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#1 AndrewStar101
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You must continue the never ending story, you can only use 5 words so BEGIN.

Master chief, Mario, and snake walk into a room with 3 different doors when...

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You must continue the never ending story, you can only use 5 words so BEGIN.

Master chief, Mario, and snake walk into a room with 3 different doors when...

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You must continue the never ending story, you can only use 5 words so BEGIN.

Master chief, Mario, and snake walk into a room with 3 different doors when...

AndrewStar101

Master Chief shoots Mario

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the room collapses, all die
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Snake hides under box, survives

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The End.
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and the taco wins!!!!
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chuck norris roundhouse kicks them.
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Well that **** the bed really fast. :)
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Snakes box implodes, snake dies
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Link taunts an obese ostrich
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snake selects Continue and returns
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AIDS pwns them all
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Elite Beat Agent rape EVERYONE!
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AIDS pwns them allsniperpenguins

snake wears protection and lives.

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[QUOTE="AndrewStar101"]

You must continue the never ending story, you can only use 5 words so BEGIN.

Master chief, Mario, and snake walk into a room with 3 different doors when...

MikeE21286

You must continue the never ending story, you can only use 5 words so BEGIN.

Master chief, Mario, and snake walk into a room with 3 different doors when...

AndrewStar101

Master Chief shoots Mario

Or at least tries to, as mario is a bunny hopper XD

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[QUOTE="sniperpenguins"]AIDS pwns them allMordred19

snake wears protection and lives.

He then dies of Ecoli from eating too much wild animal...
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they went to pizza hut
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#19 kittykatz5k
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they went to pizza hutvenomgxt

And for some rason, a 7 year old kid's screaming voice came out of master cheif's helmet.

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Snake bodyslams a little kitty
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It turned out MC was pregnant, and gave birth to a 7 year old through his mouth.
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It turned out MC was pregnant, and gave birth to a 7 year old through his mouth.TheOneMan

:lol: genius

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#23 Tamashii-sosaku
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5 words is way to restrictive so I'm just going to ignore that bit.

Master chief, Mario, and Snake walk into a bar. Mario wanders off to the bathroom to fix the plumbing while Snake MC order some drinks at the bar and find a place to sit. "2 pints and fruit based drink for the Italian please."

MC begins to strike up a conversation. "So...when you going to get that ridiculous mullet cut? a 50 year old with a mullet is just plain humilliating" Snakes eyes sharpen and stare into MC's visor. "The day you lose that stupid power ranger suit and have a proper shower" Silence desends on the room and is then shattered by a drunken murmur from the darkest corner of the bar. "Oi! You act like I don't exist! Am I not good enough for am ah? eh? eh? Not "Cool" enough to hang around in your little gang? eh? EH? I was cool you know! I was cool! Back in the day kids used to love me! You'll see! You'll see! I'll... #hiccup# I'll... #hicc# show youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhh...#hic#...ughhh"

"Just ignore him snake, it's best just to leave him alone."

"I wonder if we'll end up like that one day?..." ponders snakeas he pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a tupawear box of pills to down with his pint.

Mario returns from the toilet...

#PLEASE CONTINUE#

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#24 TheOneMan
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5 words is way to restrictive so I'm just going to ignore that bit.

Master chief, Mario, and Snake walk into a bar. Mario wanders off to the bathroom to fix the plumbing while Snake MC order some drinks at the bar and find a place to sit. "2 pints and fruit based drink for the Italian please."

MC begins to strike up a conversation. "So...when you going to get that ridiculous mullet cut? a 50 year old with a mullet is just plain humilliating" Snakes eyes sharpen and stare into MC's visor. "The day you lose that stupid power ranger suit and have a proper shower" Silence desends on the room and is then shattered by a drunken murmur from the darkest corner of the bar. "Oi! You act like I don't exist! Am I not good enough for am ah? eh? eh? Not "Cool" enough to hang around in your little gang? eh? EH? I was cool you know! I was cool! Back in the day kids used to love me! You'll see! You'll see! I'll... #hiccup# I'll... #hicc# show youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhh...#hic#...ughhh"

"Just ignore him snake, it's best just to leave him alone."

"I wonder if we'll end up like that one day?..." ponders snakeas he pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a tupawear box of pills to down with his pint.

Mario returns from the toilet...

#PLEASE CONTINUE#

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Mario's dookie fumes kill everyone in the bar.
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#25 Timesplitter14
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Snake drinks Mario. Master Chief asks Snake to drink his 7 year old baby. The barman becomes mentally disturbed and starts crying blood.
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#26 TheOneMan
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Snake drinks Mario. Timesplitter14
I would KILL for a sip of Mario.
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they all start making out.