Microsoft to Open a Xbox One Hotel in France.

http://www.morningjournal.com/arts-and-entertainment/20131113/microsoft-to-open-xbox-one-hotel-in-paris

Wow...

Good thing they didn't make a 360 hotel... They'd have to constantly keep the heat at around 700°C.

Seriously though, such an awesome city. I wanna go back... Just not for this hotel.

Weird.

And thus why MS needs a new CEO. To stop retarded shit like this.

Not sure if you realize how much that does not make sense.

It's not really meant to, other than to parody the RROD.

That is cool, maybe I'll get to see it someday.

If you said -700 then it would have been funnier. You basically just said it has to be hot to protect it fro overheating.

Are we debating this? The thing overheated. The joke was a reference to that. Stop talking.

no one in europe gives a shit about xbox though

No there is no debate, you messed up and now you want me to stop talking because you messed up. Don;t have to get all angry all you had to do was say oops or my bad. It;s nice not to be a jerk sometimes eh?

I don't think that was his joke. I think he meant that the hotel would literally be a 360, meaning it would overheat, like the console.

What are you talking about? The 360 overheated, so I drew reference to that. They'd be simulating a 360. 360's overheat. The room is overheated.

This is boring. I'm done.

Why France? Go to Amsterdam, put the hotel in the red light district next to all the drugs and hookers; then when people are having a great time the advertising will be more effective.

You got that from:

"Good thing they didn't make a 360 hotel... They'd have to constantly keep the heat at around 700°C."????

No actually you did not, you stole that from the above poster.

However have a nice day.

Now to more important questions like where MS got the money to throw on world launches and Hotels of insane magnitudes.

It is just a PR stunt. They are redecorating an existing hotel into an Xbox theme until January. It isn't like they bought and now own a hotel.

Stole what? The basis of my joke. Seriously, stop being a complete f*ckhead. Go make some polls to ride.

You said that if it was a 360 hotel they would have to constantly keep the heat at around 700°C.

Stop shitting on yourself, admit you messed up thanks. Moving on, the money they got for the hotels, where did it come from?

Don't think anyone thinks they brought the hotel, but it would still coast money regardless.

Yes. Yes I did.

He didn't steal that from me, I'm just on the same wavelength as @lundy86_4

The system overheated. Do you know what "simulate" means? Jesus Christ, it's like debating a two year-old.

The restaurant there only serves Doritos and Mountain Dew.

I like turtles

It's like debating a mentally challenged one year old that can't add 1+1.

You said "CONSTANTLY KEEP THE HEAT."

The Xbox One hotel is designed to play the Xbox One in them.

You said if it was an Xbox 360 hotel they would have to "CONSTANTLY KEEP THE HEAT UP TO 700"

The joke of the 360 overheating makes no sense here because you are now saying they would have to KEEP THE HEAT UP CONSTANTLY" Because the XBOX 360 would over heat.

If you were NOT STUPID, you would look up the meaning for the words you use. No there is no Simulation you fucked up get your head out your ass.

IF YOU STILL don't get it I CAN ADD MORE DETAIL to make you see how bad your words were put in context. But i think you can't be THAT DUMB.

Anyway, about the money used on the hotel.

You had me at 'go to Amsterdam'.

You know, we could just get back to focusing on the hotel instead of a joke that might have been messed up,

Anyways. Does this actually interest anybody. If I go traveling, the hotel is only for rest. I don't plan on gaming when I go on a trip. That's just me though.

The 360 did overheat. Keeping the hotel room at a high temperature would cause overheating. Therein lies the joke. You're a f*cking moron, so move on.

They will be so drunk they will use their credit cards to buy 600 Xbox Ones PER person.

The debt however...

This.

Son you are so in a hole right now it's not even funny. Please learn what the words Constantly and Keep means using wonderful sources like dictionary.com. I mean you at first, said it was not meant to make sense, so you clearly stole your excuse without thinking time to move on. You failed, i will let you say whatever last word you want to put in.

Would CONSTANTLYKEEPing the heat at 700°C cause overheating? That's what they'd want to simulate an RROD. Jesus f*cking Christ.

Sad no Xbox Launch location is near turtles.

I am thinking about going to canada just to see that "giant One' with the "prizes" but the prices their are too damn high.

Well, luckily for cainetao11 if he comes to New Zealand to look at the underwater xbox one, he will see turtles. Not in the same shark tank mind you, but in the tank just before it.

So, maybe a turtle can cause a man to ... shell out ... some money, here in New Zealand.

Ha, maybe Microsoft picked up on the internet liking turtles? The sharks are a diversion, it's all about the turtles!

I am waiting for some one to try and rob that Xbox and flee to the Hotel to play it, not realize there is already a demo Xbox One i the hotel, and they find out they have 2 Xboxes.

After the cavity search they will be sent back to New Zealand, and water boarded with the sharks.

Always wanted to take a trip down there and Australia. Have friends in Oz. The shark pic just cracks me up. Shark almost had that seal, but it jumped off his nose and escaped.

if you want the room furnished you have to pay for a subscription to bed live.