirt.gif)
Dead or Alive is garbage and will NEVER be as successful as Tekken. Them's the facts.
Here's your jelly:
![smuckers-concord-grape-jelly-18oz-jar-19](http://www.chicagonow.com/chicago-fit-club/files/2011/07/smuckers-concord-grape-jelly-18oz-jar-1949-p.jpg)
And some tissues:
![MT_Toscana_Rec_Tissue.jpg](http://www.manorhg.com/store/images/MT_Toscana_Rec_Tissue.jpg)
Now..
![deal-with-it-cat.jpg](http://anongallery.org/img/6/4/deal-with-it-cat.jpg)
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