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#1 SquatsAreAwesom
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Hi, my name is ByunTae from South Korea. I have been playing Starcraft since 1998 and I was born and raised in Korea. I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War. I'm also experienced in Counter-Strike, I am able to perform bunny hops, my best score on a public 32 player game was 171-2 with 170 kill streak. I'm offering my expertise in Starcraft to be taught to non-Koreans that wishes to have the skill of a Korean player. I have advised and coached many professional gamers such as Im Jae Dong, Park Myung Soo, Ma Jae Yoon, and more. Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame. I started training other players to be on par with Boxer and eventually surpassing Boxer. He is no longer the best player thanks to my contribution to rest of the players. I did not compete in pro gaming because they KTF did not agree with my seven figure contract demand.

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Hi, my name is ByunTae from South Korea. I have been playing Starcraft since 1998 and I was born and raised in Korea. I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War. I'm also experienced in Counter-Strike, I am able to perform bunny hops, my best score on a public 32 player game was 171-2 with 170 kill streak. I'm offering my expertise in Starcraft to be taught to non-Koreans that wishes to have the skill of a Korean player. I have advised and coached many professional gamers such as Im Jae Dong, Park Myung Soo, Ma Jae Yoon, and more. Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame. I started training other players to be on par with Boxer and eventually surpassing Boxer. He is no longer the best player thanks to my contribution to rest of the players. I did not compete in pro gaming because they KTF did not agree with my seven figure contract demand.

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Ohhhh God... lock this up!

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#3 n00bkid
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This is the funniest thread i have read in a while, good job :)
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#4 Lethalhazard
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I doubt you're real, but teach me how to play as well as Jaedong, and we have a deal. :D


WAIT A MINUTE, you should be getting payed 10 figures, not 7!

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#5 OPuniverse
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interesting. no offense but blog plz.
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:lol:

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#7 Velocitas8
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copypasta

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copypasta

Velocitas8

agreed.

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Hi, my name is ByunTae from South Korea. I have been playing Starcraft since 1998 and I was born and raised in Korea. I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War. I'm also experienced in Counter-Strike, I am able to perform bunny hops, my best score on a public 32 player game was 171-2 with 170 kill streak. I'm offering my expertise in Starcraft to be taught to non-Koreans that wishes to have the skill of a Korean player. I have advised and coached many professional gamers such as Im Jae Dong, Park Myung Soo, Ma Jae Yoon, and more. Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame. I started training other players to be on par with Boxer and eventually surpassing Boxer. He is no longer the best player thanks to my contribution to rest of the players. I did not compete in pro gaming because they KTF did not agree with my seven figure contract demand.

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epeen much? jeeze dude go get a mirror and make out with yourself why don'cha
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Don't mess with this guy, he might nuke us.

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I'm American, i don't need help, I automatically own at anything i do.
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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/lss/1246071348.html
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#13 ToScA-
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Thread of the week. Thanks for the laugh.
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#14 Dystopian-X
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Starcraft is pig disgusting.
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#15 glez13
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LOL

Copy/Paste from Craigslist, but anyways good find.

You win the Interwebs.

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#16 Dead-Memories
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"Korean girls will be intrigued that you're such a good Starcraft player."

:lol:

Gave me a hell of a laugh.

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#17 eo_the_shaman
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starcraft is a big thing in south korea they have a TV show with people playing against each other....i wish america was more like them

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#18 whatisazerg
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I'm not Korean... but I live in Korea.... do my SC skillz get a "+" for residing here?

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#19 grindberg
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According to Urban Dictionary:

ByunTae = Pervert, perverted person

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#20 whatisazerg
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starcraft is a big thing in south korea they have a TV show with people playing against each other....i wish america was more like them

eo_the_shaman

yeah... and not just Starcraft.... I've seen Warcraft,CS & Halo matches even War3 Custom games featured too.... along with many other games that I don't know..... they used to show WoW duels too, but havent seen that in over a year.

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#21 chAzN93
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I could beat you.
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#22 funsohng
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ur name's byun tae...... might as well as change mine into byoung shin //>.
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I'm American, i don't need help, I automatically own at anything i do.AAllxxjjnn
agreed. Love the pride! ;)
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I'm American, i don't need help, I automatically own at anything i do.AAllxxjjnn
USA! USA!

I'm not Korean... but I live in Korea.... do my SC skillz get a "+" for residing here?

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sig = lulz
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#25 Phazevariance
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Hi, my name is ByunTae from South Korea. I have been playing Starcraft since 1998 and I was born and raised in Korea. I'm 100% full blooded Korean, meaning I have been gifted with unparallel talent to master any video game, particularly, Starcraft: Brood War. I'm also experienced in Counter-Strike, I am able to perform bunny hops, my best score on a public 32 player game was 171-2 with 170 kill streak. I'm offering my expertise in Starcraft to be taught to non-Koreans that wishes to have the skill of a Korean player. I have advised and coached many professional gamers such as Im Jae Dong, Park Myung Soo, Ma Jae Yoon, and more. Boxer and I were great friends until he started using my dropships to gain his fame. I started training other players to be on par with Boxer and eventually surpassing Boxer. He is no longer the best player thanks to my contribution to rest of the players. I did not compete in pro gaming because they KTF did not agree with my seven figure contract demand.

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Hi, My name is Fakesville, and I was born over there! I maintain that I am the world's best gamer at every game ever made. I'm willing to teach my secrets of grweatness to anyone who wants to be a fakesville player, which means best at everything. I can beat starcraft's entire single player in one second flat! And that's without skipping any cutscenes. Kerrigan wins but I HAVE THE POWER!
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I'm American, i don't need help, I automatically own at anything i do.AAllxxjjnn
YOU DO NOT own at Starcraft, though. PETTY American. The only decent American played is Idra.
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#27 anolecrabcf
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I'm sold, I already pm'ed you my credit card. Really looking forward to the lessons