Lets All Make the WORST GAME EVER (Driving Game)

Lets all pretend we are all game designers and we want to make the worst DRIVING Game ever since Big Rigs. Don't post anything like "No, this is the worst game ever." Give out suggestions on what to do to make a bad game. Don't put anything like the screen is always black, or the entire game is a guy winking. Make it actualy playable but just a bad game. I will start.

 Story presesnted in text similar to star wars(with poor translation from Europe)-Jack N. Jill was number 1 car racer in all of Neuw York City. He must race to beat winnar of other teams. A tragic milk truck crash broke his foots. Now he can not race with his feet. So he must race using the Supur Car.

Concept-You must race in the super van in a GTA like city looking for people asking for your help. Sometimes you need to race people. Your unable to get out so your always in the car.

Now just ad on. Like make something silly like what glitches it should have or something stupid that happens. Be creative. Heres one, crashing into a tree at the slowest of speeds will set your car on fire.

You have a annoying sidekick with an afro that blurts (and repeats) out corny phrases.

Like : "Watch out for that tree"

"yo gonna get me killed"

"so he must race using the Supur Car."

you forgot the next part!

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Jack isn"t rich aneemore from using monee to fix his foots so he had to buy a cheeper supUr car so it are have no brakes. And you Are only able to tern left 

Old People Racing: Extreme Octogenerians!

You race as an old person in a wheel chair cross country, at actual speed and in real time! 

My worst game ever pitch:

Diedric Gupta's Driving Instructor Challenge: The Real Driving Simulator.

You are a young 15 year old who has just gotten his learners permit. Tired of having daddy teach you to drive, you are sent to Mr. Gupta's one week driving school. Experience the thrill of parallel parking, avoiding deadly parking cones, easing off the brakes and working toward your ultimate goal, your final test with Mr. Gupta. Can you pass your driving test and convince your Dad to pay your car insurance?

Coming this Fall. 

First you make a cartridge... then you put this on it...

First you make a cartridge... then you put this on it...

Tylendal

That game was awesome on the PC.

It's on the Wii. You accelerate by continually shaking the Nunchuck, which you also use to steer the car. The camera controls are separately mapped the the Wiimote, which you affect by pointing. The sensitivity is incredibly low. You brake with the 2 button, and must hold 2 and shake the nunchuck to reverse.

In order to get new driving missions, you have to talk to people on the street. In order to initiate a conversation, you must park directly next to the person, have them centered in your screen, and press B. If you touch them at all, you'll get stuck on the person, such that you can't move and have to restart the game. If you go at them fast enough, they'll try to roll out of the way, but that often results in them rolling into your car. They might roll into your car anyways for no reason whatsoever. This is true for all pedestrians, not just mission-givers.

The game will have 4 tracks total:
1 normal track
1 backwards version of the normal track
1 mirrored version of the track
and 1, get this, mirrored backwards version as the final boss! :O