My girlfriend came over, saw my Wii and left me....

This was 2 weeks ago, and i haven't heard from her since. She's changed her phone number and it broke my heart. I'm really thinking of covering my wii up with a black cloth next time a girl comes around, well....if a girl ever comes around. I live in a small, derelict town which exemplifies the fact that is shouldn't be too hard to find her, but, i recently found out that she moved house. All this over a Wii? It's going to be a tough mission finding a girl that matches her in the 'looks' department. Her eyes were like two beautifully presented pearls. I just wanted to stroke her hair all day long. And i lost her for what? Super Mario Galaxy? Although It's a great game, i will never be able to make out with mario. Mario will never be able to sustain my manly desires. He will never be able to replace her. So this is just a warning for my fellow gamespotters out there, chicks don't dig the wii.

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27186040&tag=topics;title

I sense there's going to be some lockdown inc.

your lying

I believe him :)

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=27186040&tag=topics;title

I sense there's going to be some lockdown inc.

Espada12

this stole the idea off a youtube video some guy did with halo 3

This is so funny LMAO@!!!@!!

Maybe it's too tiny?

Lol, aren't you the same guy who said that your house was robbed and they left the Wii?

This was 2 weeks ago, and i haven't heard from her since. She's changed her phone number and it broke my heart. I'm really thinking of covering my wii up with a black cloth next time a girl comes around, well....if a girl ever comes around. I live in a small, derelict town which exemplifies the fact that is shouldn't be too hard to find her, but, i recently found out that she moved house. All this over a Wii? It's going to be a tough mission finding a girl that matches her in the 'looks' department. Her eyes were like two beautifully presented pearls. I just wanted to stroke her hair all day long. And i lost her for what? Super Mario Galaxy? Although It's a great game, i will never be able to make out with mario. Mario will never be able to sustain my manly desires. He will never be able to replace her. So this is just a warning for my fellow gamespotters out there, chicks don't dig the wii.

batboy113

damn you must have had a real small wii

this was your last topic

"Yes, it was amazing. Her panties make me squeel like a little girl. Her eyes glisten ever so sweetly. I just want to stroke her hair every time she walks past me.I couldn't even concentrate on my work due to being infatuated with her undeniable beauty. The problem is that she doesn't even know who i am, until today, at approximately 1.45 pm. I made my move. I dropped my pencil, hoping she would pick it up. I figured that if she had picked up my pencil, she was interested in me. 10 minutes passed and she still hadn't picked up the pencil. Was there something wrong with the pencil? No, i assure you that it's a brand new state of the art piece of stationary. 15 minutes passed and the pencil still hadn't been picked up. So i became agitated and finally cracked, i picked it up myself. Now i know what your thinking, "maybe she didn't see the pencil." Oh, she saw the pencil. I saw her look directly towards it as soon as i dropped it. Now i know what your thinking again, "she's obviously not interested in you if she didn't pick up your pencil." I know your right, and i'm extremely depressed right now. But, do you think there is any hope with this chick or should i give up?"

im guessing your full of **** and a bit weird

Plactic surgery will do the trick