Maxim gives new 50 Cent game higher review scores than SFIV and Killzone 2, LOL!

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#1 ASK_Story
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LOL!

Maxim.

SFIV got a 3.5/5 and Killzone 2 got a 3/5!

Hilarious!
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#2 PSdual_wielder
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"18 new music tracks"

LOL

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#3 PokerPirate
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So why did you come forward a few days in time with your 'time machine'?
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#4 IshmaelSonata
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but its so hard to even pay attention to maxim game reviews when you have that blazing cover. Everyone knows that the mag's got quite the authority on hot girls and quite the opposite on games.
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"A wanksta proof gem"... :lol:
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#6 Chutebox
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LOL!

Maxim.

SFIV got a 3.5/5 and Killzone 2 got a 3/5!

Hilarious! ASK_Story
Actually KZ2 got 3.5/5 and ST4 got 3/5. Also, this is at least the 5th thread on this.
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#7 NocturnalNoctis
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This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for. Even the Killzone 2 haters know this review is pretty jacked up.
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#8 gamefan67
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It would be crazy if the game is actually good....
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#9 Chutebox
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[QUOTE="NocturnalNoctis"]This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for. Even the Killzone 2 haters know this review is pretty jacked up.

I think they're trying to get a deal for half dollar to come in and interview exclusively.
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#10 ASK_Story
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It would be crazy if the game is actually good....gamefan67
Yeah, we never played the 50 Cent game so it might be good. But that's not the point here. The point is Maxim giving game reviews is a joke and especially those horrid scores for SFIV and Killzone 2. That's just ridiculous!
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#11 McdonaIdsGuy
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This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for.NocturnalNoctis


Oh come on..are you going to start a conspiracy theory if other websites give KZ2 negative reviews?Why some people do such a big deal for reviews coming from a crappy website/magazine that no one even knows they exist.
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#12 Chutebox
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[QUOTE="NocturnalNoctis"]This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for.McdonaIdsGuy


Oh come on..are you going to start a conspiracy theory if other websites give KZ2 negative reviews?Why some people do such a big deal for reviews coming from a crappy website that no one even knows they exist.

Well, this one would be much more reasonable since Maxim deals with interviews with music people and what not. Come on, it's half dollar in the middle east...
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#13 Hoobinator
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[QUOTE="NocturnalNoctis"]This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for.McdonaIdsGuy


Oh come on..are you going to start a conspiracy theory if other websites give KZ2 negative reviews?Why some people do such a big deal for reviews coming from a crappy website that no one even knows they exist.

LMAO. Maxim took bungs, like Sam Allardyce.

Bungs, bungs, bungs, bungs, bungs. CORRUPTION IS EVERYWHERE.

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[QUOTE="NocturnalNoctis"]This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for.McdonaIdsGuy


Oh come on..are you going to start a conspiracy theory if other websites give KZ2 negative reviews?Why some people do such a big deal for reviews coming from a crappy website that no one even knows they exist.

I didn't know I was throwing a huge fit and making a big deal out of this. I love how you said Killzone 2, what if I cared more about Street Fighter IV's review. Assumptions assumptions The review is bogus, and i'm sticking to my word. I believe Maxim was payed for this, so Mr Two Quarters can go on tv and advertise his game. He needs at least one good review to gloat about on tv to seem the least bit convincing. 50¢: Check it out y'all 4/5, go buy it mayne.
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I got the magic joy-stick...... :|
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"A wanksta proof gem"... :lol:Hoobinator

classic:lol:

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haven't played any of them... neither have any of you... soooooooo
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#18 ZoomZoom2490
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kill zone 2 doesnt exist, but i do know the game called killzone 2
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#19 mitu123
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This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for. Even the Killzone 2 haters know this review is pretty jacked up.NocturnalNoctis
I actually agree with you, I don't believe it either. And BTW, I don't hate this game, I hate the hype it's getting.
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[QUOTE="NocturnalNoctis"]This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for. Even the Killzone 2 haters know this review is pretty jacked up.mitu123
I actually agree with you, I don't believe it either. And BTW, I don't hate this game, I hate the hype it's getting.

I think that majority of NA sites/media will flop kz2, I dont think they have a choice.

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[QUOTE="McdonaIdsGuy"][QUOTE="NocturnalNoctis"]This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for.NocturnalNoctis


Oh come on..are you going to start a conspiracy theory if other websites give KZ2 negative reviews?Why some people do such a big deal for reviews coming from a crappy website that no one even knows they exist.

I didn't know I was throwing a huge fit and making a big deal out of this. I love how you said Killzone 2, what if I cared more about Street Fighter IV's review. Assumptions assumptions The review is bogus, and i'm sticking to my word. I believe Maxim was payed for this, so Mr Two Quarters can go on tv and advertise his game. He needs at least one good review to gloat about on tv to seem the least bit convincing. 50¢: Check it out y'all 4/5, go buy it mayne.

LMAO! 50 would say something like that. But it would be funny if it keeps on getting good reviews.
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#22 mitu123
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[QUOTE="mitu123"][QUOTE="NocturnalNoctis"]This is one of the few times that I believe that a review was payed for. Even the Killzone 2 haters know this review is pretty jacked up.ZoomZoom2490

I actually agree with you, I don't believe it either. And BTW, I don't hate this game, I hate the hype it's getting.

I think that majority of NA sites/media will flop kz2, they have to.

Nah, they'll be amazed by the graphics and multiplayer, it's the single player I'm worried about, if it doesn't have a great campaign, it can still flop.
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#23 rybe1025
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Have you played all 3 games? How do you know they are wrong. Who knows the new 50 cent game could be awsome.
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#24 ZoomZoom2490
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[QUOTE="ZoomZoom2490"]

[QUOTE="mitu123"] I actually agree with you, I don't believe it either. And BTW, I don't hate this game, I hate the hype it's getting.mitu123

I think that majority of NA sites/media will flop kz2, they have to.

Nah, they'll be amazed by the graphics and multiplayer, it's the single player I'm worried about, if it doesn't have a great campaign, it can still flop.

even if the sp is out of this world, majority will still flop it, trust me. After reading all the negative stuff about ps3 from NA media for the last 3 weeks, its pretty obvious that ms is on the move to destroy this game.

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Have you played all 3 games? How do you know they are wrong. Who knows the new 50 cent game could be awsome.rybe1025

i played the previous 50 cent game and this one wont be any different, and i played the kz2 beta, the difference between the two apps is like night and day. But its still funny that you are somehow optimistic about the reviews. lol

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[QUOTE="ZoomZoom2490"]

[QUOTE="mitu123"] I actually agree with you, I don't believe it either. And BTW, I don't hate this game, I hate the hype it's getting.mitu123

I think that majority of NA sites/media will flop kz2, they have to.

Nah, they'll be amazed by the graphics and multiplayer, it's the single player I'm worried about, if it doesn't have a great campaign, it can still flop.

well Resistance2 & Geow2 didnt have amazing sp campaign.. they were action packed but slightly repetitive imo...And both got great scores... so KZ2 just needs a well paced, action filled campaign and probably for reviewers it will be enough... Personally i dont expect an amazing story/plot for KZ2 but as long as it keeps me entertained and satisfies my shooting urge thats enough for me :)

(note: I also enjoyed R2's & Geow2's sp campaigns)

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#27 mitu123
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[QUOTE="mitu123"][QUOTE="ZoomZoom2490"]

I think that majority of NA sites/media will flop kz2, they have to.

ZoomZoom2490

Nah, they'll be amazed by the graphics and multiplayer, it's the single player I'm worried about, if it doesn't have a great campaign, it can still flop.

even if the sp is out of this world, majority will still flop it, trust me. After reading all the negative stuff about ps3 from NA media for the last 3 weeks, its pretty obvious that ms is on the move.

I don't think the game will pull a Killzone 1 on us again, they worked really hard on this one. And what does Microsoft have to do with anything?
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A 3/5 for Killzone 2 can mean two things. Either it doesn't appeal to casuals much (I'm assuming Maxim is a casuals magazine when it comes to gaming) or it just sucks. I'm leaning towards the second option.
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#29 ZoomZoom2490
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[QUOTE="ZoomZoom2490"][QUOTE="mitu123"] Nah, they'll be amazed by the graphics and multiplayer, it's the single player I'm worried about, if it doesn't have a great campaign, it can still flop.mitu123

even if the sp is out of this world, majority will still flop it, trust me. After reading all the negative stuff about ps3 from NA media for the last 3 weeks, its pretty obvious that ms is on the move.

I don't think the game will pull a Killzone 1 on us again, they worked really hard on this one. And what does Microsoft have to do with anything?

kz2 will be an awesome game but i think that NA media will stick up for ms without ms asking anything from them.

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#30 mitu123
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[QUOTE="mitu123"][QUOTE="ZoomZoom2490"]

I think that majority of NA sites/media will flop kz2, they have to.

Malta_1980

Nah, they'll be amazed by the graphics and multiplayer, it's the single player I'm worried about, if it doesn't have a great campaign, it can still flop.

well Resistance2 & Geow2 didnt have amazing sp campaign.. they were action packed but slightly repetitive imo...And both got great scores... so KZ2 just needs a well paced, action filled campaign and probably for reviewers it will be enough... Personally i dont expect an amazing story/plot for KZ2 but as long as it keeps me entertained and satisfies my shooting urge thats enough for me :)

(note: I also enjoyed R2's & Geow2's sp campaigns)

Maybe they overrate them like they did with Halo 3, nah, I'm joking, I didn't play either game, but I heard Gears 2 single player was great and better than it's multiplayer, oh well.
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[QUOTE="rybe1025"]Have you played all 3 games? How do you know they are wrong. Who knows the new 50 cent game could be awsome.ZoomZoom2490

i played the previous 50 cent game and this one wont be any different, and i played the kz2 beta, the difference between the two apps is like night and day. But its still funny that you are somehow optimistic about the reviews. lol

So do you think the first KZ is worse then KZ2? You see how flawed your logic is saying 50 cent game is bad because of the first one but you like KZ2 even though KZ1 was a huge bomb. Even if it is a great game I still could not play it. I hate rap and rappers. I am just saying it could be a great game.
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[QUOTE="gamefan67"]It would be crazy if the game is actually good....ASK_Story
Yeah, we never played the 50 Cent game so it might be good. But that's not the point here. The point is Maxim giving game reviews is a joke and especially those horrid scores for SFIV and Killzone 2. That's just ridiculous!

I am not disagreeing with you on the reviews nor the screen shots...but Maxim targets the same age demographic as the PS3 and 360...So as a joke that we might think they are...That mag is going to get in the hands of a lot of targeted consumers..

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#33 mitu123
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ZoomZoom2490, lets hope your right.
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#34 Malta_1980
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Have you played all 3 games? How do you know they are wrong. Who knows the new 50 cent game could be awsome.rybe1025

I agree that the new 50 cent game might be a good shooter, but its funny how haters seem to suddenly find MAXIM as THE reliable source in games reviews... SFIV was/is a pretty much hyped title but no one is talking about its low score, apparently haters just focused on KZ2... go figure out why !!!!

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I don't really about reviewa I would rather play the game myself to see if I like it or not.
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[QUOTE="rybe1025"]Have you played all 3 games? How do you know they are wrong. Who knows the new 50 cent game could be awsome.Malta_1980

I agree that the new 50 cent game might be a good shooter, but its funny how haters seem to suddenly find MAXIM as THE reliable source in games reviews... SFIV was/is a pretty much hyped title but no one is talking about its low score, apparently haters just focused on KZ2... go figure out why !!!!

From what I have seen all 3 games look bad including SF. In saying that though the people at MAxim I assume have played all 3 in order to review so they know better then me about them. As far as being credible Maxim does not need to give bad reviews to get more people since they are not a pure gaming mag for example how Edge does things. Maxim is pretty big so they do not need to give a fake review for some rapper game for attention.
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#37 ZoomZoom2490
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entertainment magazine gave a high score to a game that has an entertainer name on it? who could of guessed.
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#38 Malta_1980
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[QUOTE="Malta_1980"]

[QUOTE="rybe1025"]Have you played all 3 games? How do you know they are wrong. Who knows the new 50 cent game could be awsome.rybe1025

I agree that the new 50 cent game might be a good shooter, but its funny how haters seem to suddenly find MAXIM as THE reliable source in games reviews... SFIV was/is a pretty much hyped title but no one is talking about its low score, apparently haters just focused on KZ2... go figure out why !!!!

From what I have seen all 3 games look bad including SF. In saying that though the people at MAxim I assume have played all 3 in order to review so they know better then me about them. As far as being credible Maxim does not need to give bad reviews to get more people since they are not a pure gaming mag for example how Edge does things. Maxim is pretty big so they do not need to give a fake review for some rapper game for attention.

I am not saying MAXIM got paid to give a better score to the new 50 cent game.... I'm just saying the reviewer has very bad taste in gaming and should just stick to reviewing half naked girls & music !! LOL

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#39 LightReflection
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Have you played all 3 games?rybe1025
I seriously doubt they have.
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"18 new music tracks" :lol:
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AAAA Confirmed.

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#42 skrat_01
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There has been so many threads about this..... But of course - look at the source. If you take the reviews seriously, your opinion should not be.
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#43 TTDog
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So why did you come forward a few days in time with your 'time machine'?PokerPirate

Guess you don't know that subscribers generally get there copy earlier than the magazine appears on the shop shelves.

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#44 Master-Thief-09
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Sony just got KILLZOWNED!
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#45 110million
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Actually did not see this before :P I love SFIV's review "ITS 3D SO ITS NOT OLD SCHOOL :cry:" :roll:
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#46 kingdre
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Who reads Maxim for the game reviews?
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#47 Diviniuz
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This just in from the future 50 Cent game wins Gamespot GOTY 2009! But seriously I highly doubt 50 cent should receive a higher rating than street fighter and killzone2.
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#48 wooooode
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Well you have the scores flipped SFIV got a 3 and Killzone 2 goat 3.5.
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#49 Floppy_Jim
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50 Cent just Killzowned Killzone 2 :lol: Better luck with part 3, Guerilla.
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#50 deactivated-5dd711115e664
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LOL!

Maxim.

SFIV got a 3.5/5 and Killzone 2 got a 3/5!

Hilarious! ASK_Story

Lol! You read Maxim. And worse yet, you take it seriously.

You DO realize that they have been busted a number of times for their terrible habbit of reviewing movies/cds/games without ever actually watching/listening/playing them right? They review everything based on how "manly" they think it is and based purely on image. They have never played the games they reviewed.

I think any and all future "Maxim says" threads should just count as self-ownage. Anyone who admits to reading Maxim and actually thinks of it as a serious and reliable magazine is just exposing how much they actually know themselves.