1. Game is slightly longer than 4 hours. Literally no exaggeration here, I beat the first 2 levels in less than 90s minutes, and I was **** around. There is no exploration or anything to be had. And the third level consists of a mediocre licensed title level 5 minute driving sequences that takes you directly to a boss, so it's a 20 minute level.
2. The levels are small and pathetic, the 5 levels are about the size of a COD multiplayer map. It's simply pitiful. Everything is rehashed in this crappy textured black & white world.
3. The game is repetitive as **** the only reason it even lasts this long is because you need to grind up points to access the final boss on each level.
4. The combat, you can punch and swing your chainsaw. You can grab somebody and throw them. That's pretty much it. There is no depth in combat and you must get points by doing gimmicky **** like sticking tires or posts into people's heads. Then either throwing them in garbage cans to chop them into pieces or stick them onto a wall of spikes. After beating the first level you've literally done everything, and are repeating the same **** over and over again with little to no variety. If they didn't throw you a gimmicky weapon once a while this game's combat could be fully experienced to the max in 10 minutes of play.
5. Wiimote sucks once again, horribly.
Wiitards are owned, end of story. This game blows compared to ANY competent next gen action game.
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