Everyone knows this, but denies it.
Advantages of the manticore:
Portal gun
Flaming Sword
Cookies
Has a shield to defend against Lord Voldemort's killing curse
Gabe Newell comes to your birthday party
Disadvantages:
There are none
Advantages of being a fanboy (cows, lemmings, sheep, hermits, worms)
None
Disadvantages:
too young
Has to suck up to corporations
idiots
makes opinions
troll
uses review scores to be satisfied with their "exclusives" (those don't even exist to the manticore)
Overall, manticores win and are the supreme master race. Now bow before us.
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