My best friend

My XBOX 360 is the only real friend I have. Most of the times my friends are at work and can't hang out; and most of my friends don't even have a 360 because they can't afford one. Whenever I am bored, my 360 is there for me. If I can't fall asleep at 4am, my 360 is there, smiling and saying "Play me fool!" (I imagine it sounds like Mr. T)

When I feel sad or lonely, I go to gamestop and buy a new game. It excites me and I sit and play the game for hours and hours of simulated happiness. Only, it's real, i'm actually happy...more happy than I am with my real friends who are too busy to hang out. 360, you are my only true friend. I know people will tell me to get a life, but I do have one; albeit virtual; it still makes me happy, and isn't that the whole point of life?

Thank you XBOX 360, for always beging there for me. You are a true friend indeed.

......crrraaaazzzyyy.......

:P

lol Well, I cant say my consoles are friends really... but they certainly are great devices when friends arent around. Alot of my friends drink and stuff now, and I'm not into that a bit, so we've grown apart. But, every once in awhile a friend comes over and is envy over my PS3/360 combo, lol.

Glad your console brings you joy though man.

just don't copulate with it.Hewkii