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#1 RTUUMM
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I was just watching Family Matters and right when it was over, the guy from gametrailers showed up and well check it out. M$ is spending way too much on advertizing Kinect

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#2 MangaJ
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Why's that? I think it's a cool technology.

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I was just watching Family Matters and right when it was over, the guy from gametrailers showed up and well check it out. M$ is spending way too much on advertizing Kinect

RTUUMM
Why does it matter if they are spending money on advertising for Kinect?
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Why's that? I think it's a cool technology.

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Not $150 cool. The Eyetoy was only $30, and in the long haul it did pretty much the same thing except not as well.
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[QUOTE="Jamani"][QUOTE="RTUUMM"]

I was just watching Family Matters and right when it was over, the guy from gametrailers showed up and well check it out. M$ is spending way too much on advertizing Kinect

Why does it matter if they are spending money on advertising for Kinect?

are you watching it? this thing is rediculous
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#6 MangaJ
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[QUOTE="MangaJ"]

Why's that? I think it's a cool technology.

Timstuff

Not $150 cool. The Eyetoy was only $30, and in the long haul it did pretty much the same thing except not as well.

I don't know. I think if it's as versatile and accurate as they showed on the floor and in tech demos, then I think it might be worth $150. Probably not if you don't have a steady income or anything, but on my end I'm pretty excited. Remember the Rock Band kit? Now THAT was overpriced.

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"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"well forget the $300, lets just go with the $150 version"

"now this version won't let you download extra content from the Xbox Live Marketplace"

"what is that?"

"well that's where you get extra content for games like Halo or Call of Duty"

"we don't want that in our house"

"ok, that's $340 for an Arcade 360, Kinect, and Kinectimals, now you'll also need an extra cable for that to work"

"an extra cable? what for?"

"well because the old models need an extra cable from Microsoft in order to work with Kinect"

"REALLY? how much is that?"

"$15"

"alright fine, it's still cheaper than buying that $300 xbox"

@ home on christmas day:

"we got you Kinectimals!"

"yaaaaaaaaaay! lets go play!"

"alright, lets set this up and turn it on and..."

RROD

"wat"

...

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

:?

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#8 RTUUMM
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Its the all so obviously fake
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"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"well forget the $300, lets just go with the $150 version"

"now this version won't let you download extra content from the Xbox Live Marketplace"

"what is that?"

"well that's where you get extra content for games like Halo or Call of Duty"

"we don't want that in our house"

"ok, that's $340 for an Arcade 360, Kinect, and Kinectimals, now you'll also need an extra cable for that to work"

"an extra cable? what for?"

"well because the old models need an extra cable from Microsoft in order to work with Kinect"

"REALLY? how much is that?"

"$15"

"alright fine, it's still cheaper than buying that $300 xbox"

@ home on christmas day:

"we got you Kinectimals!"

"yaaaaaaaaaay! lets go play!"

"alright, lets set this up and turn it on and..."

RROD

"wat"

...

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

:?

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Using it for head tracking in forza for cockpit view sounds pretty cool, but not 100+ extra $ cool.

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#11 MangaJ
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Its the all so obviously fakeRTUUMM

That's not what hands on write ups have been saying.

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Lol. I cracks me up at how offended you guys are about this. It's not for you, get over it and go back to screaming at people on XBL or PSN.

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[QUOTE="RTUUMM"]Its the all so obviously fakeMangaJ

That's not what hands on write ups have been saying.

who? wut? I dont get anyways I was talking about the presentation thing its all obviously fake, all those people playing Natal is all scipted
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"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"Oh, well screw this. How about this PS3?"

"Um, I guess."

"What games do you want?"

"Um, oooh Uncharted 2!"

"Looks great honey! Let's go home now so you can play!"

*8-10 hours later*

"Well, that was a really fun game, but now what?"

crickets

"PS3 HAS NO GAEMS!!!!!! ;_;"

...

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

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"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"well forget the $300, lets just go with the $150 version"

"now this version won't let you download extra content from the Xbox Live Marketplace"

"what is that?"

"well that's where you get extra content for games like Halo or Call of Duty"

"we don't want that in our house"

"ok, that's $340 for an Arcade 360, Kinect, and Kinectimals, now you'll also need an extra cable for that to work"

"an extra cable? what for?"

"well because the old models need an extra cable from Microsoft in order to work with Kinect"

"REALLY? how much is that?"

"$15"

"alright fine, it's still cheaper than buying that $300 xbox"

@ home on christmas day:

"we got you Kinectimals!"

"yaaaaaaaaaay! lets go play!"

"alright, lets set this up and turn it on and..."

RROD

"wat"

...

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

:?

88mphSlayer

:lol:

That is, assuming there are any arcade units left by then. Microsoft has already discontinued all older models of Xbox and are only manufacturing slims now. Unless they've got a few hundred k Arcade units stockpiled for a holiday bundle with Kinect, I doubt that anyone will be able to buy the full setup for $300. The cheapest I can see them offering it for is $400, since they may take the HDD out of the 360 slim and sell it as the 360 Slim Arcade for $250, which means that with the Kinect it would be $400. And then you end up with this:

Mom: "So it costs $400 just to play this!? Wait, what's that thing over there?"

Clerk: "Oh, that's the PS3 bundle. It comes with a camera, a controller, and the special Move motion controller."

Mom: "Wait, so they both come with cameras, but this one comes with two controllers?"

Clerk "Yes."

Mom: "And they cost the same price?"

Clerk: "Yes."

Mom: "I'll take it! And throw in a copy of that Eyepet game, I'll get that instead of Kinectimals."

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Lol. I cracks me up at how offended you guys are about this. It's not for you, get over it and go back to screaming at people on XBL or PSN.

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Im not offened, I dont really care really for all these motion controll, Im not one of those people here that are bashing motion controlls or blaming the casuals and saying that gaming is being ruined
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[QUOTE="88mphSlayer"]

"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"Oh, well screw this. How about this PC?"

"Um, I guess."

"What games do you want?"

"PC GAMING IS DEAD."

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

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Lol. I cracks me up at how offended you guys are about this. It's not for you, get over it and go back to screaming at people on XBL or PSN.

heretrix

I agree...I'm not sold on Kinect either but do we have to go around making posts about the advertising on Nickelodeon. Who cares how much money MS is spending on advertisement, they are a MEGA company its what they do. Last I checked it isn't our concern as to how MS spends there money we are not consumer advisors for them are we? Also as a silly as it sounds mis-spelling a word such as ridiculous, helps to dilute credibility in my eyes just a bit. In the same way that when people slam MS and Kinect they call it "Kinetic". Oh well at least I haven't seen that mistake in this thread. :)

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#19 RTUUMM
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[QUOTE="Timstuff"]

[QUOTE="88mphSlayer"]

"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"well forget the $300, lets just go with the $150 version"

"now this version won't let you download extra content from the Xbox Live Marketplace"

"what is that?"

"well that's where you get extra content for games like Halo or Call of Duty"

"we don't want that in our house"

"ok, that's $340 for an Arcade 360, Kinect, and Kinectimals, now you'll also need an extra cable for that to work"

"an extra cable? what for?"

"well because the old models need an extra cable from Microsoft in order to work with Kinect"

"REALLY? how much is that?"

"$15"

"alright fine, it's still cheaper than buying that $300 xbox"

@ home on christmas day:

"we got you Kinectimals!"

"yaaaaaaaaaay! lets go play!"

"alright, lets set this up and turn it on and..."

RROD

"wat"

...

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

:?

:lol:

That is, assuming there are any arcade units left by then. Microsoft has already discontinued all older models of Xbox and are only manufacturing slims now. Unless they've got a few hundred k Arcade units stockpiled for a holiday bundle with Kinect, I doubt that anyone will be able to buy the full setup for $300. The cheapest I can see them offering it for is $400, since they may take the HDD out of the 360 slim and sell it as the 360 Slim Arcade for $250, which means that with the Kinect it would be $400. And then you end up with this:

Mom: "So it costs $400 just to play this!? Wait, what's that thing over there?"

Clerk: "Oh, that's the PS3 bundle. It comes with a camera, a controller, and the special Move motion controller."

Mom: "Wait, so they both come with cameras, but this one comes with two controllers?"

Clerk "Yes."

Mom: "And they cost the same price?"

Clerk: "Yes."

Mom: "I'll take it! And throw in a copy of that Eyepet game, I'll get that instead of Kinectimals."

lol really? are we going to fight about which moms and little kids want more?
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[QUOTE="88mphSlayer"]

"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"well forget the $300, lets just go with the $150 version"

"now this version won't let you download extra content from the Xbox Live Marketplace"

"what is that?"

"well that's where you get extra content for games like Halo or Call of Duty"

"we don't want that in our house"

"ok, that's $340 for an Arcade 360, Kinect, and Kinectimals, now you'll also need an extra cable for that to work"

"an extra cable? what for?"

"well because the old models need an extra cable from Microsoft in order to work with Kinect"

"REALLY? how much is that?"

"$15"

"alright fine, it's still cheaper than buying that $300 xbox"

@ home on christmas day:

"we got you Kinectimals!"

"yaaaaaaaaaay! lets go play!"

"alright, lets set this up and turn it on and..."

RROD

"wat"

...

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

:?

Timstuff

:lol:

That is, assuming there are any arcade units left by then. Microsoft has already discontinued all older models of Xbox and are only manufacturing slims now. Unless they've got a few hundred k Arcade units stockpiled for a holiday bundle with Kinect, I doubt that anyone will be able to buy the full setup for $300. The cheapest I can see them offering it for is $400, since they may take the HDD out of the 360 slim and sell it as the 360 Slim Arcade for $250, which means that with the Kinect it would be $400. And then you end up with this:

Mom: "So it costs $400 just to play this!? Wait, what's that thing over there?"

Clerk: "Oh, that's the PS3 bundle. It comes with a camera, a controller, and the special Move motion controller."

Mom: "Wait, so they both come with cameras, but this one comes with two controllers?"

Clerk "Yes."

Mom: "And they cost the same price?"

Clerk: "Yes."

Mom: "I'll take it! And throw in a copy of that Eyepet game, I'll get that instead of Kinectimals."

Ha that would be the ultimate rip off right there.
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[QUOTE="MangaJ"]

[QUOTE="88mphSlayer"]

"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"Oh, well screw this. How about this PC?"

"Um, I guess."

"What games do you want?"

"Let's just go home and set it up and install Steam."

"OMFG LOOK AT ALL THESE GAMES! THOUSANDS! DEALS OUT THE WAZOO!"

*weeks later*

"We haven't seen our son in weeks."

"Our son is dead?"

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

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Uhhhh, you know this happened on Sunday right? Just MTV and Nick had rights to record and are airing it today
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#23 heretrix
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That is, assuming there are any arcade units left by then. Microsoft has already discontinued all older models of Xbox and are only manufacturing slims now.

Timstuff

They have not discontinued the arcade. :|

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[QUOTE="heretrix"]

Lol. I cracks me up at how offended you guys are about this. It's not for you, get over it and go back to screaming at people on XBL or PSN.

TacticalDesire

I agree...I'm not sold on Kinect either but do we have to go around making posts about the advertising on Nickelodeon. Who cares how much money MS is spending on advertisement, they are a MEGA company its what they do. Last I checked it isn't our concern as to how MS spends there money we are not consumer advisors for them are we? Also as a silly as it sounds mis-spelling a word such as ridiculous, helps to dilute credibility in my eyes just a bit. In the same way that when people slam MS and Kinect they call it "Kinetic". Oh well at least I haven't seen that mistake in this thread. :)

ok WOW yeah you guys are right, who cares how much M$ is spending, it doesnt really matter tome either, but the point of this thread was to tell poeple about the presentation in case they didnt see, cuz I didnt see. Also I always misspell alot of things, and guess wat, as long as you I get the msg across it dont really matter how I spell things, I know I cant spell for ****

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[QUOTE="88mphSlayer"]

"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"well forget the $300, lets just go with the $150 version"

"now this version won't let you download extra content from the Xbox Live Marketplace"

"what is that?"

"well that's where you get extra content for games like Halo or Call of Duty"

"we don't want that in our house"

"ok, that's $340 for an Arcade 360, Kinect, and Kinectimals, now you'll also need an extra cable for that to work"

"an extra cable? what for?"

"well because the old models need an extra cable from Microsoft in order to work with Kinect"

"REALLY? how much is that?"

"$15"

"alright fine, it's still cheaper than buying that $300 xbox"

@ home on christmas day:

"we got you Kinectimals!"

"yaaaaaaaaaay! lets go play!"

"alright, lets set this up and turn it on and..."

RROD

"wat"

...

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

:?

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You won son.

lol Owned and Owned.
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yeah I know that now but since I dindt see it on Sunday, I figure it out cuz I had since some gifs from it
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#28 GreySeal9
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I fail to see what is wrong with advertising Natal on Nickolodeon. It actually seems like a good idea.

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#29 Diviniuz
Member since 2009 • 6460 Posts

"mommy mommy! i wanna play that animals game for the k... k..."

"kinect honey?"

"ya! can i please?????"

"maybe for christmas"

@ store

"how much is the kinect?"

"well it costs $150"

"for the whole thing?"

"no just for the camera"

"well what else do i need to buy?"

"an xbox 360"

"why do i need to buy an xbox 360?"

"well because that's what the games run on, Kinect is just a camera peripheral, but you need it in order to play games"

"ok, how much is an xbox 360?"

"well we've got these older xbox 360's on discount for $150 but we've also got these new models for $300"

"$300?!?! so that means $450, without even any games?"

"yeah that's right, games are $40 each for Kinect"

"well forget the $300, lets just go with the $150 version"

"now this version won't let you download extra content from the Xbox Live Marketplace"

"what is that?"

"well that's where you get extra content for games like Halo or Call of Duty"

"we don't want that in our house"

"ok, that's $340 for an Arcade 360, Kinect, and Kinectimals, now you'll also need an extra cable for that to work"

"an extra cable? what for?"

"well because the old models need an extra cable from Microsoft in order to work with Kinect"

"REALLY? how much is that?"

"$15"

"alright fine, it's still cheaper than buying that $300 xbox"

@ home on christmas day:

"we got you Kinectimals!"

"yaaaaaaaaaay! lets go play!"

"alright, lets set this up and turn it on and..."

RROD

"wat"

...

yeah that's pretty much how it'll go down

:?

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#30 Ragnarok1051
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[QUOTE="88mphSlayer"]

Long Kinect joke.

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The damage control is good here. Not the damage control itself because that was terrible but its fun to watch 360 fans damage control this E3.

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#31 Ragnarok1051
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What's wrong with Family Matters?
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#32 monson21502
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Its the all so obviously fakeRTUUMM
so you think those videos of move are real? you wont be holding a bow shooting. u`ll be holding a stick with a light bulb on top making a fake motion that you can do sitting down with your eyes closed then press a button to shoot. kinect is the most realistic out of the 3 imo
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#34 gago-gago
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Who watches Nickolodeon still oh wait, Microsoft got that demographic on lock with the Kinect, good business move.

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#35 Ragnarok1051
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Who watches Nickolodeon still oh wait, Microsoft got that demographic on lock with the Kinect, good business move.

gago-gago

I still watch Nickelodeon. I refuse to grow up. :P

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#36 monson21502
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[QUOTE="88mphSlayer"]

"

:?

Diviniuz

Funniest thing I read all day, ending was great

i thought the funniest thing today was when that sony dude slipped and said with move you will use both your arms and your feet. then quikly said you wont use your feet but the move controller can go all the way down or up. the eye goes where you go

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#37 Riverwolf007
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damn, what do i do here, make fun of kinect or a guy that watches family matters. you are tearing me apart!!!!

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#38 Ragnarok1051
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damn, what do i do here, make fun of kinect or a guy that watches family matters. you are tearing me apart!!!!

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What's wrong with Family Matters?!?! Its still a great show. I wish Nick would bring back Fresh Prince though because that's the show you need to be watching.
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#39 RTUUMM
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You are an idiot do you know how business works? As you can tell most of the games kinect are for children. So there going to target market the kids. It called BUSINESS making the money.

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#40 RTUUMM
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[QUOTE="Ragnarok1051"][QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

damn, what do i do here, make fun of kinect or a guy that watches family matters. you are tearing me apart!!!!

What's wrong with Family Matters?!?! Its still a great show. I wish Nick would bring back Fresh Prince though because that's the show you need to be watching.

Yeah man Family Matters is a classic and I miss Fresh Prince :(
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#41 Riverwolf007
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the irony of you guys making fun of kinect while watching some crap ass sitcom is too much for me. can you not see how your poor choice of television shows and other peoples poor choice in buying some horrible motion control game add on are one and the same thing?

can you see it? even a bit? no? not suprising.

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#42 Ragnarok1051
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the irony of you guys making fun of kinect while watching some crap ass sitcom is too much for me. can you not see how your poor choice of television shows and other peoples poor choice in buying some horrible motion control game add on are one and the same thing?

can you see it? even a bit? no? not suprising.

Riverwolf007
Since when was Family Matters bad? Why you hatin? :(
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#43 VideoGameGuy
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[QUOTE="Ragnarok1051"][QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

damn, what do i do here, make fun of kinect or a guy that watches family matters. you are tearing me apart!!!!

RTUUMM
What's wrong with Family Matters?!?! Its still a great show. I wish Nick would bring back Fresh Prince though because that's the show you need to be watching.

Yeah man Family Matters is a classic and I miss Fresh Prince :(

Fresh Prince is on TBS in the mornings, just DVR it. And to answer a my quote from earlier, Nothing is wrong with Family matters, i love that show and all those classic TGIF shows but any sentence that starts with "So i was watching Family Matters" just cracks me up
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#44 RTUUMM
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[QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

the irony of you guys making fun of kinect while watching some crap ass sitcom is too much for me. can you not see how your poor choice of television shows and other peoples poor choice in buying some horrible motion control game add on are one and the same thing?

can you see it? even a bit? no? not suprising.

WOW wats wrong with people today? Why is everybody so angry? and why does everyone hate Family Matters? HOLY **** why is everbody so pissed off?
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#45 RTUUMM
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[QUOTE="RTUUMM"][QUOTE="Ragnarok1051"] What's wrong with Family Matters?!?! Its still a great show. I wish Nick would bring back Fresh Prince though because that's the show you need to be watching. VideoGameGuy
Yeah man Family Matters is a classic and I miss Fresh Prince :(

Fresh Prince is on TBS in the mornings, just DVR it. And to answer a my quote from earlier, Nothing is wrong with Family matters, i love that show and all those classic TGIF shows but any sentence that starts with "So i was watching Family Matters" just cracks me up

Yeah cuz we all have DVRs >_>
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#46 tempest91
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[QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

the irony of you guys making fun of kinect while watching some crap ass sitcom is too much for me. can you not see how your poor choice of television shows and other peoples poor choice in buying some horrible motion control game add on are one and the same thing?

can you see it? even a bit? no? not suprising.

RTUUMM

WOW wats wrong with people today? Why is everybody so angry? and why does everyone hate Family Matters? HOLY **** why is everbody so pissed off?

E3, it's gets the blood flowing. That, and Ritalin.

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#47 Ragnarok1051
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[QUOTE="RTUUMM"][QUOTE="Ragnarok1051"] What's wrong with Family Matters?!?! Its still a great show. I wish Nick would bring back Fresh Prince though because that's the show you need to be watching. VideoGameGuy
Yeah man Family Matters is a classic and I miss Fresh Prince :(

Fresh Prince is on TBS in the mornings, just DVR it. And to answer a my quote from earlier, Nothing is wrong with Family matters, i love that show and all those classic TGIF shows but any sentence that starts with "So i was watching Family Matters" just cracks me up

I was actually watching Fresh Prince and the World Cup this morning. :)
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#48 VideoGameGuy
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[QUOTE="VideoGameGuy"][QUOTE="RTUUMM"] Yeah man Family Matters is a classic and I miss Fresh Prince :(RTUUMM
Fresh Prince is on TBS in the mornings, just DVR it. And to answer a my quote from earlier, Nothing is wrong with Family matters, i love that show and all those classic TGIF shows but any sentence that starts with "So i was watching Family Matters" just cracks me up

Yeah cuz we all have DVRs >_>

it's on DVD?? lol i'm trying at least!
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#49 RTUUMM
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[QUOTE="tempest91"]

[QUOTE="RTUUMM"][QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

the irony of you guys making fun of kinect while watching some crap ass sitcom is too much for me. can you not see how your poor choice of television shows and other peoples poor choice in buying some horrible motion control game add on are one and the same thing?

can you see it? even a bit? no? not suprising.

WOW wats wrong with people today? Why is everybody so angry? and why does everyone hate Family Matters? HOLY **** why is everbody so pissed off?

E3, it's gets the blood flowing. That, and Ritalin.

well yeah its e3, so I would think people would be in a happy mood. I could see why you would be mad if you were hoping to be amazed by M$ conference, but both SONY and Nintendo's were great
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#50 tempest91
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[QUOTE="tempest91"]

[QUOTE="RTUUMM"] WOW wats wrong with people today? Why is everybody so angry? and why does everyone hate Family Matters? HOLY **** why is everbody so pissed off?RTUUMM

E3, it's gets the blood flowing. That, and Ritalin.

well yeah its e3, so I would think people would be in a happy mood. I could see why you would be mad if you were hoping to be amazed by M$ conference, but both SONY and Nintendo's were great

I thought all 3 were decent, but exactly what we all expected. Nothing to get all hot and bothered about.