Microsoft Unveil a New controller - WIth association with Nike, i present you...

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#1 RazMaTaz-1
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Xbox 360 Controller Shoes
by Matt Gibbs

Everyone knows about Heelys right? The shoes with mini wheels in them to let you skate along... well the same company has revealed their newest shoe creation, and it includes a Xbox 360 controller. Kotaku sums it up pretty nicely really:

I can't figure out which I find more disconcerting. The sheer overwhelming fuglatude of these shoes or the fact that just don't make any sense what so ever. What the hell was going through their minds when they came up with this?

I mean the complete stupidity of this idea makes me question the company's success with the Heely. Was it just pure luck? Do these guys have two buckets, one filled with shoes and the other with objects and then just pick one from each bucket and make things with them

http://www.planetxbox360.com/index.php/articledetails/show/2863

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#2 Spartan8907
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I really hope this is a joke. Otherwise....,....um...

...,...um...

...hmm....

...um, no comment.

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#3 Arsuz
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:shock: ..... :lol:
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#4 TheDarkDisciple
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awesome. Now i can go to a friends house, not worrying about having to bring one of the old controllers, and i can just take my shoe off and start playing.

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#5 Vandalvideo
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awesome. Now i can go to a friends house, not worrying about having to bring one of the old controllers, and i can just take my shoe off and start playing.

TheDarkDisciple
That would suck if he had dogs.
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#6 tskeeve
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lolwut
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#7 Nike_Air
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" fuglatude "

That about sums it up.

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#8 sam280992
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MY GOD....
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#9 DmdSATISFACTIO
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I NEED THESE!
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#10 Zhengi
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Needs more RROD.

Also, the MS fanboys will lap it up like cats to milk.

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#11 sam280992
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What if you step on dogpoo :shock:
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#12 osan0
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ok....ok

ok....wait....

ok...let me get this straight....these guys have created a shoe that is also a fully functional 360 controller? is that right?

i mean i can understand a company trying to use the xbox brand to promote there shoes by making a themed shoe, so to speak. if thats the case here then more power to em.

but a fully functional controller...in a shoe? wha? sounds pretty daft to me.

still it might be so daft that it may just work :P.

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#13 FantasySports00
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best invention EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

IMA BUY 4 PAIRS!!

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#14 -NYBoricua-
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This is pretty sad, almost makes me want to never play games again knowing that if things like this can occur, imagine the road the gaming industry is going to take..

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#15 yoshi_64
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Pfft... Gamers don't run. They are heavy, overwieght losers, sweating in their mom's basements and probably don't even wear shoes.

...

I joke.

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#16 Bgrngod
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Sooo.... do you only get one shoe? What is in the other shoe? A headset?
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#17 istreakforfood
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awesome. Now i can go to a friends house, not worrying about having to bring one of the old controllers, and i can just take my shoe off and start playing.

TheDarkDisciple

sanitize your shoes before you decide on using it then.

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#18 covhunter
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How exactly would you hold that if you had let's say a size 12 foot?

EDIT: UK size, i forgot different countires had different measurements :P

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#19 sam280992
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ok....ok

ok....wait....

ok...let me get this straight....these guys have created a shoe that is also a fully functional 360 controller? is that right?

i mean i can understand a company trying to use the xbox brand to promote there shoes by making a themed shoe, so to speak. if thats the case here then more power to em.

but a fully functional controller...in a shoe? wha? sounds pretty daft to me.

still it might be so daft that it may just work :P.

osan0

Even if it does work i got my new backup

next time

Lemming: Go play LAIR or something like that LOOOOLL!!

Me: Go play Halo with your shoe.

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shhhh
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#21 TheDarkDisciple
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wait, does it really work as a controller though?? because i thought that part was a joke.

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#22 whocares4peace
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This cannot possibly be real.
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#24 sam280992
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wait, does it really work as a controller though?? because i thought that part was a joke.

TheDarkDisciple

It works!!! :D:D wait wait.. what if someone got a really big foot?:shock::lol:

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#25 groudyogre
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I hope this is is real (probably not though) the lems would have to to ULTRA MEGA HYPER UBER DAMAGE CONTROL!!!!
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#26 mingo123
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saw them shoes on TXB forums few days ago :lol: lame tbh

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#27 shoeman12
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that must be a joke. it won't work as a 360 controller, no triggers and only 1 analog. it might also be meant just for show, non functioning.
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#28 deactivated-5a28cb1c71427
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At least it looks more comfortable to play with than the original xbox controller. :lol:
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Just make sure you don't step in any mud. >_>
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#30 RazMaTaz-1
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that must be a joke. it won't work as a 360 controller, no triggers and only 1 analog. it might also be meant just for show, non functioning.shoeman12

walking around with 1 analogue dangling off your shoe :lol:

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#31 iunderstand
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That's a stupid place to put the power button. I'm going to end up turning the console on and off every time I get thristy.
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#32 sam280992
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Its a shoe! its a Xbox 360 controller! and they have merged! THE XSHOEBOX CONTROLLER!!!

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#33 remaGloohcSdlO
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I can't believe you are all falling for this... LOOK at it. Gullibility FTW!
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#34 nemes1s3000
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Please god let this be a cruel joke.
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#35 sam280992
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Please god let this be a cruel joke.nemes1s3000

Please God let this be true.

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#36 Pariah_001
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Needs more RROD.

Also, the MS fanboys will lap it up like cats to milk.

Zhengi

It's funny 'cuz it's true.

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#37 Philmon
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[QUOTE="nemes1s3000"]Please god let this be a cruel joke.sam280992

Please God let this be true.

Well if this is true you all better hope that your friends dont have a smelly feet....

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#38 gromit007
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I cannot possibly believe some of you think its real.
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[QUOTE="shoeman12"]that must be a joke. it won't work as a 360 controller, no triggers and only 1 analog. it might also be meant just for show, non functioning.RazMaTaz-1

walking around with 1 analogue dangling off your shoe :lol:

Nono, you've got it all wrong, the second analog is on the other shoe XD
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I cannot possibly believe some of you think its real.gromit007

I mad the same AAAA bet as you :P

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#41 -Jashan-
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Xbox 360 Controller Shoes
by Matt Gibbs

Everyone knows about Heelys right? The shoes with mini wheels in them to let you skate along... well the same company has revealed their newest shoe creation, and it includes a Xbox 360 controller. Kotaku sums it up pretty nicely really:

I can't figure out which I find more disconcerting. The sheer overwhelming fuglatude of these shoes or the fact that just don't make any sense what so ever. What the hell was going through their minds when they came up with this?

I mean the complete stupidity of this idea makes me question the company's success with the Heely. Was it just pure luck? Do these guys have two buckets, one filled with shoes and the other with objects and then just pick one from each bucket and make things with them

http://www.planetxbox360.com/index.php/articledetails/show/2863

RazMaTaz-1

least the playstation 3 shoes look a lot better

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#42 Kushstrain
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Ugly shoe :?....
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#43 OXIIIIXO
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I bet the guy who designed these shoes also designed the 360.
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:lol:
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#45 turgore
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How do you use it ....
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#46 Ontain
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that controler will stink :lol:
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#47 Heil68
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Awesome! I need a pair of those!
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#48 darthogre
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As if gamers didn't smell funky enough.....now they want you to use your shoe as a controller? That's not only stupid but this could be bad when people with kids get infections from playing with their friends "controller"......that just happens to have athlete's foot or some kind of fungal infection. People would really touch the bottom of their shoe.....have they seen what kids walk through? How much dog **** and trash does everyone walk through. They want kids to be touching that crap.

Obviously this is a joke because there is no way this can be a viable shoe and controller at the same time.

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#49 sam280992
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As if gamers didn't smell funky enough.....now they want you to use your shoe as a controller? That's not only stupid but this could be bad when people with kids get infections from playing with their friends "controller"......that just happens to have athlete's foot or some kind of fungal infection. People would really touch the bottom of their shoe.....have they seen what kids walk through? How much dog **** and trash does everyone walk through. They want kids to be touching that crap.

Obviously this is a joke because there is no way this can be a viable shoe and controller at the same time.

darthogre

Well I pray to God it is

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#50 Rudi-Johnson
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wheres the second thumbstick?