My PS2 cheated on me..

So one day i came home and heard noises in my bedroom, i went up stairs and saw my PS2 was cheating on me with my best friend, so i chucked him out and threw her out the window. So now i figure its time to move, so with your help by answering these questions can i only find my favourite next gen bride.

1.Which console is the best to rest your feet on?

2.Which console makes the best girlfriend?

3.Which console makes the best punching bag?

4.What console is best for night time loving?

5.What controller makes the best dog toy?

6.What console makes the best teddy bear?

7.What console makes the best bodygaurd?

8.What controller is best for playing throw and catch?

9.Which console is the best kisser?

10.What console is best for weight training?

11.What console makes the best cusion?

12.What console is easier to take on a date?

Thanks you decide my future bride :)

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I can see you did a little Find and Replace, seeing as the whole thing doesn't make sense.billyea

Find and replace?, answer my questions....

[QUOTE="billyea"]I can see you did a little Find and Replace, seeing as the whole thing doesn't make sense.caribo2222

Find and replace?, answer my questions....

I'm still struggling with the first question: 'Why???"

EDIT: It looks like nonsense to me. =\ 

Get a PS1 its strangely sexualkamtong1

I knew the PS1 was my destiny the first day I saw it. Over the past 10 years we have shared many memories. I LOVE my PS1

The N64, we've had our ups and downs...good times and bad times...shared a pasionate friendship together. There's only one thing I ask of you, Miss N64, would you be so loving as to Marry Me.

Until Death Do Us Part.

Newly Married, N64 and -CheeseEater-

At the least get the PS2, it's emotion engine makes me emotional thinking about it

Make love to your Ipod, and have a very happy valentines day. Shower her with love and romance, spend caring time with Ipod.

Ipod, the freshmaker.

Zune! Zune! Zune! It smakes the ipod up its ass with its name alone

Zune! Zune! Zune! It smakes the ipod up its ass with its name alone

kamtong1

One day I hope to own a blu-ray player that also plays gameskamtong1

DON VITO for ALL OF EM!

I need to get a new girlfriend fast, im getting lonely :(. So could someone answer my questions? :evil:

With Consoles, I would look towards the words of Nated Dogg, Snoop, Warren G, and Karupt.

" It ain't no fun if the homie's can't have none."

So one day i came home and heard noises in my bedroom, i went up stairs and saw my PS2 was cheating on me with my best friend, so i chucked him out and threw her out the window. So now i figure its time to move, so with your help by answering these questions can i only find my favourite next gen bride.

1.Which console is the best to rest your feet on? PS3: Due to surface area alone.

2.Which console makes the best girlfriend?Dreamcast, N64 or XBOX: they shipped with 4 "ports".

3.Which console makes the best punching bag?Gamecube: It wasn't good for much else

4.What console is best for night time loving?PS3: Nice blue and green glow, and it's nearly silent, so you can talk dirty... softly.

5.What controller makes the best dog toy? SNES: It's already shaped that way

6.What console makes the best teddy bear?Virtual Boy: It already has legs.

7.What console makes the best bodygaurd?PS3: Noone could find you behind it, or pick it up to hit you with it.

8.What controller is best for playing throw and catch?Dreamcast: Closest to a boomerang first party controller

9.Which console is the best kisser?Wii: Rumble AND motion sensing

10.What console is best for weight training?360: Once you can lift it easily, start adding games as weights, since it's got so many right now.

11.What console makes the best cusion?Jaguar: It's only good under somone's ass.

12.What console is easier to take on a date?DS: You can hide it when you're real woman shows up.

Thanks you decide my future bride :)

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caribo2222

1. 360. Put a sweater over it and it's nice n' toasty.

2. Wii. It'll probably net you a real girlfriend too..

3. PS3. It's well rounded and bulky, like a fat man.

4. PS3. HDMI ports for big luvin'.

5. Wii. Give the remote to him/her for hours of fun.

6. Wii. It's cute I suppose..

7. PS3. It'll crush your foes (and several small child).

8. PS3. It's the lightest of the bunch and is wireless.

9. 360. Since it has a disc tray, you can use tongues.

10. PS3. It's the heaviest.

11. 360. Just remember that sweater again..

12. Wii. Just take the Wiimote.

Thanks you decide my future bride :)

You're welcome. :)

caribo2222

So one day i came home and heard noises in my bedroom, i went up stairs and saw my PS2 was cheating on me with my best friend, so i chucked him out and threw her out the window. So now i figure its time to move, so with your help by answering these questions can i only find my favourite next gen bride.

1.Which console is the best to rest your feet on? 360 it also keeps your feet warm

2.Which console makes the best girlfriend? ps3 because it has the curves

3.Which console makes the best punching bag? anything but 360 because of failure rate

4.What console is best for night time loving?  anything but Wii because u don't wanna get caught with a kid

5.What controller makes the best dog toy? Wii because it can accually fit in the dogs mouth

6.What console makes the best teddy bear? Wii because teh kiddy

7.What console makes the best bodygaurd? Ps3 because it is so big

8.What controller is best for playing throw and catch? Wii because people do that with the controller

9.Which console is the best kisser? Ps3 because of its smexy curves

10.What console is best for weight training? Ps3 because it will work you out lifting it

11.What console makes the best cusion? 360 because it is a concave architechure

12.What console is easier to take on a date? Wii because it is easier to hide

Thanks you decide my future bride :)

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caribo2222

 Now lets tally the results

Ps3-l l l l l l - 6

360-l l l - 3

Wii-l l l l l - 5

Based on your criteria Ps3 wins but a Wii would be a good choice too.