[QUOTE="Twin-Blade"]Kratos. Killed a god, IS a god, yadda yadda, we've heard it all before. If we're talking fight wise, its a joke to think anyone in that list could match him.Philmon
Yea but Kratos is an idiot.
Snake - Hey Kratos look what I have here, it is a fruit from the tree of power, anyone who swallows it whole will be grated power to rival the gods. *Gives Kratos a grenade*
BOOM!!!!!
*Kratos comes back from death*
Snake - Hey Kratos look what I found, it is an elixir of immortality. *Gives Kratos a bottle of strong acid*
*Kratos yet again comes back from death*
Snake - Ok this time I am being serious, I was playing poker with the gods last night and Zeus said that your wife and kid are not actually dead, they are alive and being held prisoners in a very far away place. You need to cross the vast ocean and at the end of the world there is an isle where they are guarded by ferocious beasts.
*Years later Kratos returns*
Kratos - WHERE IS HE!!!!!
Citizen - Who???
Kratos - THAT SNAKE, WHERE IS HE?
Citizen - Oh he died of old age, but he left a letter for you.
Snake - Kratos, I realised my mistake too late. The Isle where your wife and child are being held lies to the east not the west, best of luck, your friend Snake.
FAIL.....
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